current Wolf359, HP fandom, Scholomance whirlwind

nádleeh mei fuck JKR and Tronald Dump's group

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[sokkas-therapist]

A very happy pride month to every single character in Avatar: The Last Airbender

[dspd]

This implies Ozai and Zhao are queer and that seems like an added crime against humanity on top of all the other stuff they did

[sokkas-therapist]

A very happy pride month to every single character in Avatar: The Last Airbender

[dspd]

This implies Ozai and Zhao are queer and that seems like an added crime against humanity on top of all the other stuff they did

[the-big-mood]

[dspd]

Was he trained with cheese

[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 1 day 17 hours

[dspd]

In case you haven't heard about the JK franchise sinking to new depth of hate, now you have. Not only that but it's using indie crowd sourcing to fund the project which is despicable. JK is a fucking billionaire and they're crowdfunding.

[dspd]

I am seriously over the random author note proselytizing I've seen in recent fic chapters. I clicked for found family feels, not your messages about finding sky daddy.

[lizardsfromspace]

So as you can clearly see from this screencap of an in-joke with a friend when they were nineteen, you have no choice BUT to acknowledge this queer indie author is scum. Another addition to my spreadsheet of over a thousand problematic authors to NEVER platform or support

Anyway here's the next chapter of my Crowley/Marauders fic! A/N obligatory fuck JKR and Neil Gaiman tho </3

[catboybiologist]

"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"

[catboybiologist]

The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao

[catboybiologist]

"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW

[kaiasky]

the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."

[lumsel]

#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up

[boomerdacat]

With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men

[gaycodedvillainy]

For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it

[knitmeapony]

But can I have sex with older men there

[knitmeapony]

I am never leaving this site

[pokemonstadium2]

when i was a child for multiple halloweens in a row my costume of choice was “fancy lady” who was a character i invented who looked like this

[gaytanic-panic]

[nintendobiitch]

I don’t understand why twilight princess Link is always headcanoned as like the Grouchy Emo like he’s just a simple farm boy who plays with a slingshot to entertain the kids and drinks milk and whistles on grass and herds goats for fun the boy is Pure and Good and just happens to turn into a wolf occassionally nbd

[zelda-heritage-posts]

Zelda Heritage Post

[muffinlance]

You know it would be extremely funny if I started writing shipping fics but only for EXTREME rare pairs

Anyway it's nearing midnight so please consider:

Azula/Song never letting Zuko forget about that ostrich horse

[boo-kei]

NIALL & RUBEN - THE ARCADE HALF MAN EPISODE FIVE

[podcake]

random wolf 359 moments i think about a lot

(very possible spoilers below so keep scrolling if you haven’t listened to this audio drama yet)

hilbert loving pecan pie so much that he agrees to help eiffel turn spam into turkey for thanksgiving dinner

jacobi casually dropping that he “likes the men folk” during a high stakes situation

questions only

maxwell’s restraining order on her family

minkowski canonically loving musicals

eiffel finding it borderline impossible to not speak exclusively in pop culture references

lovelace telling dumb jokes to keep a bomb linked to her heartbeat from going off

jacobi’s anatidaephobia (a fear of ducks)

jacobi and maxwell both hating parties and coming up with ridiculous excuses to not attend a christmas party

everything about “no complaints”

chai lattes

the empty man

box 953 and all the weird shit it does in the special episode, “change of mind”

“change of mind” in general

“memoria” in general

i'd love to add on to this list. everybody please share their favorite wolf 359 moments

[dspd]

Everything that was added in the reblogs plus every other second of the show, particularly:

Stick that in your burrito

When in doubt, whip it out - it being hydrochloric acid

Everything that's in the All Things Considered episode

Jacobi's password in the "let's go be bad guys" episode when he tries to take over the ship is ALANA

the fact that Minkowski's password in the final episode is VULCAN and she makes a Star Wars joke but Eiffel doesn't understand them because of the fight with Pryce

The fact that Miranda has a drawer full of spare eyeballs

"Turn it off. " "No." And "Goddamit, none of you were here for the Empty Man".

That one extra scene (that I can never find when I look for it) after a big event where everyone is exhausted, nearly silent, at breakfast the next day with just the sound of cutlery and Maxwell and Minkowski have a stilted conversation about coffee. The way it shows how mundane and civil the two groups are with each other because they actually like each other outside of when they're fighting and it's a little glimpse of how they could have been in different circumstances (I think about this a lot)

All of the post-credits scenes tbh (runs screaming into the distance)

[dspd]

Fuck me, today is going to suck so hard. I slept a whole 45 minutes in bits and pieces last night.

[scruffylookingpiratecaptain]

I think people have truly lost any ability to be patient with storytelling.

‘I don’t understand this’ They’ll explain it if you wait.

‘I don’t like how this episode left things hanging’ There’s a continuation next week.

‘This character is flat’ Wait for them to be fleshed out.

So many of the complaints I see about shows lately are people being confused by things THAT THE SHOW WANTS YOU TO BE CONFUSED BY THATS THE FUN OF MYSTERY AND FORESHADOWING YOU ABSOLUTE GOBLINS THE MAIN CHARACTER IS ALSO CONFUSED AND THEYRE GONNA DO A BIG REVEAL AND EXPLANATION LATER IF YOU WOULD JUST FUCKING WAIT

[hooray4skeleton]

[the-ladyrae]

It's remarkable how much reading comprehension capability affects everything. I will die on the hill that this is another side effect of "the curtains were just blue." propaganda and the cinema sins "school" of media analysis.

Because I've observed people are more frequently unable to separate what they the audience knows and what the characters experiencing the story know. Additionally to build on that people can't tell when a character is making a bad faith argument. All of which results in surface level understanding where everything is taken literally at face value except for the things that actually are literal truths at face value. If you tell them directly people contort themselves to justify it meaning anything else. But if you tell people indirectly they just won't get it.

[dspd]

To be fair, a lot of crap and/or unfinished stories are being told these days where those questions aren't actually answered so on some level I understand why someone would ask the question. On top of that, COVID has really done a number on the greater population, decreasing attention span to be able to focus on what's happening in the story and increasing impulsivity so people are blurting out inside thoughts.