Disaster Queen

ok but like why Pesterchum: drunkenHaxor { Servitudestuck Roxy } {Read about and info!}

[drunkenhaxor]

Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

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Callie did a double take when the answer was given, surprise clear as day on her face.  “Goodness!  It’s wonderful that you’ve allowed so many of them to be adopted, and probably for the better too- 112 cats in one house, even just in the basement, would prove quite difficult to take care of, I’m sure.  Perhaps I can go down into the basement some time while I’m staying here?”

Fortunately Calliope was almost finished cooking the pasta itself, so the preparations were over halfway done.  Hopefully it wouldn’t be too hard for Roxy to hold out for a little longer.

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“Oh totally! We can have a cat party!” Roxy said, lifting up the cat, holding him under his arms and stomach. “I have cat parties all the time. And make cats for other people to have cat parties. Surprisingly, three eyed cats are pretty popular!” she explained, a bit rambly. 

She sighed a bit, waiting a tad bit impatiently for the food. Not that it really showed, she just hadn’t eaten much in the last weeks.

[ameriqan]

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

[drunkenhaxor]

Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

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“Have you?  Do you recall how many you’ve made exactly?  It must be a relief that you’ve somewhere for them to stay either way- I imagine you’d have a bloody awful time trying to keep track of them all without!”  She chuckled at the thought- all of Roxy’s cats, which she was guessing to be no small number, roaming the house, sleeping on all of the furniture…so much chaos caused by such small, adorable creatures.

Calliope continued work on the mac and cheese afterward, humming a tune lightly to herself.  It seemed that she might’ve had more training than she let on- even though it was a boxed meal, she was able to go through the steps of preparing it without checking the side of the box for the instructions.  

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Roxy chuckled, though she pondered for a minute, fingers moving as if she were counting on them. “I think I’ve made about 112? Maybe? A bunch have found nice new homes, but those who havent, which is closer to 30, live with me! And I mean, I let them have the entire basement which is basically as big as the entire first floor. A house for cats p much,” she explained.

Her eyes followed Calliope, a smile on her face as she watched her friend prepare the food. She was super hungry, though she hadn’t realized how much until now. Her stomach grumbled as she thought on it.

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Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

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Calliope gave a pleased smile when Roxy vocalized her trust of her.  It was nice to know her friend thought that way of her.  She was such a kind soul- not like many of the other masters that resided in the hold.  Of course, she was technically a switch, but even if she never had to be a slave the cherub was sure she’d treat most of them fairly.  She just didn’t seem to agree with the whole system at all, which made her ability to hold the position she did seem rather curious…

She’d heard the soft meow as well, but as she was busy preparing dinner she didn’t turn around.  It was only when Roxy directly addressed her that she turned around, spotting the little four-eyed cat resting on the other’s chest.  “No, I have not,” she responded, smiling adoringly at Mutini.  “He’s so cute!  It must certainly be nice to have such a lovely friend around the house.”

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Roxy chuckled. “Mutini is the only one that’s here right now, the other ones are n their own little day care house. Night care? Week care. I put ‘em there whenever I’m busy. I have made a lot of cats,” she obsesrved, rubbing her chin as well as under Mutini’s ear. Roxy was much like Calliope generally when it came to treating her slaves kindly. She generally only asked them to do things when she was tired or busy, and let them come and go as they please. Treating her home like a kind of break between potentially horrible masters.

She was a switch as well and knew that experience much too well, though she wouldn’t be cold hearted even if she did not. She had always been kind for the most part, if not a little blunt in her speech.

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Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

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The limeblood was unsure of the hug- really only because it could’ve only been delivered out of loopiness- but she nevertheless was glad to return it to the human girl.  “That won’t be too troublesome at all!  I could easily cook you up a pot for supper.”  She followed behind Roxy to the kitchen, taking some time to glance around at some of the decor she may’ve missed on her first time going through the house shortly beforehand.

