Your two closest friends, who are also your otp, are more comfortable around you than anyone else. Like they're really comfortable. Probably too comfortable.
Scoups x Fem!Reader x Woozi
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Poly fic, fluff, friends to lovers, pining, dense reader, super suggestive, Seungcheol thot activity, CheolHoon argue a lot but it's all in good faith, made Seungcheol really pouty because I like, Jihoon tries to be normal, Vernon listens to your CheolHoon problems, lmk if anything else
Whenever Jihoon and Seungcheol were around, you always felt like you were witnessing something that you shouldn't. Moments between them that in no way were intended for the public eye. And for whatever fucking reason, they only seemed to act this away around you. During a group hangout, when the three of you were the first to arrive, it almost felt like you yourself were in the relationship. They giggled and smiled at each other like they shared a secret no one else knew, and then they'd look at you like you were also privy to that secret. You were not. And then as more of your friends filed in, they'd go back to acting how they normally did around people. Still cute, still in love, just much less intimate.
And this has happened multiple times, mind you. Whenever you had the pleasure of third wheeling them for the day, or when you'd stop by Jihoon's place to binge anime while Seungcheol lurked around. It was insane. You felt insane. At first you had fully convinced yourself that you were imagining things, but as time went on, it was clear that it was very real, and that you were the only one experiencing this.
The lovers were undeniably your otp, seeing as you had been rooting for them since Jihoon first let it slip to you that he had a massive crush on Seungcheol. He was all nervous and flustered, made you promise to not say anything. You couldn't help but laugh at how adorable he was being. Did he really not see how Seungcheol looked at him? Truthfully, you're the only reason they're even together. Jihoon was in complete denial that Seungcheol could possibly like him, and Seungcheol couldn't read through Jihoon's Tsundere tendencies for shit. So through meticulous planning, and months of egging the two of them on, they finally confessed to one another. So yeah, you happily take credit.
You assume that's why they're so… comfortable… around you. You really can't find another explanation. You'd always been pretty close to both of them as well, so that's definitely gotta be a part of it. It's just so odd to you.
Well, at least it was odd to you. It's been a year since it all started, and you've grown quite used to their behavior. In fact, you'd even say that you enjoy the special treatment. The way Seungcheol reaches to hold your hand in crowded spaces the same way he does for Jihoon, when Jihoon pulls you as close as he possibly can during movie nights, how they both call you their girl. You don’t think you've even thought about getting a boyfriend since all this started, you really didn't need one when you basically had two. That's why as you sat at your favorite brunch spot with them, you were completely unphased by… whatever they were doing.
You looked at your menu, unsure of what to get this time around. You told yourself that you'd order something different today, but your eyes kept drifting to the Very Berry French Toast that you always ordered.
“What do I even get?” You were mostly talking to yourself, but Seungcheol chimed in anyway.
“I don't know…” He feigned genuine thought as he glanced at his menu. “Maybe we should just order this.” His hand grabbed Jihoon's face, pinching his cheek.
First of all, we is insane, but okay.
Jihoon rolled his eyes, but the flush creeping up his face betrayed him. “You cannot do this every time we eat, the joke is dead.”
“Who said I was joking?” Seungcheol raised his brow.
“Do not-” you closed your menu having decided on your meal. “-start this here, Seungcheol. People are trying to eat.” You were getting the Very Berry French Toast.
“Yeah me too-”
“Shut the fuck up.” Jihoon cut off the large man. “Can I please! Just enjoy brunch in peace?”
Seungcheol looked around, once again pretending to think about his answer.
“Maybe… if you give me a kiss.” Seungcheol looked at him smug.
You had no clue how Jihoon did it. Seungcheol was a Leo man. A LEO MAN. But then again, you probably entertained Seungcheol's antics the most.
Jihoon pretended to die, slumping over in his seat and making a cartoonish ‘bleh’ sound. He stayed like that for an entire ten seconds before sitting back up, scowling at Seungcheol, and quickly pecking his lips. Seungcheol hummed triumphantly, fully aware that that was the most he was gonna get in a public setting.
You see, Jihoon would've never done even that if anybody else was sitting across from them. PDA was not his thing at all. But for whatever reason, he could not care less in your presence.
You watched as Jihoon fixed his Jacket after it had fallen from his shoulders due to his award winning death scene. You were actually pretty sure it was Seungcheol’s, a new one of his too. Jihoon sure worked fast.
Soon your waitress arrived to take your orders, quickly jotting down the three meals before scurrying off. As you all waited, you continued with your mindless chatter. Jihoon and Seungcheol held hands over the table and you were very unsurprised when Jihoon eventually reached across to grab your hand as well. You happily took it, you'd have to be insane to turn down Lee Jihoon's open and willing affections, regardless of how peculiar it was. You watched as his eyes lit up just a little bit brighter as he continued to yap about the anime the two of you had finished the night prior.
When the food arrived, they shared with each other, as couples liked to do, and then they shared with you, as they liked to do. You also shared your treasured Very Berry in return. You honestly liked this arrangement, it meant that you could have different meals and still order your tooth rotting breakfast food. A bit of Seungcheol's Hearty beef sandwich, some of Jihoon's healthy chicken salad, all together it balanced out your meal perfectly.
_
“Maybe you're their third person?”
“Their what?”
You sat on your couch with Vernon as the two of you talked about your mornings, a movie playing on the TV that you've only half paid attention to. Vernon is the only person you've told about your relationship with the couple. He's rational and can keep a secret, making him the best person to vent to when you first thought you were losing your mind. You never point out their behavior anymore, incredibly desensitized to it all, but upon hearing that you had brunch with them, the Aquarius man thought of a new theory.
“Third person,” Vernon said simply.
You blinked at him.
“Please elaborate.”
“Well…” he swayed side to side in thought. “Some couples just have a person they're really attached to, and like to do everything with. Kind of like a pet.”
“A pet?” You squinted. “That's super comforting, thanks, Non.” You muttered sarcastically.
“No problem.”
You never knew if he genuinely didn't understand your sarcasm or if he just didn't care. Either way, it pisses you off.
Obviously, the next logical step was to launch a couch pillow at him. He yelped upon impact and immediately did the same to you.
And so it begins.
Your living room was a wreck by the time you were done assaulting each other with pillows. You knocked over a ton of trinkets, busted one of the pillows, and possibly broke something- something fell off of a shelf with a ‘crack’ but you paid it no mind. You had collapsed on the couch while Vernon found refuge on the floor. You both laughed as you shot stupid insults at each other.
At some point you heard your phone ring, you promptly ignored it after realizing that you had left it on the kitchen counter, and were unwilling to get it. But then it rang again, and then you got a few text notifications. So you begrudgingly got up from the soft cushions of your sofa, and trudged to the kitchen.
Missed call from Leo Man 🤨
Missed call from Baby Boy 🫧
Text from Leo Man 🤨
Hey, cupcake!
Baby and I were going to the mall and you said something earlier about needing new shoes so we thought to invite you! 😍
Lmk wassup!
Text from Baby Boy 🫧
Mall
We'll be outside in 10mins
You sighed. Oh your sweet boys.
You did need new shoes, so you decided to take them up on the offer, though, Jihoon didn't seem to be giving you a choice. You let Vernon know what was going on and when you left he showed no signs of actually leaving himself. Strange man.
Just as Jihoon said, the couple was outside in ten minutes. You opened the door and slid into the backseat of Seungcheol's bright red truck.
“You miss us?” Seungcheol mused as he put the car in drive.
“It's been five hours, Cheol.” You deadpanned, strapping your seatbelt.
“So?” The man glanced at you, offended, through the rearview mirror. “We missed you!”
“You know, if you keep acting like this you'll scare her off.” Jihoon furrowed his brows.
“What!? No!” Seungcheol sputtered in disbelief. “I don't scare you, right, cupcake?” He glanced at you in the rearview once again, awful concerned about his boyfriend's comment.
Was Choi Seungcheol big and intimidating? Yes. And he could be down right terrifying if you got on his bad side. But to you? Nah. Big softy. A teddy bear even.
You chuckled at his wide eyes. “No, Cheol. You're bout’ as scary as a puppy.”
“Well that's not…” Seungcheol bit his lip in consideration. “I'm intimidating sometimes.”
“You are so picky.” Jihoon laughed at him.
“Okay but you love me!”
“Ehhh.”
Seungcheol scowled. “Well, ____ loves me!”
“You like, strictly complain around her, so think again.” Jihoon muses.
And now Seungcheol was full blown pouting, his plump, rosy lips jutting out in distaste. Very upset that no one loves him. This wasn't true.
He knew this wasn't true. He pouted anyways.
“Jihoon, ease up, I need him to carry my shit.” You repressed your own laughs to maintain the peace.
“I'll gladly carry your things, cupcake.” Seungcheol stated, still frowning. “Jihoon will have to fend for himself.” He'd turn his head if he weren't focused on the road.
“I'm not buying anything???” Jihoon continued his teasing. “Plus, we all know you'd still carry my stuff anyways.”
Sometimes you forgot how much of a fucking brat Jihoon could be around you and Seungcheol. The man was always so cool tempered and quiet around the masses, but when it was just the three of you, he'd leap at the chance to make Seungcheol pout. Sadism.
“I'm not gonna buy you the new Maple Story packs.”
Jihoon gasped and promptly shut the fuck up. Seungcheol smiled in triumph. He's had a lot of victories today. Unbelievable.
You couldn't help but cackle at their bickering. They've only been together for a few months longer than a year, yet they argued like an old married couple. You sighed as the mall finally came into view.
-
“Oh my god, why's he pouting now?” You just came back from the bathroom to find that Seungcheol is, once again, upset about something.
