Who Knows

18. Canada. Hockey. Tea. Chocolate. Nutella. Salt and Vinegar Chips. Sailing. Travel. I drunk blog a lot I'm so sorry.

[aesthetic-lupin]

merlin’s beard! that hit me right in the feels😭

[theforceawakens]

it’s been a year since you became one with the stars, but you’ll always be in our hearts forever.

carrie frances fisher october 21, 1956 – december 27, 2016

[theweirdwideweb]

[thenatsdorf]

[stability]

[raptorific]

If I were Harry Potter I would have addressed Voldemort as “Tim Riddle.” He’d be like “IT’S TOM RIDDLE. ALSO, IT’S NOT TOM RIDDLE, IT’S VOLDEMORT.” Ahahaha classic Tim. 

[twitterlols]

[tryclops]

whoever made this meme is A FAKE FAN

fairy godmother was singing her iconic cover of “i need a hero” during this scene, “livin’ la vida loca” wasn’t performed by puss in boots and donkey until the end of the movie

literally check yourself before you wreck yourself

[intothespiderbottom]

shrek yourself before you wreck yourself

[rabidchild]

A. The song title you are looking for is “Holding Out for a Hero” which is a song by Bonnie Tyler, but performed in this film by the incomparable Jennifer Saunders (of AbFab fame).

B. Mongo had a featured line during “Livin’ la Vida Loca”, which he sang from his final resting place in the moat, meaning that it is completely fair to assume that someone would associate the song with his dying moments.

So who is the real fake Shrek fan?

[knot-the-father]

things heating up in the Shrek fandom.

[suppermariobroth]

[jldixon]

This is possibly the saddest post that’s come across my dash 

[jon-snowings]

i can connect with this gif on an emotional level

[cat-memes-only]

don’t even bother

[morgiecorgi-deactivated20171110]

[drunkhp]

me: [washes my hair, makes one phone call, eats a salad]

me: honestly I am THRIVING! !! mental illness who??? #blessed

[culturenlifestyle]

Crazy Yearbook Quotes From Students Back in 1911

These alarming and quirky yearbook quotes are found inside Spokane High’s Class of 1911, which include some pretty bizarre ambitions. Some of them include “ambitions” of murdering the faculty and marrying a dwarf. Take a look at their perplexing words below.

Keep reading

[chipotole]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[uoa]

Only 90s kids will remember

[lacroix420]

it doesn’t matter how slow you go so long as you don’t give up

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

ok someone please explain this to me 

[evilidiot]

I know there’s a lot of talk abt how fuckin weird 2016 is but honestly I miss how finding weird shit affected me a few years back. like I remember finding a whole blog 100% seriously dedicated 2 shipping the evil guy and the platypus from phineas and ferb and that fucked me up for a whole month, that was all I could think about whenever I logged on to Tamblr Dot Com for an entire month. if I found it today I’d just be like “yeah that makes sense” and wouldn’t give it a second thought.

[evilidiot]

I don’t know why I pretended to not know dr doofenshmirtz’s name. I knew his name why did I lie to everyone

[gameraboy]