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goldensunset

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

firestorm09890

frankbelloriley

byallmeans1

songstone

This is what happened right?

spooks03

That’s a bottomless twink if I’ve ever seen one 😔

fandiagnosis

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.8 | THE VAMPIRE LESTAT 3.4

mimi-maru

hesitantlyhappy

iwtv seasons one and two was like being tucked into bed and read a heartbreaking story by Louis du pointe du lac. The Vampire Lestat is like your blackout drunk uncle trying to tell you an anecdote at a family gathering

fruitviking

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

takityphoon

comfort zone doodle

mawofthemagnetar

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

owwllly

one more time

armandsfangs

you kiss your maker with that mouth?

(i made him end every sentence with "blow me")

mimi-maru

arttful-dodger

I’m gonna tell you something Sandrockers.

Sandrockians.

Sandrocks.

I’m gonna tell e-you 🫵 something.

If anything happens to OWEN

—OFWHICHITWILLNOT!

I will kill myself in front of everyone in this small town.

I have spent very little time in this place but the vibes are already off with several too many people.

And if Owen has a hair out of place—sohelpmegod

I will do unspeakable things.

No one is talking about him so my worries are being assuaged, but I didn’t look too hard and purposefully left out his name. And YET, if his day is so much as marred with little more than a sandstorm.

I will find you, you reader. You.