Jihoon pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed. “I called him Choi Seungcheol.” he mutters.
You blinked. “Ji… you know better than that.”
“It wasn't even on purpose!”
“Cheol, see? It wasn't on purpose.” You tried to mediate.
“Nah, he said it as revenge for threatening to not buy him new fortnight skins.”
“Why-” No. Nope. It didn't matter. Y'all weren't going anywhere unless this was solved. “Jihoon, kiss him!”
“What, why!?”
“It's the easiest way to make him feel better.”
“You kiss him then!”
You looked at the pale man, appalled. “He's your boyfriend!”
“And? I'm sure he'll be plenty happy if you kissed him.”
“I-” You blinked rapidly at the couple. “-I don't have time for this.”
So you approached Seungcheol, grabbed his face, and planted a big, fat kiss on his cheek. When you pulled away, you saw that your lipstick had smudged, leaving a shotty print of your pursed lips on his cheekbone.
Jihoon leaned over to see, clicking his tongue and muttering a ‘Nice.’
A sheepish smile slowly grew on Seungcheol's face as you let go of him. He held his cheek as he suggested you all grabbed something to eat. Fucking Leo's, man.
As the three of you sat to eat in the food court, Seungcheol still hadn't bothered wiping his face, so you did it for him. He complained as you used a napkin to rub away the lipstick, saying that it was proof that you loved him.
“You don't need proof when I'm sitting right here, dumbass.” You mumbled it mindlessly as you finished with your efforts.
You hadn't noticed that both Jihoon and Seungcheol were staring at you, so when you pulled back, your eyes darted between the two, confused.
“What?” You raised a brow at them. “Is there something on my face too?” You joked.
Jihoon blinked at you before locking in on his food. “No, you're good.”
Seungcheol just gave you a giddy ass smile as he went to eat his own food.
Okay then…
-
You dozed off on the car ride home, only hearing the couple's soft murmurs over the even quieter radio every now and then.
“She's asleep.” Jihoon whispered as he watched over your still figure in the backseat.
Seungcheol hummed in response. “I'm not surprised. We dragged her out twice today.” He chuckled.
“Yeah…” Jihoon's gaze lingered a little longer before turning to sit properly. “So nice of her to come out. Even with all your pouting.” Jihoon couldn't help the jab that escaped from him so naturally.
“Even with all your nagging.” Seungcheol fired back.
Their hushed laughs flowed throughout the truck, much too gentle for the vehicle’s garish appearance.
“Ugh, what're we gonna do?” Jihoon sighed, covering his face with his hands. “She was so cute when she kissed you.”
Seungcheol agreed as he resisted the urge to feel his cheek where the phantom kiss lingered. “And what she said in the food court…” He recounted.
“Oh my goooodddddd” Jihoon whisper screamed. “Shut up, I thought I was hearing things.” He scrunched his face.
“No, she said that.” Seungcheol confirmed.
In his peripheral vision, Seungcheol saw his boyfriend's cheeks puff out to hold his breath, most likely trying to keep from screaming. And they called him the dramatic one.
Seungcheol smiled as he reached over to grab his lover's hand. Even if it all really meant nothing, he was just happy that you were around.
You don't need proof when I'm sitting right here.
Yeah, he was gonna hold onto that for the next forever.
When the car pulled up in front of your apartment building, Jihoon once again maneuvered his body to look at you. “Cupid, you're back home.” He spoke a bit louder than he had previously been.
The couple watched you stir at the call of your name, fully sitting up when Jihoon patted your knee.
“Shit…” You mumbled, blinking the sleep from your eyes. You looked out the window to find that you were, in fact, at home. “Okay.” You yawned.
You undid your seatbelt and then attempted to stretch your arms in the cramped space.
The lovers felt like they were watching a cat wakeup. Slow blinks, quiet yawns, big stretches. It made them feel all fuzzy inside.
You grabbed the paper bag with your shoes, as well as a different bag with a top Seungcheol had bought for you as well. You swung open the car door and shuffled outside. You then stepped over to Jihoon's door, peeking through his already open window. Like clockwork, you grabbed his hand, bringing it to your lips as you've done a million times before. Then you quickly reached for Seungcheol's hand, knowing damn well he'd have a fit if you didn't. He wouldn't be concerned at all with how you were kissing on his boyfriend, more concerned about getting his turn. You couldn't fully reach to kiss him, so you gave his hand a good squeeze.
“Goodnight, my boys.” You mumble with a tired smile.
“You have work in the morning?” Seungcheol inquired. You hummed. “I'll pick you up, okay?”
“Mmmkay.” You agreed.
“Night, Cupid.” Jihoon mumbled, leaning back in his seat, also clearly tired from the day. His droopy eyes gave you a cuteness aggression fit that took the will of thousands to not act on in that moment.
With a bit of reluctance, Seungcheol let go of your hand, allowing you to wander off and take refuge in your home. He looked at his boyfriend and they shared a knowing look. Really… What were they gonna do?
-
You were back to thinking that maybe you were going insane. You had barged into Jihoon's apartment, ready for another anime binge, and when you entered the living area, you witnessed Jihoon essentially pry Seungcheol off of him upon hearing your footsteps. That was normal. Seungcheol, of course, was never the kind to give in so easily, so he continued to kiss his boyfriend all over his face and neck as he tried to greet you. Also normal. Seungcheol's response to Jihoon's complaints of you standing right there as you waited for them to finish their little show, was to offer you to join. Still normal.
The lustful glances at you? Weak. The way Jihoon basically moans as Seungcheol's lips refuse to leave him? Been there, done that.
So what on god's green earth could've possibly struck you as odd? When Seungcheol grabbed your arm and pulled you to sit between the two of them. So simple compared to literally everything else you just witnessed, but it was the only thing that was out of the ordinary. Seungcheol usually got up and wandered further into the apartment as you flopped on the couch next to Jihoon. If the large man ever did come back, he'd take the seat on the other side of Jihoon. So yeah, it was pretty surprising when you found yourself pressed between the two of them like the cream in an Oreo.
Vernon's old theory about them being swingers came to mind. You'd debunked it saying they would've made a move forever ago. And it was true, swingers weren't exactly known for their patience. So as you looked at the two of them, Jihoon leaning on you as he turned on the TV to play the show, Seungcheol's arm falling behind you on the couch, you accepted that this was now a part of the routine.
Other than that, the night was pretty normal. You found yourself laying across the lovers as the episodes went on. You and Jihoon hummed and gasped at the TV, occasionally pausing to stand up and rant about something stupid a character did. Seungcheol laughed at the two of you, saying that ‘It was just a show,’ and that you both needed to calm down. Two sets of eyes glared at the Leo, immediately Jihoon reminded him of how he acts when his favorite team loses a game.
“That's real.” Seungcheol huffed, crossing his arms.
“It's a game!” You shouted at him in disbelief from where you had stood to announce your irritation. “It's literally grown men kicking a ball around!” You gestured wildly.
“Those grown men are skilled, and deserve a win!” He shot back.
“Obviously not if you're crashing out every other night because they can't get one!”
Jihoon cackled at the two of you, falling back on the couch and kicking his legs in the air. “It's true-” Jihoon wheezes trying to catch his breath. “They never win!” He clutched his stomach.
You stood up straight, basking in your victory. Not today Choi Seungcheol. Seungcheol rolled his eyes and pouted, but he still let you flop your legs over his lap without complaint.
You tried to continue the show, but the three of you kept giggling about whatever you were talking about. And as the hours rolled by, and you all grew more tired, you decided it was time to sleep.
Seungcheol threw you over his shoulder, and hauled you to the bedroom when you attempted to walk home at the unholy hour. You could only sigh as you locked eyes with Jihoon who giggled as he treaded closely behind the two of you.
Seungcheol plopped you on the bed while Jihoon went to grab you some of his clothes to use as pajamas. The apartment once had a guest bedroom, but Jihoon had turned it into his photography studio a few years back, leaving only the one room. You never understood why they made you sleep in the bed with them when the couch was still perfectly fine, but you've learned not to question things.
This is just how things are. This is just how they are. And even in all their behaviors, they've never once made you feel uncomfortable, so what was the point in fighting it? You surely couldn't think of a good reason as you slipped on one of Jihoon's oversized shirts, and tied on a pair of his shorts. You exited the bathroom and flopped on the bed where the couple was already cuddling. You'd think the bed would be too crowded, but for whatever reason, Jihoon owned the biggest mattress on the market. Said something about liking his space. Ironic seeing as he drags you and his boyfriend into bed whenever possible.
Jihoon pulled you into the cuddle sesh with little thought.
“Nooooo, you guys run hot.” You whined as you weakly pushed his arms away.
“Yeah we do.” Seungcheol mused.
Well… he wasn't wrong.
Ultimately, you ended up laying on Jihoon's chest with Seungcheol’s arm thrown over the both of you, you all chattered mindlessly while drifting off.
“All this mattress…” You began. “And you guys insist that we sleep like shivering kittens in need of each other's warmth.” You complained half heartedly.
“Awww.” Jihoon cooed at the mental image, his hand running up and down your back. “Those poor kittens.”
“The kittens aren't real, Ji.” You mumbled.
“They are somewhere.” He whispered.
You heard Seungcheol, who you thought was asleep, chuckle at the two of you. “You're both my kittens.” He asserted in a hushed tone.
You rolled your eyes at how cheesy the man was. You didn't bother commenting, but Jihoon sure did.
“That was so fucking corny, babe.” He scrunched his face.
This only made Seungcheol laugh, his mission to make you cringe a success. “I'm glad you think so, babe.”
“Can you like, not, babe.” You tacked onto the ‘babe’ train happening.
