Weird red Dirk.

For I am no measure of a man by any scale, merely a stainless amalgam of metal and silicon.

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System, by the way. I don't know why this post wasn't made sooner.

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crine ur my favourite artist, bye bye

Aw, this is so sweet. May our break be indefinite, but not forever. This just gave me motivation to keep going. I appreciate you.

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We probably wont upload anymore.

[turntgh]

dirk and lil hal

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steals ur lunch money and fucking beats u up and gives you a mega wedgie and leaves u hanging from a tree then i grab a bat and hit u like a piñata

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how do you feel about piss? do you like it or are you normal?

Tugs on my the collar of my shirt. Anxiously.

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how does it feel being a FREAK and a WEIRDO and a LOSERRRR...

I don't have anymore lunch money! Please, have mercy on my soul. I'll do your homework for you if you just don't give me another wedgie.

[dstris-chatclient]

how do you feel about your proshipper past?

Beyond terrible. It was another one of my headmates that did the proshipping stuff, but it's still disgusting. She's gotten better (by better, I mean stopped proshipping) since. (and went dormant, along with some of our other headmates). No one in our system is any sort of proship anymore, fortunately. Good question, anon.

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[exar547]

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what is 2 + 2

people will really go on your blog and ask you the first incomprehensible bullshit that comes to mind. do i look like i know dude go look it up

[dstris-chatclient]

i need more art of lil hal and davesprite being lil pals together

[iwouldfuckmcdonaldsforbreakfest]

dirk doodle

bro has no idea he looks so chopped...

[dstris-chatclient]

i fear they are the same guy

[iwouldfuckmcdonaldsforbreakfest]

most fuckable mcdonalds menu item?

hmm...the double quarter pounder with cheese ha ha im tryin to put the pound in pounder bro

[sevenmoreminutes]

phenomenon that kinda makes me want to kill myself

[sevenmoreminutes]

you guys are so fucking obnoxious

[sevenmoreminutes]

hey btw trans guys[I AM ONE EVERYONE IN THE NOTES THINKS I HATE TRANS MEN BUT I LITERALLY AM ONE] if you find yourself instinctually getting really really mad about this post maybe you should stop for a second and consider why just the notion of a character being a trans girl and nothing else makes you so angry

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my alien friend doesnt know that humans dont pee for ten minutes straight @girliet

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Can I ask you something

you didnt think to ask me before you asked this question? shame on you