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you know why you're here, don't lie to me. ... SHIP swan queen supercat mirandy grace and frankie jetra rizzles blurey other none LENGTH <5k 5-10k 10-20k 20-50k 50-100k 100k+ RATING g t m e not rated

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Fairy Tale Retellings Summary:

i may only have fragments but i know this. here, there is a chosen one, an evil queen, and a little prince. and they love each other.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Grace and Frankie (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Frankie Bergstein/Grace Hanson Characters: Grace Hanson, Frankie Bergstein, Robert Hanson, Sol Bergstein, Brianna Hanson, Nwabudike "Bud" Bergstein, Coyote Bergstein, Mallory Hanson, Officer Torres (Grace and Frankie) Additional Tags: POV Outsider, Fluff Summary:

"It’s all quite surreal, if he’s being honest, watching his and his husband’s ex-wives unknowingly fall in love with each other. He would tell them if it wasn’t so fun to watch."

Grace and Frankie's relationship through the eyes of others.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan Additional Tags: Absolutely shameless fluff Summary:

In which Emma and Regina spend a week at a winter mountain retreat with their family, and play truth or dare in the hot tub. Written for SQW Day Two: Travel.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills Additional Tags: fluff with literally no plot, i just love this family a lot okay Summary:

“I’m gonna...swim,” she says weakly, flipping onto her back. Henry turns to watch her go and Regina seizes the opportunity to poke him in the sides from behind, and he’s doubled over and they’re both so happy.

the swan-mills family at the beach. written for sqw day 2: travel.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Red Riding Hood | Ruby Additional Tags: Fluff, Online Dating, Hook-Up, Tropes Summary:

Emma is convinced she needs to branch out, so she reluctantly signs up for a dating/hook-up app to meet some new people. Imagine her surprise when she sees a familiar brunette staring back at her.

(It's NOT a hook-up app! Except it totally is.)

SwanQueen

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time) Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, trapped together, Sharing a Bed, magical mishaps, Tropes Ahoy! basically Summary:

While working to stop a potential villain, Regina and Emma accidentally stumble upon a curse that lands them bound in magical handcuffs...together.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Supergirl (TV 2015) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Kara Danvers & Cat Grant, Kara Danvers/Cat Grant Characters: Cat Grant, Kara Danvers Additional Tags: Angst with a Happy Ending Summary:

Kara accidentally meets Cat in a pub in Scotland.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan Additional Tags: Romance, Didn't Know They Were Dating, Food Summary:

Regina is completely unaware that she's dating Emma Swan, even though Emma actually says the words "It's a date" pretty early on.

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Chapters: 14/14 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Jiminy Cricket | Archie Hopper, Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan, Abigail | Kathryn Nolan, Red Riding Hood | Ruby, Huntsman | Sheriff Graham Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - High School, References to Shakespeare Series: Part 1 of Love sought is good, but given unsought better Summary:

“Emma Swan doesn’t even want to play Viola when Regina would kill for the role. She’s started blaming her audition piece; don’t audition as an evil queen if you want to play the naïve, cross-dressing ingénue.”  

After a series of bad decisions in her short time on scholarship at Storybrooke Preparatory School, Emma is ‘encouraged’ to audition for Dr Hopper’s production of ‘Twelfth Night’ and is cast as Viola. Unfortunately, Regina Mills, who has been biding her time in second rate roles for the past three years, is not happy about this turn of events. High school production of Shakespeare AU.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Jane the Virgin (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Petra Solano/Jane Villanueva Characters: Jane Villanueva, Petra Solano, Background & Cameo Characters Additional Tags: First Dates, Fluff, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Summary:

When her phone rang, Jane was not expecting it to be Petra.

[Or: Jane and Petra go on a date.]

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Chapters: 3/3 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Baelfire | Neal Cassidy, Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Robin Hood (Once Upon a Time), Prince Charming | David Nolan Additional Tags: Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, 2b Summary:

Soulmates are for the privileged few, the good, the fairytale heroes. Soulmates are for love stories, and Regina’s love has only ended in pain and loss. A soulmate would be a waste of her ability, and she persuades herself of it so vehemently that she can stand naked in her castle, surrounded by mirrors, and pretend that she isn’t searching for a tattoo on her skin anymore.

  She casts a curse, rides to a castle to find a savior, and wakes up in a strange house that is to be home from now on. She’s won, and it’s never felt so fitting.

When she dresses for her first day as mayor, she sees it: an intricate mark against the tan skin just beneath her breast, shaped like a sunburst with a web woven through it. It’s a new world, it’s a new destiny, and she touches her mark and is as afraid as she is wondering.

Written for Swan Queen Week Day 4: Soulmate AU.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills Series: Part 1 of Swan Queen Week (June 2014) Summary:

To hell with fate and feuds. I’m saying that I want to give you home, too.

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Emma Swan, Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Wicked Witch of the West | Zelena, Captain Hook | Killian Jones Additional Tags: Swan Queen Week, Dark One Emma, True Love's Kiss, mostly canon compliant??, at least kinda until 5a blows everything all to hell Summary:

Regina will be damned if she is just going to let Emma Swan save her and then run away.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Snow White | Mary Margaret Blanchard, Prince "Charming" James | David Nolan, Captain Hook | Killian Jones Summary:

“But doesn’t that get old?” Regina asks back. “Fighting for love."

something i thought of on a whim. think porn without plot, but for romance. romance without plot. canon compliant up to 5x23.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills Summary:

In which Regina under no circumstances trusts Emma to take care of herself when she has the flu.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wonder Woman (2017) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Antiope/The Entire Amazon Army, Antiope & Hippolyta Characters: General Antiope, Antiope, Queen Hippolyta, Hippolyta (Wonder Woman), The Amazons Additional Tags: Antiope is oblivious, Hippolyta is amused, And I needed this in my life, Fluff and Humor Summary:

Aphrodite has overcome the entire Amazon army with longing for a General.

Hippolyta is the only one to notice.

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Once Upon a Time (TV) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Evil Queen | Regina Mills/Emma Swan Characters: Emma Swan, Evil Queen | Regina Mills, Henry Mills (Once Upon a Time), Prince Charming | David Nolan Additional Tags: Angst, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Battlestar Galactica Fusion, Alternate Universe - Space Series: Part 5 of snapshots of swan queen Summary:

regina is forty-second in line for the presidency, and number forty-one has just died outside caprican airspace.