“Mmmm, only if I get a kiss, babe.” You don't think there's been a day since you met Seungcheol, that he hasn't demanded kisses from you, or anyone else in the vicinity. The man was such a thot. But hey, If you could pull the way he could, you'd probably be one too.
“How about you both go to bed…” Jihoon chimed in. “Babe.”
You snorted at the delay. He tried not to give in, but he couldn't help himself.
Seungcheol sat up a bit, leaning on his elbow so that he could kiss you and Jihoon. One on Jihoon's lips, one a bit close to yours as he whispered ‘love you's.’
In that moment, as you all were finally falling asleep, a thought dawned on you. One that, perhaps, should've come to you a year ago. Maybe you weren't just their third person, a fortunate witness to their love for one another. Maybe you were their third person, a receiver of the love and devotion that you thought the two of them only held for each other. Your brows furrowed as you pushed the thought aside. Not now. Go to sleep.
-
The next days were… odd. Even more so than usual. The couple wasn't even doing things out of their ordinary, you were just looking at the things they were doing differently. You really tried to push it away, tell yourself you were crazy, but it was no use. Even the level headed Hansol Vernon Chwe, was of no help to you.
“Why didn't I think of that!” Vernon gasped in realization.
You went to him for rational thought, not one of his convoluted theories. But here you were, head in your hands as he further entertained the idea.
“I guess I assumed that they were only exclusive to each other without considering the possibility that they'd be open to a third partner that third partner specifically being you of course because why else would they act all lovey dovey with you unless they wanted you in the relationship as well it actually makes complete sense but we overlooked it due to our closed minds refusing to see-”
“Vernon, literally if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to rip your tongue out.”
Vernon paused his ramblings, clearing his throat. “All I'm saying, is that I think you clocked it.” he raised his hands in surrender.
You groaned, falling back onto your couch in defeat. “What do I dooooooo?”
“Well… what do you want to do?“ Your friend leaned back into the corner of the couch he always claimed.
What did you want to do? As odd as you felt it all to be in the beginning, you accepted the matter without complaint. And slowly, but surely, the couple had been ingrained into your life, almost like you were a part of the relationship. Always just a boundary or two away from being able to say you were in a throuple. You were perfectly okay with all of it. But you hadn't ever thought about actually being in the relationship. You cared for them both very dearly. Jihoon was your oldest friend, and Seungcheol had thundered his way into your life with a conviction and stubbornness that only he could possess.
Truly, you're grateful to be attached at the hip with them. You always called them ‘your boys,’ because it really felt like they were yours. They were a way around you that they only were with each other, and you took pride in that.
“I mean-” Vernon piped up once again. “-you’re basically dating them already, why not tack on the title and it's added benefits.”
True, true.
In order to fully understand yourself, you thought about your life if you decided to turn them down. A life where they treated you like everybody else. That is if they even still spoke to you. Yeah… no. Not doing that.
Throuple it is.
-
The next time you hung out with the couple, you were practically shaking with nerves. You really had no clue what to say. You considered calling and telling them you were sick, but you realized that they'd probably drop everything to coddle you. Vernon, who never seemed to leave your home, basically wrestled you out the door.
“What if I'm wrong!?” You screeched as he pulled you into the hallway.
“Trust me! You're not!” He huffed as he finally got you close to the elevators. “They want that cookie, ____!” He pushed you into the first elevator that opened.
You could only gawk at his words. Foul mouthed boy.
So here you were, in Jihoon's living room for what was likely the millionth time, nervously chewing on popcorn while the couple argued about what movie you should all watch. Seungcheol wanted an action movie that you didn't catch the name of, and Jihoon wanted to watch an animated movie that was likely going to make you cry.
Jihoon turned to you with a fire in his eyes. “We won't watch either then! Cupid, you pick!”
Your eyes widened at being addressed so suddenly. You looked between the two of them with furrowed brows.
You picked Howl’s Moving Castle. Seemed like a good in between. Speaking of in between, guess where you were? Sandwiched between the beefy men once again. No surprise there. You watched diligently as Howl whisked Sophie away from the predatory soldiers. The lovers seemed much less invested in the movie they've seen a hundred times, chattering with one another quite literally behind your back. You didn't mind of course, the film was pretty much tattooed on your brain as well, so every now and then you'd hone in on their conversation before going back to focusing on the TV.
You were also plotting. Well… attempting to plot. You still had no clue on how to go about letting them know that you're privy to their own schemes. Do you just say it? Like ‘hey, I know you guys want me, let's do this shit.’ That seemed… not ideal. What if-
Your thoughts were cut off by a small gasp followed by Jihoon's voice. “Seungcheol!”
“Don't Seungcheol me!” The elder's hand flew over his chest, as if wounded.
“Stop being a freak while Howl’s Moving Castle plays!” Jihoon fires back.
The two of them got louder. You only leaned back, trying to decipher exactly what just happened.
“I was just saying!” Seungcheol defended.
“____ is literally sitting between us! Have some decorum!”
“Ain't nothing she ain't heard before!”
Ah okay. Seungcheol was being freaky again. Checks out.
Normally, you'd just kick back and laugh as they went on and on. But today, you were arguing with your own demons, really taking in what was being said in reference to you. Seungcheol was always a flirt, not minding at all if you were there to witness the sexual way he spoke to his boyfriend, and he always “joked” about including you in their… activities. But Jihoon was keen on not scaring you away with Seungcheol's raunchy behavior. It was one of the things that had confused you a lot in the beginning. Seungcheol's behavior was far from appropriate, but Jihoon was less worried about his man saying sexual things to you, and more worried about you not wanting to be around them anymore. You shrugged it off as a joke seeing as Seungcheol had always been kind of a hoe.
“Oh look what you did, the poor girl is frozen.” Jihoon took in you stiff appearance, convinced that they'd really fucked up this time. “You've actually scared her this time around.” His voice actively became more gentle, in fear of you running off.
Seungcheol's face visibly softened. “Shit. I'm sorry, ____, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable.” He slowly made some space between the two of you, Jihoon followed suit.
You blinked trying to collect your thoughts. “That's not-” You looked at him, taking in how sincere he was being. “I'm not… I was just-” Damn, if only you could form a fucking sentence right now.
The concern on Seungcheol's face only worsened with every second that passed. Jihoon ever so gently places a hand on your shoulder. You turned to face him.
“Hey, it's okay. We know we're a lot. Just… you can tell us if it's too much.”
“No! That's not it!” You shot up from your seat, spilling the popcorn in your lap. You'll clean that up later. “I'm not uncomfortable!” You asserted.
The lovers looked at you, surprised by your outburst.
“I just- fuck, how do I say this?” You scratched at your head hoping to form a tangible thought. “You guys… have always been this way with me. And I've always kinda wondered why… and I think that I've finally put two and two together.”
You glanced at them to try and gauge their reactions, but other than furrowed brows, their expressions gave away nothing. You swallowed the lump in your throat as you continued.
“Call me crazy if I'm wrong.” You chuckled nervously. “But is there a chance… that maybe you both-” Your heart was beating out of your chest. This was it, now or never. “-have feelings for me?”
You flinched at your own words, squeezing your eyes shut. You couldn't bear to look at them. What you just said was insane, it was even more so to say to their faces. You readied yourself to be called an idiot and laughed at, or worse, they just look at you awkwardly and ask you to leave. Oh just the thought made it hard to breathe.
“____.” A gentle voice called your name. You finally opened your eyes to find Jihoon standing in front of you with Seungcheol right beside him. “Hey, you're not crazy.” He shook his head, a small smile on his face.
“We're literally insane about you.” Seungcheol added.
Jihoon shoved the taller man in his side, his eye twitching. “Tone it down!” He said through gritted teeth.
You chuckled at the antics, even in your state of semi panic. You adored these fools. The lovers smiled as your laugh reached their ears.
“It's okay if you don't feel the same, we-”
“Are you kidding!?” You cut off Seungcheol. “As integrated as I've been in this relationship, I'd literally cry like it was a real breakup if it ended here.” You ran your hands down your face, exasperated. All that anxiety for nothing.
Seungcheol could no longer help himself. He launched at you, wrapping his arms around you and squeezing you tightly. You'd hug him back if you could move your arms. He quickly pulled Jihoon into the hug as well, making sure you were all pressed together like pancakes.
“This is great, Cheol.” You coughed out. “But my lungs are collapsing.”
When Seungcheol showed no signs of moving, Jihoon pinched his side, causing him to yelp.
“What the hell, baby!?” Seungcheol cried out.
“You're gonna kill her before we can even make her our girlfriend!” The pale man scowled.
Seungcheol messaged his side. “Yeah… that would be bad, wouldn't it…” He muttered mindlessly.
You found yourself laughing again. Jihoon pinched the bridge of his nose as Seungcheol collected himself.
Jihoon's eyes went wide. “Like we practiced, Cheolie!?”
Practiced? All this effort to ask you out? You were extremely flattered. Truthfully, you would've been satisfied with a ‘be our girlfriend.’
“I know, but I can't remember what I'm supposed to say, baby. I'm sorry.” Seungcheol scratched his arm.
Jihoon blinked a few times. “Okay… that's fine.” Jihoon comforted, placing a hand on his boyfriend’s shoulder. “Just ask her.”
“Me? Are you sure you don't want to?”
“I'm going to punch you in your beautiful face.”
“Okay! Okay! Understood!”
“Hey, guys?” You spoke up, doing your best not to fall out from how cute they were being. Just the sweetest guys. They looked at you with big, hopeful eyes. “I was wondering if the two of you wanted to be my boyfriends?”
“Yes!”
“Absolutely!”
