LUV JUNKIE

𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚖𝚞𝚐𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚝.

[dryfires]

i'm roy.

[midiport]

i finally came!!!! fuck u zoloft

hell yea #RealCummer

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

My last two brain cells.

[butterflypeaflowertea]

love is so embarrassing . also the only thing that matters

[thatgirlupstairs]

[dryfires]

i cannot for the life of me keep track of important dates cuz i got bad brain disorder so i'm sitting here at 2:19 am makin some oatmeal and remembering that as of september 25th i've been sober for six whole entire years.

[cheeso]

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

[dryfires]

no more zodiac horoscope bullshit. i don't understand all that mess. the new thing is assigning people cars based on their vibes.

[jamiewr]

[dryfires]

i'm single now so if any big boobied milfs in my area wanna hit me up.... i'm a free man.

[slab-o-meat]

love this comment on protruding screw removal

[reynita9]

[twynksdisease]

My favourite graffiti ever boys get sad men get depressed

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I like how he’s muscular. jocks speaking out about their emotions

[pureslime-deactivated20191020]

depressed king

[dryfires]

i feel like i may be giving off the impression that i'm an angry individual but i'm really not and i am sorry.

[dryfires]

my newest business venture will be called Roy Harper's Be Nice to Children Or I Will Hunt You For Sport, and my pitch for it is if you're a grown ass adult and you treat a child like they're not a human being, i get to hunt you for sport.

[dryfires]

unrelated but i can NOT stand when a kid is like reiterating something that just happened and the adult they're telling is like "yeah i know i just saw it". shut UP you piece of SHIT they are LEARNING HOW TO PROCESS THINGS. it doesn't matter if you saw it firsthand, you are disrupting a very important part of a kid figuring out cause and effect. a kid learning how the world works and observing things around them is more important than you being a little teensy weensy bit annoyed. grow the fuck up and educate yourself on basic child development.

[dryfires]

made lian lunch and she started sticking green beans up her nose to hide them in hopes i wouldn't notice she wasn't eating her veggies.