Half blind, all nerd

Emily. Probably force sensitive. Likes having long conversations about superheroes, discussing how stories work, and intersectional feminism in science fiction. Can be easily won over with Star Wars and Dragon Age references and dogs. Maybe a writer?

[themaskedotter]

Friendly reminder to eat and drink water today 🧡

[thunderon]

wizard: i have trapped you in a time loop >:)

me, loves routines: oh darn whatever shall i do

[thunderon]

wizard: you know, the point of the time loop is to have some big revelation and work on yourself, not to keep attempting to redo all your awkward moments in small talk conversations

me, on day 33 of my time loop: stfu im going back to the coffee shop again today and when the barista tells me to enjoy my drink THIS TIME i am not going to say “you too”

[thunderon]

me (day 47): and thanks, you too— FUCK not again

wizard: alright im breaking the time loop i cant keep watching this anymore

[scoobycool9]

The time loop: Doesn’t break.

Wizard: *FUCK*

[thunderon]

me to the wizard on day 48 of OUR time loop:

[justadreaminghufflepuff]

"I don't think you understand, Mr. Wizard. I'm not stuck in a timeloop with you. You're stuck in a timeloop with me."

[genericdndpun]

Hot one off the press for yall

[drowsyana]

Getting into D&D be like:

[someemochick]

[evilwizard]

*at the ADHD wizard meeting* sometimes i just find it difficult to hocus-focus

[thebloodwizard]

have you tried abracadadderall?

[evilwizard]

it’s a material component for spells requiring Concentration

[astoundingbeyondbelief]

The monsters of Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves.

[thepleasuregoblin]

Some people will tell you "hobgoblins are a completely different species from goblins" or they will say that they are different subspecies with significant physical differences, like a labrador retriever and a wolf, but that's because they're afraid of the truth: goblins just get tall sometimes

[bprinny]

Aren't hobgoblins also red

[thepleasuregoblin]

Goblins can be red too

[argonia-deactivated20210109]

I rlly like this image like a lot. U can feel the love in it.

[scoreplings]

[ID: A white sheep and a brown goat laying down and leaning into each other. Their eyes and closed and they look very content. /End ID]

[marypsue]

maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence

[valtsv]

i think at least half of All That wouldn't have happened in hamlet if they had access to fancy beverages back then

[valtsv]

if hamlet could have just gone and bought himself a little caffeinated drink he would have either calmed down or killed his uncle faster and either way it would have solved a lot of unnecessary drama

[propalitet]

fathers casually dropping the craziest lore of their lives in the middle of a conversation

[snorlaxatives]

that little chunk of chocolate at the bottom of the drumstick cone reblog if you agree

[toukatan]

the forger family in matching outfits! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ✩‧˚

[hanymelonom]

She made art!!

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[everythingfox]

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[yesbothways]

it’s incredible to me that you can see how much they are definitely going to bark in a still image

[themaskedotter]

Things I wish I could tell myself ten years ago

Set boundaries! Keep them even when it is hard.

Selfishness doesn't have to be inherently bad. You need to prioritize yourself.

No matter what anyone says, you are not responsible for other people's emotions.

If you have romantic feelings for someone, it is better just to tell them about it (if appropriate) and move on.

Feelings are just feelings. Let them exist. They won't last forever.

You will find someone who loves you with their whole heart. Be patient.

Do things that are fun, regardless of whether or not you feel like you deserve it.

Feeling your emotions is much better than repressing them.

You are not as straight as you think you are. Forgive your mind for repressing it. Your mind was just trying to protect you.

You are much stronger than you think you are.

Be compassionate to yourself. The world is chaotic and overwhelming and you are trying your best.