Both voices hit you at once. You could only beam at two men standing in front of you. “Well that was easy.” You giggled.
“Yeah, and it only took you a year.” Jihoon scrunched his face at you and crossed his arms.
“Hey!” You pointed at him. “Don't give me that! I was being decent!”
“Cupcake.” Seungcheol chimed in, leaning on Jihoon's shoulder. “There was nothing decent about any of this.” He raised a brow at you.
You thought back to all of the what was essentially soft core porn you witnessed, and could only nod in agreement. None of this was decent.
“Just because you two are whores, doesn't mean I had to be one.” You raised your brow in judgement.
“If you stuck around to watch, I think that makes you just as much of a whore as we are.” Jihoon narrowed his eyes at you, his lips quirked into a smirk.
Well then…
You looked down at your feet, taking note of the popcorn that still needs to be cleaned up.
“I should clean that up.” You mumbled.
Seungcheol wheezed at the topic change as he moved to do it for you. “I got it, my love.”
Oh. My love. You could get used to that.
Jihoon flopped onto the couch, ensuring to pull you down with him. He basically wrapped around you like a Koala. You reciprocated, tangling your limbs with his and giggling as you watched your boyfriend clean.
Ooh that had a nice ring to it. Your boyfriend. Your's and Jihoon's boyfriend. You and your boyfriend's boyfriend. Yeah that's good stuff.
Seungcheol soon joined the two of you, enveloping you both in his large arms with ease. It helped that you and Jihoon had essentially merged into one person while he was cleaning. Howl's Moving Castle was about half of the way through, and the three of you let it play just to talk over it some more.
“Did you really do that?” Jihoon's eyes widened in horror as you told him about how they had Vernon to thank for being in your presence tonight. “You're neighbors probably heard.” He held his hand over his mouth, immensely worried about the social implications.
“And it only got worse when he screamed ‘they want that cookie.’” You looked off into the distance with a thousand yard stare as you thought about your poor nextdoor neighbors, Mrs Song and her husband. Awful, just awful.
Jihoon choked on air, coughing into his hands. “What!?”
“Well he wasn't wrong.” Seungcheol commented.
“Cheol!” Jihoon slapped his arm.
“Oh my god, she's our girlfriend. What more could you want?” Seungcheol groaned.
“I don't know, maybe buy her dinner first, you freak!” Jihoon scolded.
“We buy her dinner! Often!”
“A proper date! We have to take her on a proper date! Then we can talk about whatever…” Jihoon gestures vaguely at Seungcheol. “This is!”
“What does that even- you know what, never mind.” Seungcheol waved him off. “You weren't even this by the book when we started dating. If I remember correctly, you basically begged me to-”
“Genuine question.”Jihoon cut him off. “Do you ever shut the fuck up? Just genuinely.”
You could not breathe. That's how hard you were laughing. Tears pricked at your eyes as you gripped Seungcheol's arm to find some sort of stability. You hadn't noticed the conversation came to a halt until you managed to catch your breath. You blinked away the tears in your eyes and noticed Seungcheol and Jihoon looking at you. Their eyes were all sparkly and wide, and they had soft smiles on their faces.
“What?” You breathe out.
“Nothing.” Seungcheol spoke up. “We're just… so happy that you're here.” Jihoon hummed in agreement.
You felt your heartbeat quicken. You looked at the two lovers, your two lovers, with a full heart.
And you were damn happy to be there.
(*＾3＾)/～♡
A/N I really just wanted some CheolHoon in my life. I'm pretty vague about describing people's reactions so I'm trying to get better at that, but I hope I do a well enough job for now. Don't even talk to me about describing surroundings. Plans to expand upon this lil au. Moments with Seungcheol, Moments with Jihoon, make out sesh, bc they don't actually kiss in this, and that's kinda criminal.
But anyways, Thank you for reading! If you liked it, tell me in reblogs or comments! I'd love to hear your thoughts!
(Firstly, English is not my first language, sorry for any mistakes) Well, can you do one of Ambessa or Sevika with the blind Reader, but who is already used to it and can do several things on her own, giving her one scare or another? Like, disappearing out of nowhere and coming back with some shopping as if nothing had happened. Even better if she has a guide dog.
BLINDED LOVER
Ambessa x Sevika x f!reader
Synopsis: You had always worried Sevika and Ambessa when you went out alone, besides the company of your guide dog due to the fact you were blind. And when you come back home with a scrap, they were all over you.
Request: Anon 🤍
A/N: Since it could have been Ambesa or Sevika, I chose both (because I’m a simp.)
The late afternoon sun dipped below the skyline of Zaun, casting the world in golden hues laced with the grime of industrial fog. Your guide dog, Juno, trotted by your side, her pace steady, her breathing even. The city’s familiar scents—steel, oil, and the sharp tang of something burning—filled the air.
Your cane tapped lightly along the ground in a measured rhythm. Tap-tap. Tap-tap. Paired with Juno’s footsteps, it was a song you’d long since memorized.
The marketplace was its usual mess of noise, voices overlapping as street vendors called out deals, children squealed in the distance, and the faint rumble of distant machinery shook the ground. It was loud, sure, but you’d been navigating this chaos for years. Juno, ever the professional, led you with practiced precision.
“Good girl, Juno,” you murmured, fingers brushing lightly over the harness. Her tail wagged once.
You reached for the small mental checklist you’d built in your head. Bread, fruit, the spicy honey Ambessa likes, coffee for Sevika. You’d already grabbed the honey and bread, and the smell of fresh fruit told you that the next stall was your target.
“‘Scuse me, sweetheart,” a rough voice called as someone brushed by your shoulder, too fast and too close.
You barely had time to react. The edge of something sharp—maybe a metal buckle, a jagged bag strap, or a chipped corner of a crate—scraped against your cheek. It wasn’t a deep cut, but it stung like hell, a bright hot flash of pain that made you suck in a sharp breath.
“Ah, dammit,” you hissed, pressing your fingers against your cheek. It was warm and sticky. Blood. Not much, but enough to be annoying.
The person was gone as fast as they’d come, no apology, no acknowledgment. Juno bumped her head against your leg, her way of checking in. You gave her a quick pat.
“I’m okay, Juno,” you assured her, feeling around in your bag for the tissues you always kept on hand. You found one and pressed it to the scrape. “Just a bump. No big deal.”
It wasn’t the first time something like this had happened. Zaun was crowded, chaotic, and full of sharp edges, both literal and metaphorical. You weren’t made of glass. People bumped into each other here—it wasn’t personal.
But you knew it would be personal to them.
Sevika was pacing again.
Her heavy boots thudded against the floor, her metal arm flexing at her side. She glanced at the clock, eyes narrowing at the numbers like they’d wronged her.
“She’s late,” Sevika grumbled, her voice low but tense. “Fifteen minutes past her ‘forty minutes tops,’ Ambessa.”
“Patience, darling,” Ambessa replied from the kitchen. The clink of glass echoed as she set her wine down on the counter. “She’s not fragile. You know that.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Sevika muttered, dragging a hand down her face. “Still doesn’t mean I have to like it.”
Ambessa hummed knowingly. She stepped forward, her broad frame moving with the kind of grace that made every motion look like a deliberate strategy. She approached Sevika, fingers trailing lightly down her metal arm, cool against the smooth steel.
“You worry because you love her,” Ambessa said softly, leaning in to press a kiss to Sevika’s temple. “And that’s not a bad thing.”
Sevika’s scowl softened, just a little. “Yeah, well, loving her makes me want to keep her wrapped in steel.”
“Which she’d chew through the second you tried,” Ambessa quipped, eyes crinkling with affection.
Their moment of calm was interrupted by the soft jingle of Juno’s collar and the familiar, rhythmic click-thud of your cane tapping its way through the hall.
“Door,” Sevika muttered, already moving.
Her sharp eyes watched as the handle turned, the door opening to reveal you. Juno stepped in first, her tail wagging happily, tongue lolling as she looked up at Sevika like she’d just returned from a grand adventure.
“Hey,” you called, breathless but cheerful. “Sorry I’m a little late. The market was wild today.”
You closed the door behind you, hands busy feeling for the lock to twist it into place. It took you only a second longer than usual, your muscle memory guiding you. Your bag hung from one arm, a reusable tote filled with clinking jars and fresh bread.
Sevika’s eyes were on you instantly, sharp as a blade. She stepped forward, already halfway through scolding you for being late when she froze.
Her gaze locked onto the smear of dried blood along your cheek.
“The hell is that?” Sevika’s voice was low, deadly quiet.
You blinked, turning toward her. “Huh?” Your hand lifted automatically to your cheek, fingers brushing over the half-dried scrape. It stung, but it wasn’t bad.
“Oh, this? Some guy bumped into me,” you said casually, tilting your head toward the sound of her footsteps. “Not a big deal.”
“Not a big deal?” Sevika was suddenly in front of you, all heat and intensity. Her metal fingers gripped your chin, tilting your face up gently but firmly. “That’s blood, babe.”
“I know,” you said with a sigh, letting her tilt your head as her eyes scanned you like you were a broken machine she needed to repair. “It’s barely a scratch, Sev. Just some guy with a bag. Happens all the time.”
“Not supposed to happen to you,” she muttered, her eyes hard as stone, jaw tight. Her human hand ran over your face, as if checking for hidden injuries you might not have noticed. Her thumb brushed over the scrape, so, so gently, and you felt her exhale slowly.
Ambessa’s presence was sudden but not surprising. She moved behind you, one hand resting on your shoulder. Her touch was a slow, grounding weight, firm but never overbearing. Her fingers brushed over your hair as she stepped closer, taking in the sight of the dried blood.
