the galaxy ain't got room for y'all

look at [ my ] life then look at yours. get some ambition --- why you bored ?? time'll n e v e r wait on no man. society will never hold your [ hand ].

[dtfjacob]

Well shit; that’s one way to say hello. You okay there, babe?

Just great. You should look where you’re going.

[dtfjacob]

Want to rewind so I laugh at your pun and not ruin it? Yeah, exactly, it takes a lot to understand people I guess – at least when they are complex. 

That would be the nicest thing anyone’s done for me all week. Everyone’s fucking complex.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[swdyww-deactivated20210428]

hansarai

[enterheavenalive]

☺️☺️☺️☺️

[nightgaunts-deactivated08082015]

gutgroan

[justinyourguts-deactivated20260]

i want to die

[dtfjacob]

stfu--gabe:

Yes, I know it’s a filthy habit, absolutely disgusting, slap me on the wrist but at least I’m not doing it in the house. 

So wait -- we’re not supposed to do it in the house?

[dtfjacob]

adrianxharper:

Friendzoning? Stop the madness. I think you mean you’re not a huge fan of befriending everyone all at once. That doesn’t make the situation any better but you’re lucky I take those words of yours more as a compliment than an insult. – It’s something Bonnie would say because I am Bonnie. When will you realize that? I knew you were a kind-hearted devil, I swear on Kim Kardashian’s selfie book that I’ll stick around long enough to partake in at least one act of mischief with you. – Away we go, then. I’ll even let you get first pick on what animal you want to ride on the carousel. Choose wisely and let your inner bestiality fetish go wild. Wherever the car takes us first, we’ll break into until we’re nearly caught and I’m forced to speed away or charm your way out of prison. Trying to make me a fan of you? I’m touched. 

Nah, you’re wrong. I’m pretty content to befriending people if they’re cool people to befriend. I’m never that keen on being a lone wolf. I was just being dramatic. If you would have actually taken that as an insult I think our conversation would be over and our paths would have to go in different directions. I just can’t hang with people who are that sensitive. I don’t know, there’s always people who are all talk and end up not doing shit. Bestiality fetish? Adrian, that’s a disgusting thing to say. But I call dibs on the horse. And who’s driving? Oh, I’m sorry. I thought you already were one.

[dtfjacob]

esmeevause:

Not particularly, it’s all about confidentiality and they didn’t want the world knowing they fucked up so bad. Oh, I know you missed me. How could you not when you were deprived of my presence for so long? Not particularly, but it did help me some. My mom was really big into law too. Law was my second best option. 

Oh, but aren’t you pretty much on a tv show? Talking to me while there are cameras literally everywhere? About how bad they fucked up? Esmee, trust me. It’s not that deep. Why would anyone -- more precisely, someone like me miss you, someone he barely even knows? Just think about it for a second. That’s -- I don’t know. Nice?

[dtfjacob]

hfsgrazia:

Well I mean – aren’t French Fries technically from Belgium? They aren’t actually from France. Well, I mean – dunno? People are weird, that’s why I barely give out advice. Half of the people don’t even really listen. I mean, if you stop talking to people you don’t know – how are you going to get to know them properly? 

Listen, I was trying my best to make a pun here. Thank you for ruining it with your realistic view on it. I guess you’re right. I think I should just stop trying to understand people here. Well, if they will really catch my eye I will somehow end up getting to know them either way. Like, I just don’t want to try, fuck that.

[messthatuwanted]

[dtfjacob]

fridawyd:

Sorry for not showing my face earlier, but my jet lag needed to be slept away – either way now that my fine ass will be shown in Victoria’s Secret next catalog and I was able to get away from the holiday aftermath I’m ready for like the welcome back party y’all planned, or at least some shots to celebrate the blessing of me picking you guys over sunshine.

The fact that you came back seems unbelievable. Like all this and us over all that sunshine? Now I feel bad saying that there’s we didn’t plan any welcome back parties, but you know that no one in this house will ever say no to shots so neither will I.

[dtfjacob]

savannahbells:

…..Ta. Everyone is so damn downers

I think nowadays it’s called being realistic. You should check that out. Sounds like it would solve a lot of problems in your life.

[dtfjacob]

adrianxharper:

You called me you’re friend. There’s hope yet, my darling. I mean, yes, most, if not all, of those things are true but what if they hadn’t been? You could’ve seriously hurt my feelings, Jacob. Calling me some kind of bad omen. I can’t make a single promise about not abandoning you, you’ll simply have to trust I either stay or come back for you. Ruin you. I’ve been told I’m the type to leave someone in ruins but you know I’d do it in the most beautiful way. And I don’t think I’d ever do it on purpose, if that accounts for anything. Make up a crime of your choice, embrace your inner Clyde and wild side and we’ll do it. Rob a bank, break into that carousel across from the Eiffel tower, steal some baguettes, the options are limitless. Keep it up, I’ve always been a fan of the theatrics.

I did, didn’t I? Figure of speech, I’m not a huge fan of friendzoning people all at once. Okay, but I wouldn’t have said that if I didn’t know for sure that I was right. That’s something Bonnie would actually say, but hey -- you have your last chance. It all depends on you and whether you show up. I don’t know, the carousel part sounded exciting enough to block my brain from thinking of anything cooler. Although, I’m pretty sure we could just do all three, I mean. Unless you’re not holding your promise of getting me out of jail that is. That’s exactly what I’m trying to do.

[dtfjacob]

aylawyd:

My hero. I’m contemplating whether or not I should find the logic you just pulled out of your ass impressive. Next time, I’ll just ride a horse through Europe to get to Paris next time. 

I’ll go ahead and take that as a compliment. All in all, it is pretty impressive to start bullshitting about stuff I’m lacking knowledge of that quickly and that much! You could have easily traveled on electric cars! Stopped at some hotels every night, gotten some nice sleep. Just saying!

[dtfjacob]

savannahbells:

But me and snow aren’t good together- or ice.

Then don’t? First world problems over here.

[xlogophobia-blog]

i wanna get drunk and kiss a lot and not think for a while

[dtfjacob]

MOODBOARD – JACOB ALLVAREZ + FRIDA ZAHIR. [3/??]

@jacobdid911: ok ok so here’s the truth.... i didnt get into a bar fight... frida posted a selfie and i walked into a wall

[downeyxmorgan]

[dtfjacob]

fvkshane:

I was walking back from the cafe up the street, and I swear to you that I saw a man dressed as a clown driving a yellow car. I’m talking red wig, white painted face, a red ball for a nose, and polka dotted clothes. 

I’m not sure if i’m just going insane, and that’s my cold I caught talking. Or if it’s actually really true, but I’m pretty sure it was. 

Is a clown driving to a birthday or whatever party really such a crazy thing to see? How else are they supposed to show up there if they actually have a car? I really doubt cold makes people see hallucinations anyway.