Well, wasn’t this a charming little kitchen!  She couldn’t help but smile upon setting foot into the room.  She also rather enjoyed the magnificent view of the night sky the glass door provided, having always been fond of the stars for some reason.  She didn’t quite pick up on the lack of presence of the Batterwitch’s empire in the room, at least not yet…

Calliope watched as Roxy pulled out all the supplies needed to prepare the meal, blinking as she laid down on the flow and nodding in understanding once the instructions were given.  “Er…right, then.  I’ll try my best not to step on you.”  With that she went to grab a pot from the oven, going to fill it with water for boiling.

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Roxy waved her hand, a rather unattractive yawn gracing her face. “I trust ya, girly,” she grinned, though she let her eyes fall shut as she heard the water running. Calliope would be fine, and she didn’t have makeup and stuff on to worry about getting wet or anything. A small meow from one four eyed black cat had Roxy opening her eyes once more, head tilted up to see Mutini sitting beside her head. “Hey buddy,” she murmured, grabbing the cat and placing him on her chest. 

She ran her hands along the smooth black fur, the cat purring against her chest and laying down a bit ungracefully on his side. “Have you met Mutini, Callie?” she asked, pink eyes finding Calliope’s form once more.

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Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

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Calliope perked up when she heard her friend’s voice from a back room, her smile picking back up on her face.  Still, something was peculiar about her voice.  It certainly sounded like Roxy, but there was something different.  Could it have to do with her tardiness in having her come?  Whatever it was, she hoped it wasn’t anything too serious.

Closing the door behind her, she went further into the house and headed for the direction she believed she heard the other girl’s voice from.  As she approached the study Roxy stuck her head out.  The cherub immediately noticed how completely exhausted she looked, causing her a bit of surprise before the words Roxy spoke were processed.  “Oh…I’ve not been trained an awful lot, but I do have my share of culinary knowledge.  I take it you’ll require my use of such skills during my time here?”

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Roxy chuckled a bit, moving over to her friend and lazily wrapping her arms around her shoulders in a tired hug,”Yeah, actually just mac n’ cheese. There are a few boxes and the directions are on the back? I’m just soooo tiiiiiired,” she complained before pulling away once more. She turned, but not before gently grabbing Calliope’s to led her to the kitchen. 

It was a little small, and pale pink was on almost every surface or object in some way. The sliding glass door that looked out to her backyard only showed darkness, as it was night. You could see the stars from there, though, her house not being extremely close to others. There was also a distinct lack of Betty Crocker products... 

She reached up into the cabinet above the stove and pulled out a box, then moved to the fridge and pulled out a gallon of milk, sitting both on the counter before she laid in the middle of the tiled floor. “The pots are in the oven and the measuring cups are in the drawers beside it. I’m just going to lay here now.”

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Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

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Calliope hadn’t seen Roxy for some time.  In fact, she couldn’t quite recall how long it had been.  Only once or twice after she saw her true self, wasn’t it?  Maybe not even that.  Either way, it’d been far too long!  The young cherub was unusually excited given the circumstances of her stay at the human’s place.  Of course, Roxy had practically been her first friend in the hold, so it wasn’t as though she was without good reason.

A day had passed since the new list without the young cherub being sent to her new master’s home.  Was everything alright?  Oh, she hoped Roxy was doing well- one day was usually not a problem, but more would be quite the cause for concern.  Fortunately, that wasn’t the case- soon enough she got the call to go to the Lalonde’s house, an order she obeyed promptly.  She went off to the transportalizer room un-disguised and punched in the coordinates, arriving near-immediately near Roxy’s home.  She walked directly to it, noticing the front door was cracked open.  What for, though…?

She gently pushed open the cracked door, peeking her head in before stepping inside.  “Hello…?  Roxy?”

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Roxy was focused on finishing her final project (for the time being) when Calliope entered. She faintly heard her voice, tired eyes not leaving the screen of her computer. “I’m in here, close the door!” she called out, her voice a bit off somehow. Was it because she was tired? Or because she had only been drinking energy drinks and not water? 

The girls fingers moved furiously as she put in the final touches, fixing the last bug in the hacking program. As she looked at the lines of code, she sighed with relief. Finally, she was done. The white haired girl yawned and stood, moving to the doorway of her study to look out for Calliope, leaning against the doorframe. “Hey. You know how to cook?” she asked, finally letting Calliope see her, tired and gross and baggy eyed. It seemed her friend hadn’t worn her troll cosplay either. 

