What's Going On?

Full of booze, assholes, and sarcastic tags

[palsplssl-deactivated20200105]

But I ain’t mad. It’s alright. That is alright.

[sophiascribbling]

This might be my favorite scene from any movie. Ever.

[cute-animals-only]

She thinks she’s hiding

[dykejedi-deactivated20170430]

help her she’s so small

[unclefather]

Free her

[sewercritter]

me: google give me a gentle coyote

google:

me again: omg thank yuou so much..

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Today I shut my cat in the fridge.

Okay, so here’s the deal.  Tali loves the fridge.  I don’t know why, but every single time we open it, she bolts for it and jumps in.  She crawls into the back of the fridge and nestles int the smallest little corner she can.  Now naturally, my biggest fear has been that I’ll close the fridge without knowing she’s in there.  And of course, today I went to go grab my Brita filter to pour myself some water.  I wasn’t really watching the fridge, and I just opened and closed it really quickly to put the Brita back while I was looking somewhere else.  And then I looked around and realized that Tali had been in the kitchen, and now she was nowhere in sight.  So immediately, I throw open the fridge door, and there is is, hanging out in the back, content as can be.

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

Fridge cat just got weirder.  Today Tali got into the bathroom while I was showering, which of course made me a little nervous.  I didn’t want her to freak out and hurt herself or go on a scratching spree.  But evidently she loves water, so she jumped in and just splashed around for a while and got back out.  But then she kept whining to get back in, so my boyfriend put a cooler down so she could get in and out with ease, which she took great advantage of.  She’s soaking wet now, and very content.  

[i-remember-there-was-mist]

I told Tali she was famous.  She and her stuffed husky celebrated.

[theapatheticstag]

This is the kind of content I joined for

[ctrlroxy]

Can Tali and I hang out sometime

[just-shower-thoughts]

If Snow White literally had “lips red as a rose, hair black as ebony, and skin white as snow,” she’d look like a walking nightmare.

[play-read-write]

honestly this sounds like the description of a vampire. Which would also explain how she convinced seven dwarves to let her stay with them. How she could control some animals to do her bidding. How she could sleep for a long time without aging. Why the hunter betrayed the queen for her, and why the queen wanted her heart, so she could be sure she was killed properly. 

[spyderqueen]

Shit, THIS is a retelling I want to read.

[the-mundane-and-the-magic-deact]

It’s a retelling you can read, Snow, Glass, Apples in Smoke and Mirrors by Neil Gaiman. 

[edwad]

if karl marx was real he could beat you up, effortlessly. karl marx could rip your little twig body asunder

i have like half a foot on him and know all of his weaknesses

[edwad]

wait, “if karl marx was real”…. is he… made up?

[4935058-452485-deactivated20170]

cryptid

[hushed-obscenities-deactivated2]

reblog if you believe

[theghostbeaters]

Have you forgotten your joy?

[yes-this-is-groot]

[drunkenbarbarian]

me: *texting my mom that i love her and that i hope she has a great day*

some middle aged artist across the street: *sees that i'm on my phone and creates a whole art piece about how cell phones are sucking the souls out of people and are the root of all evil*

[the-future-now-deactivated20170]

Someone died using Tesla autopilot — but don’t freak out just yet 

A man died in a self-driving the Tesla Model S, an innovation presented to us humans as the metal chamber with which we should trust our lives. While this might be horrifying to the many people who are still nervous about driverless cars, there’s an important reason why you shouldn’t actually be scared.

Follow @the-future-now

[sizvideos]

A kitten escapes to meet his best friend (video)

[babygoatsandfriends]

3 days old :)

[satyrdaymornings]

LOOOKIT THE EEEAAARS

[dvasva]

look at that little champ. three days old and already running. fucking dumb ass people babies cant even lift their head at three days old. why cant little people babies be as cool as little goat babies.

[regularvoltaire]

these are the types of kids i want

[drunkenbarbarian]

How to Drink Jose Cuervo! x

[serrice-deactivated20260225]

THANK YOU FOR THIS VIDEO

[dreadpiratekhan]

A Swedish woman hitting a neo-Nazi protester with her handbag. The woman was reportedly a concentration camp survivor. [1985]

Volunteers learn how to fight fires at Pearl Harbor [c. 1941 - 1945]

Maud Wagner, the first well-known female tattoo artist in the U.S. [1907]

A 106-year old Armenian woman protecting her home with an AK-47. [1990]

Komako Kimura, a prominent Japanese suffragist at a march in New York. [October 23, 1917]

Margaret Hamilton, lead software engineer of the Apollo Project, standing next to the code she wrote by hand that was used to take humanity to the moon. [1969]

Erika, a 15-year-old Hungarian fighter who fought for freedom against the Soviet Union. [October 1956]

Sarla Thakral, 21 years old, the first Indian woman to earn a pilot license. [1936]

Voting activist Annie Lumpkins at the Little Rock city jail. [1961]   (freakin’ immaculate)

[dreadpiratekhan]

Now with more awesomesauce!

Female pilots leaving their B-17, “Pistol Packin’ Mama” [c. 1941 - 1945]

The first basketball team from Smith college. [1902]

Filipino guerilla, Captain Nieves Fernandez, shows a US soldier how she killed Japanese soldiers during the occupation. [1944]

Afghani medical students. [1962]   (man, screw fundamentalism.)

A British sergeant training members of the ‘mum’s army’ Women’s Home Defence Corps during the Battle of Britain. [1940]

and just to wrap up…

Nina Simone, one of the most talented vocalists of the 20th century.

[timeandspace1]

[drunkenbarbarian]

How to Drink Jose Cuervo! x

[justleo-palulus]

[hannahhillam]

Road Trips always start out fun but end with you feeling imprisoned in your car