DSAF With Michael Afton

Dead DSaF ask blog where Michael Afton is a thing! Quotes are from all over the place, a rare few are even original! Ran by @digi-056

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Michael: Wouldn’t it be crazy if we all had phones for heads?

Old Sport: That sounds terrifying.....

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Duuuuuude… I used to be obsessed with your blog I was that kid who drew Dave horking down grapes after u made that store post😭😭😭 do you still use tumblr?

I do! Looks like I forgot to update my url in the bio WHOOPS!

I haven't been interested in DSaF for a while now though so this blog won't be coming back any time soon unfortunately 😅

I do have a newer Rain World focused blog! (That I should really answer stuff on but keep forgetting lol) @diviningrodtv

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ok so i was listening to that playlist thing at the bottom of your page and i love it and the quotes and stuff but DEAR GOD ABOVE WHHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THAT DA DA D AD ADAD DADA ITS IN MY HEAD IT WILL NOT LEAVE END MY SUFFERING

*MANIACAL LAUGHTER*

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*Throws a bag of food across the room*

TAKE IT!

Old Sport: Thanks! That’s this month’s groceries covered!

Michael: Half of this is beef jerky..... I can relate.

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I always think of this blog as the 'Two zombies and a furry' blog whenever it appears, and I feel like this should be known

Michael: Oh.

Old Sport: You’re not wrong.

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guess I do have a post for ya'll....

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(sorry I haven’t been postin lost modivation -digi)

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Phone Guy: Ah yes my train of thought

Phone Guy: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express

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BABEY BABEY BABEY BABEY BABEY BABEY @dsaf-michael-afton. LOOK AT THOSE BABIS

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Question, who's taller? Is it sportsy or Mike? ✨👄✨

Old Sport: I am!

Michael: Why must it be this way....

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Michael: Go big or go home

Phone Guy: Your shift isn’t during the day. P l e a s e for once in your life just go home. I’m begging you. G o  h o m e 

Michael: I’m going big!

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Phone guy: I’m at a loss for words!

Michael, telling Springtrap: Despite being at a loss of words, he yelled at Jack for the next 20 minutes.

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Yynjyhyh I got lazy on this one but here’s the babies

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Old Sport: what's for dinner?

Springtrap, staring at the food he burnt: regret

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Phone guy: I’m at a loss for words!

Michael, telling Springtrap: Despite being at a loss of words, he yelled at Jack for the next 20 minutes.

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Phone Guy: Found a fun fact today! Your heartbeat is perfectly in sync with another person, regardless of their age, sex or race!

Old Sport: Especially if you’re dead.

Michael: Can confirm.

Phone Guy: EVERYTIME WE BRING UP AN INTERESTING TOPIC, YOU TWO RUIN IT.

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He do be a baddie tho ✨👄✨@dsaf-michael-afton

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Michael: Oh, my shirt? Yeah, I saw it at the store and the colors clashed with everything and hurt my eyes.

Michael: So naturally I bought it.