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[beauvilliers]

if tate mcrae was really canada down she would dump jack hughes for this

[icehockeyetc]

Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympics Preliminary Round: USA vs Germany | February 15, 2026

[wrigglygreig]

mpp is the victim of a robbery

can vs ger, 14.02.26

[unoqlo2]

02/15/26: FRA vs CAN | Mack's penalty shot goal

[keysports]

heart shaped ❤️

[saviorified]

Connor McOilerForever

[saviorified]

ConnorMcOilerForAtLeastTwoMoreYears

[nuge]

leon draisaitl | EDM v. MIN | 10.24.2023

[feitan-22]

stu deserves to clock the team if they dont, at the VERY least, tie this fucking game

[pierrelucdubois]

biting on my fist rn

[rookieluck]

it had to be connor mcdavid 🙇🏼‍♂️

[darnellnurse]

if you told me the oilers would be up 3-1 in a playoff series boa i would have laughed in your face

[leondraisaitlsglove]

RAW | Leon Draisaitl, Tyson Barrie 05.23.22

[dubersbutt]

the oilers make me experience very real depression

[dubersbutt]

Poly fic ask here!

Imagine connor and leon taking turns fuckin u in front of a mirror and then making u suck them both off.

*fantasized bout this last night*

Hey besties, it's been a while Why don't we catch up?

Leon's fingers dig into your hips to angle you in front of the mirror in the bathroom. The air is cool on your naked body as Leon's thumb slides over bottom lip.

"Keep your eyes on the mirror, pretty girl," his other hand slides in-between your thighs, the light pressure giving you goosebumps all over your body.

He presses kisses into your neck, beard tickling your skin, as he spreads your legs apart, letting you lean into his body. Your back arches into his bare chest when his fingers tease your clit.

It's an obscene sight. Leon raises one of your legs on the counter and slips one finger in your pussy while he uses his thumb to circle your clit. He adds a second finger and his other hand needs your breast, toying with your nipple.

He adds a third finger and your head falls back against his shoulder but suddenly you feel his hand on your jaw, pulling your head back to its original spot.

"Mirror, baby," he grunts, "Or I stop."

He adjusts his fingers and all of a sudden he's hitting that spot that makes you shout out his name, calling Connor into the bathroom. He strolls in, standing behind Leon, wrapping his hand around his waist. Leon doesn't miss a beat, keeping you on the edge even as Connor's hands start to wander his body.

"I-fuck," you pant, "Leo, I'm gonna cum. Please"

"Go ahead, baby."

A few seconds later you cum loudly, thighs clamping around Leon's as your body slumps into his arms. You don't even have time to recover before you're being pushed forward, chest meeting the cold countertop. Your legs being pushed apart and you can only barely touch the floor on your tip toes. You feel one of their cocks sliding through your folds before their hand is tangled in your hair, tipping your head back.

Connor meets your eyes through the mirror, "You know the rules, baby."

And then he's fucking into you, hips slamming into yours. You let out a shout as your arm comes out to brace yourself on the mirror. Beside you Leon is jerking himself off beside you. Every thrust pulls out a moan from you. You try to drop your head, but Connor still has a grip on your hair, firmly keeping you in place.

Then Connor starts to stimulate your already sensitive clit and all the tension in your body releases. Your pussy clenches spasms around Connor, who burries himself as he cums moments later. Connor reaches over and helps Leon finish on your back.

[stuart-skinner]

Leon with Words for the Fans - "You guys are f*cking phenomenal"

[nuge]

leon draisaitl | EDM v. SJS | 03/24/2022