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Pretty Girls ( Calliope / Roxy )

Roxy was tired. Exhausted, really. She had been awake for over 48 hours working on a program for someone who had hired her to hack into someone else’s system. They were paying big bucks, but in exchange she had been on a time limit. This time limit involved no sleeping, hardly any eating, and a lot of energy drinks. She was looking worse for wear, black lipstick smudged and missing in a couple small places on her bottom lip from where she had ripped the skin off with her teeth, her eye makeup was horrible as well, seeming like it had been applied two days ago and she had rubbed her eyes a lot. Probably because that is exactly what had happened.

In her concentration she had forgotten that she had rented her lovely friend, Calliope. When she leaned back in her chair, taking a small breath, she remembered. At least she was only one day late, and it wasn’t like she would make Calliope stay at her house, definitely not for a full two weeks. She just needed a little help. With cleaning, cooking, being reminded to feed herself and bathe, she hadn’t left the house in weeks, swamped with work. She called the hold, asking they send Calliope over, then moved to open her front door, a certain sign for her to come in without knocking.

She then moved back to her desk in her ‘study’ and started typing away an extremely complex looking code while she waited. Almost done. Almost done.

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[dirtmound]

*holds cat* *is delighted*

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i was annoyed because it was really laggy and-

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[look---alive---sunshine]

[magimagali]

do u ever just get a sudden burst of love for someone .. like you just think about them and youre like !!!!1 YAH yes they are so cute and awesome i am so glad theyre in my life

[drunkenhaxor]

finishin hacking programs in a 72 hours perioid w no sleep and not a lot of food and mostly energy drins isnt recommended

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A Little Help Needed (Roxy/Vriska)

Roxy was tired. Exhausted, really. She had been awake for over 48 hours working on a program for someone who had hired her to hack into someone else’s system. They were paying big bucks, but in exchange she had been on a time limit. This time limit involved no sleeping, hardly any eating, and a lot of energy drinks. She was looking worse for wear, black lipstick smudged and missing in a couple small places on her bottom lip from where she had ripped the skin off with her teeth, her eye makeup was horrible as well, seeming like it had been applied two days ago and she had rubbed her eyes a lot. Probably because that is exactly what had happened.

In her concentration she had forgotten that she had rented a troll from the hold for two days she had been working. On the second day, close to being done with time to spare, she recalled this and called the hold, telling them to send Vriska over. She didn’t know much about Vriska, only that she had a robotic arm that she would like to tinker with if she had the time. She opened the front door to her house, a two story lovely little thing. It was a bit messy from her time ignoring things and throwing stuff around while working, when frustrated, rather than putting things away or in the trash. She left the door open for when Vriska arrived, a rather obvious signal to come right in. At least she had been kind enough to remember at night, considering trolls seemed to be more sensitive to light. She headed back to the desk in her ‘office’ area, typing away on her computer to put the finishing touches on the hacking program while she waited.

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Research (Roxy & Lil' Seb)

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"Thanks, nice apartment for the fancy robot. Just seems appropriate." Putting him together probably cost more than the apartment to be quite honest but that wasn’t important. At least not to him anyway. Cal and money were never an issue from what he could tell. Any money Seb would make would go straight to Cal either way, not like Seb needed it. 

"For guests." He confirmed, shrugging his shoulders after. "I could eat it, but I dont need to." Not that human food didn’t taste good or anything, he just didn’t need it. Following behind her to his bedroom he chuckled, raising a brow at her. "Oh yeah? I’ll have to keep in mind you said that." It could be taken quite a few ways, and all of them sounded promising. 

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Roxy winked, sticking out her tongue at his mild suggestion,"I see yer' thoughts, Seb. You aren't slidin' one past me!" she laughed, sitting down on the bed with a smile. "Not that I can really say no, you did buy me, after all. Your wish is my command." Not that she sounded particularly unhappy about it.

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(( ok but like if u send hate to me u should probably stay on anon when u send hate to my friends 2