“Did he touch you?” Ambessa’s voice was deceptively calm. Too calm. The kind of calm that made generals surrender without a fight.
“Not really,” you said quickly, turning your head to face her. “He brushed past me too fast, and something sharp caught my cheek. It’s fine.”
“Is it?” Sevika growled.
“Yes, it is,” you insisted, pulling back slightly, though her hands lingered on you. “Seriously, it’s not like I got jumped. It’s Zaun. People bump into people.”
“People,” Sevika muttered, eyes narrowed, “shouldn’t bump into you. Especially since you are blind. Shit, you have everything to show them that too.”
“Sevika,” you sighed, exhaustion seeping into your voice. “I’m not a porcelain doll. I got bumped, not broken.”
“Doesn’t matter,” Sevika grumbled, arms folding over her chest, her gaze still locked on your cheek like it had personally insulted her.
Ambessa leaned down, her lips brushing your temple, her voice warm but firm. “It matters because you’re ours.”
Your chest ached at that, not from pain, but from love so fierce it felt like armor.
“Come on,” Sevika muttered, taking your hand and pulling you toward the couch. “Let me clean it up.”
You didn’t argue, since you knew there was no winning when both of them had decided you needed coddling.
Later that night, the three of you lay curled together on the couch, Juno snoring softly at your feet. Sevika sat with her back to the armrest, one leg draped over yours, her human hand tracing lazy circles on your knee.
You rested against Ambessa’s chest, her arms folded around you, her warmth seeping into every inch of you. Her hand brushed through your hair in slow, soothing strokes.
“You two are ridiculous,” you murmured, but you were smiling.
“Love is ridiculous,” Ambessa replied, pressing a kiss to the crown of your head.
“Yeah,” Sevika muttered, leaning down to kiss the side of your face just below the freshly bandaged scrape. Her lips lingered there, soft and careful. “And we love you.”
“Too much,” you said, but your eyes were already closing.
“Not possible,” Ambessa whispered, fingers threading through your hair.
You didn’t argue. You didn’t need to.
You were home, and even if you couldn’t see it’s beauty, you could feel it with them.
Warnings: (Y/n) being clumsy, mentions of blood (no one actually bleeding though), food, I think that’s it.
Thank you for the request! I hope you enjoy it!
A small note, I don't know too much about the Katseye girls, so this might not be accurate at all.
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Third Person POV
It was a chill night in the Enhypen dorm. Heeseung and Jake were deep into a co-op shooter, eyes glued to the screen, barking commands and occasionally elbowing each other for missing shots. Jungwon and Jay had gone quiet with books in hand, though Jay kept highlighting things with unnecessary intensity like he was doing thesis work. Sunghoon and Sunoo were side-by-side on the floor, debating which jacket color looked better on their favorite fashion site. And Ni-ki, wrapped in a hoodie like a human burrito, was flopped on the beanbag, scrolling through TikTok with one hand and eating chips with the other.
Until he stopped mid-chew. “Wait,” he whispered, blinking at his screen. A video had popped up on his For You Page titled: “Katseye’s (Y/n) being unhinged on live for 13 minutes straight ft. the girl group barely surviving her 💅🔥😭” He smirked, thumb tapping instantly. Only ten seconds in and he was already giggling.
By the thirty-second mark, he knew he couldn’t gatekeep this gold. Without warning, Ni-ki tapped his phone screen and cast the video to the TV, interrupting Heeseung and Jake’s game in dramatic fashion. “NIKI!” “BRO WHAT THE-” “Shut up! You need to see this,” Ni-ki grinned, eyes wide. “It’s (Y/n). It’s chaos.” The room’s energy shifted immediately.
[Clip 1]
(Y/n) is seen in a hotel bathroom with Katseye’s Megan and Lara, trying to film a skincare routine. But instead of applying toner normally, (Y/n) yells, “This is how you awaken your soul!” and slaps the toner onto her cheeks with both hands. Hard. SLAP! Megan screams, “YOU’RE GONNA BRUISE YOUR FACE!” Lara collapses laughing off-camera.
Jake choked on his drink. “Why is she hitting herself like a cartoon character?” Sunoo nodded seriously. “She really said: beauty through violence.”
[Clip 2]
Daniela is calmly trying to show fans how she makes her matcha, when (Y/n) walks behind her in a dinosaur onesie yelling, “BREAKING NEWS: GREEN BEVERAGE SUMMONS FOREST SPIRITS.” Daniela doesn’t flinch. “You’re so loud it’s honestly impressive.”
Jungwon cracked a smile. “The way Daniela didn’t even react. That’s true friendship.” Jay blinked. “I’ve never seen someone this unbothered by spiritual summoning.”
[Clip 3]
Katseye is live from their dorm kitchen. (Y/n) tries to flip a pancake, and it lands on the ceiling. “…that was intentional,” she says. Sophia gasps, “WHY IS IT STILL STICKING??” Manon: screaming in German
Sunghoon raised a brow. “Is that why she texted me ‘don’t eat the ceiling pancake’ last week?”
[Clip 4]
Yoonchae is trying to teach (Y/n) a simple dance move. (Y/n) trips over her own foot and rolls completely off camera. Katseye’s group chat name on-screen: “Support Group for (Y/n)’s Victims 💔”
Heeseung was laughing so hard he leaned on Jake for support. “I can’t breathe. Who allowed her to be an idol? I mean I love her, but damn is she clumsy,”
[Clip 5]
(Y/n) deadpans into the camera while holding a plushie. “This is Peepo. He saw me eat an entire jar of pickles at 3am. He will never recover.” Megan in the background: “Neither will we.”
Jay sighed, shaking his head with a reluctant smile. “How is she both terrifying and adorable?”
[Clip 6]
The girls are doing a livestream Q&A. A fan asks: “Who’s the funniest member?”
Before anyone can answer, (Y/n) dramatically falls out of her chair yelling, “ME, OBVIOUSLY!” Everyone else just stares in exhausted silence. Daniela: “Every day I lose brain cells.” Lara: “I respect the confidence.” Yoonchae: “Please help us.”
[Clip 7]
(Y/n) finishes the live by yelling, “Thank you for coming to my TED Talk on why I should be banned from going live after 10pm!” The Katseye girls chant: “CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!” Megan tosses a plush crown on her head: “Our gremlin queen.”
The screen fades out with dramatic black-and-white footage of (Y/n) walking away from the camera with oversized sunglasses and the text: “TO BE CONTINUED… probably by accident.”
The room was silent for two seconds. Then chaos erupted. “She’s a menace and I love her.” Jake said as he laughed loudly. “This is why we can’t take her anywhere public,” Heeseung followed, holding a hand on Jake’s shoulder as he laughed. “She needs to be studied. Or praised. Or both,” Sunoo continued. “Is she trying to give me a heart attack? Because it’s working.” Jay said, bothing meaning he’s getting a heart attack from worrying and from her cuteness. “Okay but her comedic timing is elite.” Jungwon said. “She’s going to livestream our wedding and set the cake on fire, isn’t she?” Sunghoon asked, followed by Niki who just answered: “CEO of Chaos. No lies detected.”
They watched the compilation two more times. Jake leaned back with a proud grin. “That’s our girlfriend, guys.” Jay snorted. “God help us all.”
The boys had eventually drifted back into their usual activities after the chaotic compilation, though with more side comments about (Y/n) being the embodiment of a human tornado.
Knock knock knock knock-knock. The signature rhythm. They all froze for a second, then smiled. “She’s here,” Jungwon said, already sounding fond. Sunghoon got up immediately, already pulling the door open before she could knock again. There she stood, hair a little windblown, hoodie half-zipped over her dancewear, phone in one hand and a bag of snacks in the other.
”Hoonie!” she greeted him cheerfully, stepping right past like she lived there, well because, honestly, she kind of did. Her energy hit the dorm like a sugar rush: sudden, loud, and completely unstoppable.
“Ughhh, remind me never to laugh during practice again.” She kicked off her sneakers, one nearly hitting the shoe rack. “Our choreographer nearly threw her clipboard at me! Okay, maybe not threw, but she looked like she wanted to.”
The boys chuckled as she made her way into the living room, talking a mile a minute, hands gesturing wildly as she flopped onto the couch beside Sunoo, accidentally almost clocking him in the face. “Hey! Watch the face! Precious idol visuals here!” Sunoo yelped, dodging expertly. “Sorry! Sorry!” (Y/n) said, not sounding very sorry as she kept flailing.
“It’s not my fault that move looks like you’re trying to summon a sea demon!” She got up and did the move, flinging her arms out dramatically. “Like this,‘RISE, DEMON SQUID!’”
Jake, already laughing, scooted over and pulled her into his side, arms wrapping tightly around her. “I missed you.” His voice was low, warm against her ear, and it cut through her ramble like a sigh of relief. She smiled, softly, briefly, then leaned into him, letting herself rest there for a second before she resumed talking again like a record on loop.
“Oh, and Yoonchae tripped during a turn and took out Sophia like a bowling pin, and Daniela dropped her mic during rehearsal and it hit Lara in the foot who then stepped on my foot which made me turn around and kind of push Manon so she fell yelling what I think was my name, and with her fall, Manon accidentally grabbed Megan's hair causing her to fall over to, it was pure chaos. Katseye is falling apart. We need snacks. And a nap. But mostly snacks,”
“You brought snacks,” Sunghoon pointed out, watching her fondly from the armrest he’d perched on. “I always bring snacks,” she replied proudly, tossing the bag on the coffee table. “It’s called survival.” Heeseung reached for the chips like a vulture. “Survival for us too, apparently.”
