dscw

A tumblr, for tumbling

[sonicthehedgegod]

so today at work this birthday party for a six year-old came into the restaurant and this was their fucking cake

[sonicthehedgegod]

it was huge and took up an entire table and when i asked to take a picture the mom laughed said “yeah our six year old just HAD to have the illuminati cake!” and this is literally all i’ve thought about since

[dragkingandreweldritch]

@glumshoe

[glumshoe]

What do kids love? Is it cake? Illuminati? Cakes about the Illuminati? Hell yeah they do.

[taliabobalia]

“just HAD to have the illuminati cake” tells me this mom was looking through a catalog of cakes, her child saw this one, and was insistent on having it. which means somewhere there is a bakery that sells illuminati cakes. a bakery that sells so many illuminati cakes that they advertise it in a catalog for wee children to peruse. the cakes are coming for our kids

[iftadwascool]

[liartownusa]

Buddy Rose, International Floral Designer: Murder by Any Other Name by Trevor Schlage

[taliabobalia]

[shituationist]

I think the funniest thing about libertarians is their belief that the state and capital are two separate entities whose interests are diametrically opposed.

[dscw]

This, for ever and ever, amen

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world…  doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that 

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

Have you ever wanted to make your own propaganda poster?

Now you can go churn out some vintage memes to refresh the economy 

wholesome meme creation. back to meme roots

[lol-wait-holdon-deactivated2017]

I feel like this is the most disrespectful thing I’ve done in the past five years help

[lachances-deactivated20241202]

NOW THIS IS WHAT I POST FOR

[m4ge-deactivated20210331]

[bimbos-anonymous]

[bimbos-anonymous]

guys I can’t stop making these I’m going to fail my finals

[sojak]

*uses for worldbuilding and conlanging*

[danismm]

No babies today

[liartownusa]

Featheur® Owl Cream Ad

[positivedoodles]

[drawing of a blue raccoon saying “I’ve made progress and I’ll make more.” in a light blue speech bubble.

[micdotcom]

Watch: Terry Crews has some brilliant points about feminism — including an apt parallel to Civil Rights.

[mythicromantic]

Thank you for hitting all those nail Terry

[nyokoko]

You can tell he’s really been doing self-reflection in addition to research from how he frames his answer.

[note-a-bear]

Terry is my manspo, truly Like…my man has been doing work.

[spoonmeb]

Terry and the Rock are two men who have really talked about their personals struggles and growth. I’m here for it.

[grace--upon--grace]

Ryan Brien

[teganquinruinedmylife]

It’s America Eve and I haven’t even put my bald eagle on top of my freedom tree yet

[aviculor]

Every America Eve, Uncle Sam visits all the patriotic boys and girls. But he doesn’t leave them anything because free handouts are for filthy commies.

[thenerdsaurus]

2016 so far…

[grandenchanterfiona]

I want a high fantasy movie where everyone talks with Southern US accents instead of British ones.

The Dwarves though, they can get Minnesotan accents.

[captainlordauditor]

ok but picture this: elves with brooklyn accents

[audsbot]

“Hey HEY I’m castin’ here, what’d’you – listen, my pop and I serve the Great Tree goin’ back six hundred fuckin’ years so if you got a problem with our fuckin’ magic you don’t fuckin’ come down here into our fuckin’ grove to gimme shit about it.

“Right? You don’t see me fuckin’ goin’ into your shitty man-stables and tellin’ you how to milk horses, do ya? So instead you come down here, disrespect me, disrespect my pa, and how ‘bout you stop fuckin’ disrespectin’ the Great Fuckin’ Tree that grew whens’t the world was young and carries all our fates ‘n its boughs, okay?

“I said, ‘okay?’

“Okay, now fuck off.”

[rhubarbes]