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theehorsepusssy

deadeyesopened

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

starkie-md

I uhhh got a little carried away

deadeyesopened

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

starkie-md

I uhhh got a little carried away

deadeyesopened

you should be able take off or put on breasts or a penis any time you want like they're accessories

starkie-md

I uhhh got a little carried away

twinicegiantorbiters

I’m an evil transsexual wizard. If your frail form can’t even handle a cringe post or two, then why the FUCK did you come to my gay little tower???

catasters

pseudomantis

Ancient wooden Xbox controller

This is what the had in the ancient times before plastic was invented the Xbox was made out wood and the PlayStation was made out stone and dirt. The Nintendo, was made out of straw and grass. And the Sega was made out wind and air

themaskedotter

I’m crying because when my dad was eighteen he was going to join the airforce and then the night before he had a dream that Jesus slapped him in the face with a gigantic fish and asked him what he was doing and he woke up and thought, “Jesus is right what am I doing?” And that’s why my dad did not join the military.