Jay finally looked up from his book, raising an eyebrow. “Did you get scolded for the laughing or the dancing, exactly?” “Both!” she said with zero shame. “But mostly the laughing. And maybe the squid demon arms. I swear it wasn’t that dramatic in my head-”
“It never is,” Jungwon muttered playfully under his breath. (Y/n) pouted at him. “I feel judged.” “We just watched you hit yourself with a mic stand on livestream. You’re lucky we don’t wear body armor when you visit,” Ni-ki said, but he was grinning as he tossed her a cushion for her feet.
Jake kept his arm around her, pressing a kiss into her temple. “Still missed you, demon squid arms and all.” She turned to look at him, finally still for half a second. “I missed you guys too.” And though she said it simply, casually, the way her voice softened made all seven boys glance up, quietly aware of how much they adored her, chaos and all.
About thirty minutes later, the dorm had mellowed into a low hum again, Jake half-asleep with a throw pillow over his face, Ni-ki and Heeseung now arguing over which anime had the best fight scenes, and Sunghoon scrolling through something fashion-related with one earbud in.
Jay, ever the responsible one, stood up with a small sigh and stretched. “Alright. I’m making something,” he said, heading toward the kitchen. He glanced back over his shoulder, raising an eyebrow at (Y/n), who was still cuddled into the couch, now munching on one of the chips from earlier. “You haven’t eaten anything proper today, right?”
She winced sheepishly. “I had a little water.” “And?” “…half an apple?” “And?” “…a grape-flavored candy?” she offered, voice going small. Jay blinked slowly. “That’s a crime. Sit tight, I’m fixing it.”
He disappeared into the kitchen, pulling ingredients from the fridge with the practiced efficiency of someone who’d had to cook for seven chaotic men multiple times. It didn’t take long before the sound of chopping and the smell of sizzling garlic filled the dorm. (Y/n) peeked her head over the back of the couch, then quietly slipped away from Jake’s hold, earning a sleepy, half-mumbled “Babe, where you going?” from him. “Kitchen,” she whispered, patting his head. “Smells like someone loves me in there.” Jake groaned but let her go, flipping onto his back dramatically.
When she padded into the kitchen, Jay was focused, sleeves rolled up, brows slightly furrowed as he cut vegetables with clean, precise movements. “Need help, chef?” she asked, already reaching for the knife block. Without looking, he calmly said, “Nope.” “C’mon, I can do it, just a little!” He turned just in time to see her grab the knife confidently, upside down. “(Y/n), no.” He was by her side in two seconds, gently taking it from her hands. “But-” “You’re not losing a finger on my watch,” he said with a fond sigh. “You look cute, but I’ve seen you trip over nothing. Sit.” He patted the countertop, and she hopped up without protest, swinging her legs playfully.
From her new perch, she watched him move effortlessly around the kitchen. Every few moments, as he passed by her to grab another ingredient or adjust the stove, he would pause. And then, lean in to kiss her. On the cheek. On the forehead. On the corner of her mouth. Each time was soft, unhurried, and casual, like second nature.
And each time, she giggled. “You keep doing that, I might melt into the backsplash,” she teased, voice warm. Jay smirked without looking up from the pan. “Then I’d have to clean you up. Not happening.”
He added noodles into a pot, stirred the sauce gently, then came back for a small taste. While he did, he stood between her knees, resting one hand on her thigh, leaning in once again. “Princesses don’t cook, anyway.” He kissed her again, just below her ear. She let out a soft, contented sigh, arms loosely looping around his shoulders. “You always take such good care of me.” He looked up at her, eyes softer now, a quiet smile tugging at his lips. “Of course I do.” He bumped his forehead against hers. “You deserve it.” In that tiny kitchen, under warm lights and the scent of garlic and soy sauce, with Jay moving gently around her like she was the center of his universe, it was easy to believe it.
Once Jay announced that dinner was ready, (Y/n) hopped off the counter with a proud, “Chef Jay, you are saving lives tonight,” and helped bring the food to the table. “Boys!” she called out toward the living room, hands cupped around her mouth. “Come eat before I start without you!” That was enough motivation. The stampede was immediate.
Jake and Ni-ki almost tripped over each other trying to get through the hallway first. Heeseung abandoned his game mid-round. Jungwon placed his book down neatly, unlike Sunghoon, who tossed his tablet onto the couch with zero regard for battery life. Sunoo had already been hovering near the kitchen door like a cat, waiting. Then came the real battle.
“I’m sitting next to her.” “No, I am!” “You sat next to her last time!” “That was movie night. This is dinner. Different rules!” (Y/n) just stood there, watching the chaos unfold like a queen surveying her court. Eventually, with a dramatic sigh, she clapped once. “Children! Settle down.”
Despite the commotion, it was Heeseung and Sunoo who snagged the prized seats, one on each side of her. “How do you guys always win?” Jake groaned, dramatically flopping into the seat across from her. “Manifestation,” Sunoo said, flipping his hair. “And divine favor.” As everyone tucked in, Jay took his usual seat across the table, subtly watching to make sure (Y/n) was eating enough. She didn’t need the extra pressure, though; her first bite had her humming in delight.
“Jay, this is amazing.” “Right? He snapped,” Jungwon said, already going in for seconds. And then came the pampering. Heeseung leaned over every few minutes to offer her a bite from his chopsticks. “Here. Try this one, mine’s got more sauce.” Sunoo would follow a moment later, gently dabbing the corners of her mouth with a napkin like a meticulous stage mom. “There, don’t want you looking like a food fight survivor.” Then he’d quietly refill her glass whenever it dipped below halfway full.
She leaned back a bit, mock-sighing with a smile. “I should come over more often. You guys really know how to treat a girl right.” “You absolutely should,” Heeseung said instantly. “Agreed,” Jay added without looking up from his bowl. “We could just keep her,” Jake said, half-joking. “Like, permanently.” “We’d have to build her a room,” Jungwon said, tapping his chopsticks against his lip in fake contemplation. “We’ll just kick out Jake or Ni-ki. Problem solved.”
Jake nearly choked on his rice. “Hey!” Ni-ki, mid-bite, looked up and frowned. “I vote we kick you out, Jungwon.” “Bold of you to assume you have a vote,” Jay added with a straight face. “If I’m getting kicked out, I’m taking the rice cooker with me,” Jake said defiantly, earning a chorus of gasps. (Y/n) giggled as she leaned her head against Heeseung’s shoulder briefly, while Sunoo dramatically clutched her hand like a wounded prince. “So much drama. And I haven’t even finished my plate.” The room was loud, the air filled with the sound of clinking chopsticks, overlapping conversations, laughter, and the occasional dramatic gasp or shout.
~~~
The dorm had shifted into its nighttime rhythm: lights dimmed, conversations quieter, the soft hum of showers running, and the rustle of blankets as everyone started settling in. With a long day awaiting them all, it was finally time to wind down.
In the bathroom, (Y/n) stood in front of the sink brushing her teeth, trying to sway a little to the lo-fi music playing from someone’s speaker in the hallway. Wrapped around her back like a sleepy koala was none other than Sunghoon, arms around her waist, chin resting lazily on her shoulder, and a toothbrush dangling from his mouth as he half-heartedly went through the motions.
“You’re not even brushing,” she mumbled through her toothpaste. “I ammm,” he whined, the words slurring slightly from the brush. “I’m multitasking. Hugging and brushing.” “Barely,” she said with a giggle, bumping her shoulder into his lightly.
She was dressed in a shirt that unmistakably belonged to Ni-ki, the hem nearly reaching mid-thigh, and a pair of Jungwon’s grey sweatpants, cuffed at the bottom so she wouldn’t trip over them. The waistband was rolled twice, but they still hung loosely on her frame.
When Ni-ki passed by the open bathroom door, intending to grab his water bottle, he paused. And blinked. Then blinked again. “You’re wearing my shirt.” (Y/n) nodded, foaming at the mouth with toothpaste. “Mmhm.” He stared for a second too long. Then he turned around, smacked his hand against the wall, and whispered to himself, “She’s so cute it’s physically painful.”
“You okay, Ni-ki?” Jungwon asked, poking his head out of the nearby room. Ni-ki just shook his head, muttering, “It’s the shirt. It’s doing things to me. I need to lie down.” Meanwhile, Jungwon’s gaze dropped to the pants. “Are those mine?” (Y/n) spat into the sink and smiled at him sweetly. “Yep.”
He crossed his arms and tried to act stern, but the corners of his lips were twitching. “You steal from all of us. Equal opportunity thief.” “I’m a collector,” she corrected. “Of oversized boyfriend merchandise.” Sunghoon, still half-asleep behind her, let out a content hum. “You can have all my hoodies. Forever. Just let me sleep like this.”
(Y/n) was then gently pulled between Heeseung and Ni-ki into one of the beds, Heeseung already half-snoring, Ni-ki dramatically wrapping the blanket over her with the precision of a five-star hotel turndown service. She nestled in, wearing their clothes, surrounded by warm limbs, familiar breathing patterns, and the occasional sleepy mumble, this must be heaven she thought before falling asleep.
VPNs. A well chosen username that didn’t give any hints to your identity. Shooting your content on a burner device. Not even Phoenix — nosiest bastard at HQ — had caught on. Off-duty, you'd throw on lingerie or nothing at all, setting up your camera in hotel rooms or your room on base, never letting a trace link back to you, a Valorant Agent.
But what you didn’t plan for… was Chamber and Yoru scrolling one night.
It started as a stupid dare.
“I bet we can find someone at HQ who's got a secret side hustle,” Yoru had smirked.
And Chamber, arrogant as always, replied with: “Only if you don’t cry when it’s someone you want.”
They’d scrolled through endless accounts and feeds, laughing — until they found yours.
