YOU KNOW ONCE I START I CANNOT HELP MYSELF

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[b0nkcreat]

2026 I Will Not Obsessively Ruminate On Stupid Bullshit That Makes No Sense And Is Not Real

[maxxie-or-smth]

google is it normal to look back on memories and feel as if you're watching someone else entirely

[bopsterlobster]

livin the dream

[oddarette]

Yep, I made a frutiger aero soft soap alien… 💧🐠🤍🫧🧼

[softheartedmilo-deactivated2025]

clark was the realest one in that outpost

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

[cheaphalloweencostume]

well, i mean more like La Piscine or Mulholland Drive,

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i think i am going insane

[mrblackhaironthestreet]

Apparently it is impossible for Tumblr users to think of a not ageist way to describe their tastes, because everything must always be compared to how inferior children are -- despite the fact that it is pretty much never the choice of any child or children when media aimed at them is dumbed down etc.

Things when bad: kids and children are involved!

Things when good: this is very Adult this is specifically Adult only Adults can understand or want this

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda

[madeupfromglue]

pony altworld hypercapitalist deathscape sitckersheet

[qoviooo]

. It was always just you “

[garaks-padded-bra]

I never learned how to type they didnt teach us in school so now i just type fast as fuck with my 2 index fingers. im strange and beautiful, swift and free. like a wild stallion galloping along on its long and creepy fingers

[achesspiece]

is that simple task bothering you queen

[unofficial-autism-post]

Unofficial Autism Post

[barbatusart]

these fuckin websites man lmfao it is literally just the human body like grow up

[barbatusart]

im still annoyed about this & furthermore it makes me think of this long train of thought draft post i keep picking at regarding how stupid it is that the internet at large has been forced to subscribe to the Puritanical US American model of performative moral outrage about nudity and sex & meanwhile explosive gratuitous violence in art remains fine. not that im saying the TOS should be expanded anywhere to include violence the same way it does nudity cus Hell No, but lmfao the priorities displayed here

[klyoma2]

wip

[oneheadtoanother]

[tachyon-log]

(USAmerican trying to imagine a societal environment) Okay, so picture a highway,

[fishmech]

inability to correctly perceive 3d objects is in fact far more dangerous when someone is driving a car next to you then when they're like, sending emails to you.

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

haven't smoked weed for like two days, feel good about that.

[diarydiarydiaryblank]

THE DEMONS WONT LEAVE MY BRAIN

[userfish]

genuinely crying laughing

[brightgoat]

THE NETHER RAIDERS

A Raid Party that got tricked into following the Hero through a Nether Portal. The Hero had the portal destroyed on the way out, and the party has been trapped ever since.

That is until a surprise Wandering Trader, who has a habit of appearing where least expected, told them of something that could help them... Supposedly.

Minecraft: My World AU - Act II - Nether Arc Part 3

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

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