[beyoncebeytwice]

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

[loki-is-canonically-bi]

no one does

[sappharah]

my skills include reading an entire page of an academic text without absorbing a single word

[sexemulators]

[aisforarthur]

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I don’t need a significant other just a significant income

[farmsuggestion]

wtf

wheres the farm

[mywhisperedcolors]

[abevigoda-deactivated20171012]

[micdotcom]

a love story for the ages (x)

[iknowwhyshespeaks-deactivated20]

me too simone

[unit00001]

[kingdomheartstwo-deactivated201]

op how much is your rent?? Where do you work?? They hiring??

[orbitingghosts-deactivated20160]

Did you know bad dreams are called night mares because waking up shaking and terrified is exactly Like the sensation of having to acknowledge the existence of horses

[4wallsfrnkremix-deactivated2016]

not to be corny but friends supporting friends is the most important thing in the whole entire world

[guiltygirl]

@ god…. why would u make me so full of love but so bad at loving

[godotal]

I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for whatever the hell that is.

[puppetshell]

Beware Sping-arm Sam

[garbge-deactivated20220127]

i want to fight myself

[duckasaur]

anyone ever: It's getting hot in here.

my brain: ......so take off all your clothes ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)

me: wtf why??? still? what year is it??????

[egberts]

*uses lol and lmfao to make embarrassing and sad truths about myself seem like a joke*

[kardashianempire]