You. Spread across satin sheets, legs parted for the camera. The soft moans, the command in your voice. The way your fingers worked your cunt open, tongue tracing your lips when you teased your viewers.
Yoru stopped breathing. Chamber sat forward. They watched everything. Twice.
From then on, you were different to them.
They didn’t say anything. Not for weeks. They just watched. Obsessed in silence. Trained with you on the field by day, and got off to your videos at night. They shared headphones like degenerates in Chamber’s room, one hand each under the waistband of their pants.
You became an inside joke between them. A shared addiction.
And eventually… the tension boiled over.
It starts after a long mission.
Your body’s sore. You’re sweaty, tank top clinging to your skin, and you’re the last one in the training sim besides them.
“You always work this hard off-duty?” Chamber drawls from behind you, watching the curve of your ass in your skin-tight leggings.
Yoru snorts. “Nah. She saves her real talent for the camera.”
You freeze. Turn. “...What did you just say?”
They exchange a look.
Busted.
Yoru shrugs. “We know.”
Chamber smiles, slow and lazy. “Your content is quite… captivating, mon chérie.”
Your stomach drops, heat flooding your face — but not entirely out of embarrassment. They step closer. Cornering you. The air shifts.
Yoru’s voice is low now, teasing. “You’ve been parading around here like none of us know you get on camera and fuck yourself stupid every week.”
You should be angry. Flustered. But instead, your thighs clench. Your breath hitches when Chamber’s hand comes to rest on your waist.
“So,” he murmurs, lips near your ear, “are you going to give us the live version, ma belle?”
Yoru’s already behind you, dragging a palm along your ass. “Or do we have to beg?”
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You don’t remember who kisses you first.
Maybe it’s Yoru, impatient and fiery, crushing his lips to yours and grabbing your face like he owns it. Maybe it’s Chamber, smirking against your throat as his hand slips under your top, cupping your breast, flicking his thumb over your nipple until you gasp.
What matters is how they devour you.
Your back hits the padded floor of the training sim. They strip you fast — top tossed somewhere, leggings peeled down your legs. Yoru’s mouth is already between your thighs, tongue dragging up your slick folds, his groan filthy as he tastes you.
“Fuck,” he growls, “you’re even better than the videos.”
You arch your hips into his mouth, whimpering. Chamber kneels behind your head, stroking himself lazily.
“You’ve made us watch,” he says, voice silky, “night after night. It’s only fair we get to see the real thing.”
You look up at him with glassy eyes. “You’re such fucking pervs.”
Yoru eats you out like a man starved, lips and tongue greedy, groaning every time you cry out his name. He grips your thighs to keep you from squirming, fucking you with two fingers until you're panting and tugging on Chamber's wrist for something more.
Chamber feeds his cock into your mouth when you open up for him, slow and deliberate. “Eyes on me,” he purrs, “don’t you dare look away.”
You choke on him, tears brimming — and he moans like he’s in heaven.
“Mon dieu,” he pants, “your mouth was made for this.”
Yoru watches as you gag and drool, fingering you faster while he jerks himself with his other hand. “You take him so well,” he hisses. “Bet you dream about this every night.”
You come once with Yoru’s mouth on your clit, again with Chamber’s cock buried down your throat. Then they switch.
Yoru’s cock fills your mouth now, and he’s not gentle. He grips your hair and fucks your face with growls, hips snapping forward as your throat flexes around him.
Chamber slips behind you, stroking your cunt, murmuring how gorgeous you look on your knees, spit running down your chin, completely ruined.
“Such a good girl,” he whispers. “You want this. Being passed between us like a toy.”
You sob against Yoru’s cock — a desperate, fucked-out noise of yes — and he comes down your throat with a shout.
They still aren’t done.
Chamber lays you flat. Spreads your legs. Presses into you slow and thick until you're gasping his name.
Yoru stays beside you, kissing your shoulder, whispering how filthy you are. One hand on your throat, the other playing with your clit as Chamber fucks you deep and slow.
“You’re ours now,” he says. “No more hiding. We own this pussy.”
You tighten around Chamber, body convulsing, and he curses in French as he spills inside you.
And just when you think you can’t take any more, they flip you over — press your chest to the mat — and take you again.
Yoru from behind this time. Brutal. Rough. Unrelenting.
He slaps your ass, bites your shoulder, fucks you so hard your voice breaks.
“You gonna film this for your fans?” he pants. “Let ‘em know who really owns you now?”
Chamber holds your jaw, lips brushing yours.
“Non,” he murmurs. “This is just for us.”
Afterward…
You’re breathless. Barely able to move. Your skin’s marked with bites and bruises — the kind you won’t have to fake in future videos.
Yoru smirks, sprawled beside you. “Still think you can keep secrets from us?”
Chamber brushes your hair back, gaze heated and smug. “Or perhaps… we start our own channel.”
You groan. “You’re both the worst.”
But you’re already thinking about how good you’ll look on camera — one of them behind you, the other in your mouth — and the way they’ll whisper, offscreen:
summary: the boys thought they had beat you at your own game… they were wrong. in fact, you convinced them to play another round. who would end up kissing this time?
tags: LADS, caleb x rafayel, applefish, poly lads fic, fem!reader, kinda main five x reader ???
content warnings: no smut but VERY suggestive, kissing/grinding, some fluff/humor, BOYS KISSINGGG, technically a poly fic?
word count: 1.7k
note: after popular demand, enjoy! part 1 <3
p.s. there will be a part 3… kitten’s gotta pay up ;)
“who’s in?”
your hands were propped confidently on your hips, chin raised high, challenge gleaming in your eyes as you looked around your apartment.
sylus and zayne were still standing to the side, arms crossed against their bare chests after making out shirtless in order to try and beat you at your own game.
oh, they had it coming.
but for now you awaited answers from the rest of the traitorous group (excluding your beautiful perfect angel of a best friend, tara.) the 3 on the couch once again had surprised expressions plastered on their face, apparently unaware of your nerve.
“if you guys are done scheming, I’ll give one person an honest chance to win a kiss from me this time…”
everyone’s ears perked up.
“… if you actually play by my rules and kiss someone else first. then I’ll pick one of you.”
the smile that graced your face was devious.
to no one’s surprise, rafayel was the first to declare, “I’m IN,” while setting his snack to the side and putting a game face on.
“horny fish….” xavier muttered under his breath.
after his clear mixed feelings for the first round, everyone seemed astounded when caleb spoke up and said, “I’ll play…” with a smirk.
“really?” you pushed, knowing him well enough to know that smirk meant trouble.
“yeah…” he continued, “but tara deserves a fair shot too,” he nodded to your giggling friend, who suddenly went quiet.
your eyes locked with tara’s, narrowing at each other in understanding before she turned back to the group and announced,
“you’re on!”
“guess I’m in, too,” xavier scooted closer to the coffee table.
“so that means there’s a chance the girls could kiss?” rafayel somehow managed to sound even more intrigued than he already was.
“hold on,” zayne spoke up, eyes glancing around nervously, “this is not what I signed up for.”
“we know, zaynie,” caleb teased from
across the room, “you signed up to makeout with sylus, so don’t worry, he’s all yours.”
“that’s not what I meant-“
zayne’s retort was cut off by sylus’s deep laughter.
“it’s cute when you’re flustered, doc,” he offered with a suggestive grin.
zayne brought a hand to his face in what you assumed was an attempt to hide his blush.
you interjected, pointing a finger at them, “you boys have gotten into enough trouble today. stay out of this.”
“you’re right,” sylus replied, smug expression on his face, “after all, we’ve already won our prize.”
it was your turn to be flustered.
“y-yeah… exactly. so I’ll deal with you two when I’m done here,” you huffed with pretend confidence and turned back to the others. “sooo everyone’s in?”
they nodded.
“everyone get up and switch seats. and no cheating. not with evol or anything,” your face scrunched into your meanest mug.
after caleb sat down, he leaned forward, brimming with confidence.
“I don’t need to cheat. I’m lucky. it won’t even be a competition once you see what a good kisser I am.”
“you remember that the bottle actually has to land on you… and you still have to kiss someone else, riiight?” rafayel goaded.
“try not to get so excited about that, raf.”
“why not? you’re like the second hottest next to sylus. it would be an honor to kiss you,” he threw in a signature wink.
a little bit of color rose to caleb’s face, but before he could reply, you snapped your fingers to get everyone’s attention.
“alright boys, enough flirting. it’s time!”
the bottle whooshed in a circle at an impressive speed, rattling from the amount of force you put into it.
then it started to slow, taking it’s sweet time. everyone’s eyes widened as it creeped to a stop…
pointing at rafayel.
and caleb.
caleb turned beet red.
rafayel’s smile turned lethal as he propped a hand on his fist.
“you’re right, caleb. you are lucky. I’m a great kisser.”
you clapped your hand to your mouth to hold back a laugh, shoulders shaking slightly.
“shut. up.” caleb glared daggers at rafayel as the artist sauntered over to the seat next to him.
“that’s good, caleb. channel that into your kissing and it might actually be good,” zayne quipped as he strode up to the loveseat.
“are you familiar with his kissing habits?”sylus strode up after him, eyebrow quirked.
the corner of zayne’s mouth tilted upward as everyone looked to him, caleb’s eyes filling with horror.
“we were young…” was all he confessed after a moment, a satisfied smile donning his face when he saw caleb’s terrified expression.
“NO WAY,” your jaw dropped to the floor as your gaze darted between your childhood friends.
“I’m too tired for this,” xavier mumbled, leaning back to get comfortable in his seat.
“and here I was thinking I was your first…” sylus shook his head at zayne in mock disappointment, returning zayne’s grin when the doctor replied, “no, but I was his.”
“I’m gonna kill all of you,” caleb finally gritted out, fuming.
“actually…” rafayel angled his body toward caleb, snatching his face with one hand, “you’re gonna kiss me.”
and then his lips crashed into caleb’s.
caleb’s eyes were still wide with shock and rage, but as rafayel’s mouth started moving and his hands threaded into his hair, his eyelids fluttered shut.
tara leaned over to you, eyes transfixed on the second set of gorgeous men that were kissing that evening.
“what the hell is going on tonight?”
too stunned and aroused to tear your eyes from the boys, you whispered, “I think all my dreams are coming true…”
you both let out a muffled giggle before caleb suddenly pulled back from rafayel.
“w-wait, we didn’t set any ground rules…” he stuttered as he looked over to you, rafayel’s fingers still grasping his hair.
“30 seconds,” you started, “and I’ll kiss the winner for the same amount of time…” your eyelashes fluttered with false innocence, “…with the same amount of fervency you kiss the other person with, of course.”
caleb let out a deep exhale, squeezing his eyes shut. rafayel pressed himself closer to caleb.
“I know I’m not her, but at least I’m pretty, yeah?” he teased.
when caleb’s eyes opened, they were alight with determination and something mischievous.
“yeah…” he turned his face toward rafayel, fisting his hand into his shirt, “you are.”
everyone only had a moment to savor the furious blush that took over rafayel’s face before caleb yanked him by the shirt into an aggressive kiss.
the surprised sound that escaped rafayel shifted into a groan as he grabbed both sides of caleb’s face to kiss him back.
caleb’s hand released rafayel’s shirt in favor of sliding to his slender waist, pulling him closer.
“don’t forget the tongue, boys,” sylus called out as his gaze trailed to you, winking, “speaking from experience, she seems to like it.”
and then caleb was tugging rafayel’s head back, coaxing his lips apart so that his tongue could sweep into his mouth.
you melted into the nearest seat, overwhelmed with heat and disbelief at the sight before you.
rafayel was the one to pull back next, just enough so that everyone could see his heavily lidded eyes and subtle smile as he muttered, “you taste good,” before pushing caleb into a laying position with one hand.
everyone gasped as caleb’s head hit the arm of the couch, lips chased and claimed by rafayel’s in a matter of seconds.
one of rafayel’s hands rested besides caleb’s head as the other traveled up caleb’s exposed, muscular arm before tangling in his hair again.
there was little space between them- rafayel’s body slanted over caleb’s as the knee he was propped on practically straddled him on the inside of the couch.
but that didn’t stop you from noticing the way caleb’s hips suddenly surged upward to meet rafayel’s. muffled, unexpected groans sounded from both of them when their hips started rolling.
your thighs squeezed together, only then reminding you to look at your phone’s stopwatch.
“t-t-time!” you stuttered out as the clock hit 45 seconds.
they didn’t separate immediately, instead slowing their grinding hips and moving lips to a complete stop before pulling apart and locking gazes.
“too bad we didn’t have time to take our shirts off…” rafayel muttered to caleb, a playful heat lingering in his gaze.
caleb let out a low chuckle as they sat up, winking as he replied, “maybe next time, if you’re the lucky one, raf.”
they shared a knowing look as they smiled and turned back to you. rafayel settled back in his seat, fixing his bangs with a flick of his fingers. caleb crossed his arms, leaning forward with a cocky grin as he asked,
“well, pips, who’s it gonna be?”
you paled as everyone’s gazes turned to you, suddenly shy as they awaited your verdict.
“just kiss ‘em all!” tara cupped her hand to your ear as she whispered loudly.
“you’re no help!” you whisper-shouted back to her as you pushed her away.
“okay, I choose…”
you could hear a pin drop as everyone quieted.
“… caleb.”
“I told you!” caleb swatted rafayel on the arm as the artist groaned.
“to be honest,” you looked to rafayel, “the only reason I chose him was his determination… and you still looked pretty happy with the kiss you got, raffie,” you bit your lip to keep from giggling.
“I’d obviously love to kiss you, cutie…” he smiled, then shifted in his seat, drawing attention to an area of his pants that looked slightly tighter all of a sudden. he cleared his throat.
“… but yeah, caleb is a good kisser. I approve.”
“you’re not bad either, raffie,” caleb teased.
“we’re not stopping you from kissing again,” xavier rolled his eyes and then yawned.
“jealous you didn’t get any action, xaaavieee?” rafayel puckered his lips while leaning toward xavier.
“hey! get away- that’s not- I literally told you to kiss him again,” xavier swatted at rafayel until he leaned back.
you were busy laughing at their exchange when you felt sylus’s forearm brush against your shoulder.
as you turned, you found him leaning over the back of the loveseat, propped on his elbows next to your spot.
“as much as we’d all love to see you boys kiss again, I believe we have more pressing matters to attend to…”
your stomach flipped when his eyes landed on you, a sardonic smile on his lips.
“time to pay up, kitten.”
dividers by the talented @uzmacchiato
+ shoutout to @nevefioresnotworking for making non-sylus photo banners for me bc as a sylus main i CANNOT be bothered
vicious speaks: in celebration of hitting 2000 followers, i’ve decided to thank you all by hosting a little tea party! have a peek at the menu and see how you can join in on the fun 💓 if you aren’t interested in this, make sure to block the ‘vicious’ 2k tea party’ tag! no hard feelings, promise <3
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DRINKS
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marmalade sandwich: short and fluffy smau
cucumber sandwich: short and angsty smau
petit four: short & sweet text au
lemon tart: short & angsty text au
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goodbye goodmorning - leigh anne
paper rings - taylor swift
drop dead - olivia rodrigo
where is my husband? - raye
the prophecy - taylor swift
no tea party is complete without a great playlist to set the ambiance! if you'd like to have a song incorporated somehow (whether it be for vibes or a title or just a fun pop up somewhere!) you can choose from above or send in a song of your choosing, and i'll do my best to accommodate! if you'd prefer some peace and quiet, no need to select this option.
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Would it be a crazy ask for you to do some smutty FD3 Ian x Erin x reader 🤭🤭🤭 I litro don't care whatever you wanna do with it I trust ur amazing writing skills 🙏🙏🙏
Warnings: pure filth, pussy eating , p in v, cream pie
The flicker of fluorescent light in the back of the hardware store gave the whole place a grimy kind of intimacy. It was after hours. Shelves lined with sawblades, nails, power tools — all the things that once spelled out doom now sat silent, like voyeurs in the shadows.
You sat between them, still in your cheer skirt and knee socks, your glossy lips parted as Ian’s fingers traced along the backs of your thighs. His rings were cool against your skin, a contrast to the heat of his breath as he leaned in, teeth grazing your jaw.
“You like playing the good girl in public,” he murmured darkly, “but I know what you really are.”
Your smirk was sweet, teasing. “Then shut up and prove it.” As you glanced over your shoulders as you gave a teasing lick to your girlfriends folds.
Erin was spread out in the reclined office chair, leather cracked and old, thighs open, breath shaky. Her heavy eyeliner was a little smudged from earlier makeouts, but her smirk stayed intact. “God, your mouth…” she rasped, hips twitching when your tongue dragged slow and purposeful up her slit.
You hummed softly against her, flicking your tongue over her clit and circling, teasing, making her squirm. Her fingers threaded in your hair, not pulling — just grounding herself.
And behind you, Ian growled.
“Fuckin’ hell. This view,” he muttered, standing over you, stroking himself slow, his cock flushed and hard in his hand. “You’re gonna make me lose my mind.”
You wiggled your ass a little for him, deliberately. Erin choked out a laugh, breathless as her fingers threaded through your hair.
“She’s such a fuckin’ tease,” she said, voice shaking.
You looked up at her with a glint in your eye, then turned your head and purred, “You just gonna stand there, McKinley?” You ran your tongue over her clit as you kept your gaze on your boyfriend.
That did it.
Ian dropped behind you in seconds, grabbing your hips rough as he lined himself up and slammed into you without warning — thick cock stretching you so suddenly your mouth dropped from Erin’s cunt in a whimper.
“Don’t stop,” Erin snapped, grabbing your face and yanking it back between her legs.
You moaned into her, overwhelmed by the feeling of Ian fucking you from behind — relentless, deep, animalistic — while your mouth worked Erin open again, tongue diving between her folds, fingers sliding into her tight heat.
She arched her back, gasping, thighs clenching around your face.
Ian’s pace picked up — hard, punishing thrusts as he gripped your waist and pulled you back onto his cock. “Look at her fucking you with her mouth, Erin,” he snarled. “She’s dripping around me while tasting you. You like that, huh?”
Erin moaned brokenly, one hand tugging at your hair while the other found her own breast, pinching her nipple through her bra. “Yes—fuck yes—she’s so good—so fucking good—”
You whined against her, loving the taste of her, the sting of Ian’s grip bruising your hips, the way your pussy clenched tight around his cock with every thrust.
“God, I’m gonna come,” Erin gasped, her thighs trembling.
You sucked her clit just right and that was all it took — Erin cried out, legs shaking, coming against your tongue, bucking under the weight of it.
Ian was right behind her.
“Fuck—fuck, baby, I’m gonna fill you up,” he growled, slamming into you harder, deeper, until you were trembling too. “Gonna fucking ruin you—”
You moaned around Erin’s clit, eyes fluttering shut as Ian groaned loud and long, spilling inside you with a final brutal thrust.
Ian slumped against you, the cold metal of his rings cooling your flushed skin as you pulled away from Erin's pussy, your lips grazing hers as you ran your tongue against hers for a lazy kiss.
"Fucking perfect." Ian muttered letting his fingers glide down your spine.
