shadow...it's me...THE DEVIL!

GUYS i don't use this anymore follow me @pretty-fly-for-a-mcfly

[duckbeaverr]

he really did not need to be doing all that

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[karma-crystal]

This 1️⃣ goes out to all the horny 💏 couples out there who are thinking 🤔 of getting rowdy 🔞 this 💌Valentines💮 day evening: 👍 👎DO ❌️ NOT👍 👎 If you do your child 🧒 will be born 👏 a ♏SCORPIO♏ Now, why ❓️ don’t ❌️ we like Scorpio's♏? For starters, “Scorpio” has 7️⃣ letters 🔠. 7️⃣ letters 🔠: 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins ✝️ 🙅‍♀ Now, what are the 7️⃣ deadly ☠️ sins? Wrath, Sloth, Gluttony, Envy 👏👏 Envy is associated with the color GREEN 💚 What else is green 💚? Marijuana. Just 1️⃣ more pothead in the world 🗺️. LAME. Now where is pot 🍲 legal? Canada 🇨🇦, Washington, Colorado, Oregon, Alaska, airplane ✈️ bathrooms if the pilot’s 👨‍✈️ chill. And where can 🥫 planes ✈️ take you? California 🕶. And what’s on California’s state flag 🚩? A BEAR 🐻. Your child 🧒. Is gay 👨‍❤️‍👨.

[pretty-fly-for-a-mcfly]

hi im using my main again because it turns out relying solely on a sideblog to do everything is really fucking annoying and not to get too vague and mysterious but i kinda got over the reason i did this in the first place so im back

[duckbeaverr]

HELLO :points: fellow duranie and cassette fan who goes by he/she/it and likes animatronics‼️‼️

my long lost twin........

[achillesinhighheels]

[rgbflag]

Crystalmess

Hair by Oshushka

Shot by Lolita Eno

[gaycop]

Weird: The Al Yankovic Story (2022)

[hagiomoto]

Death to all cops especially this person's dad

[duckbeaverr]

they need to come out with more pet names

[duckbeaverr]

im not even kidding if you don't like to be called "babe" or "baby" or any variation of that you're cooked. it's kinda homophobia if you think about it

[panic-at-fazbears]

Girllll 🙄🙄 just call them sweet cheeks! They sometimes even run and act like they want you to chase them!! Works like a charm

[durbikins]

funny noise

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby

[duckbeaverr]

i call you my baby honey sugar bunny sweetie snickerdoodle babydoll cuddle poodle sweet cheeks angel eyes pooh bear cutie pie cuddle muffin twinkle toes honey bunny tootsie roll sweetheart sweetie pie honey bunch butterfly pumpkin sweet potato honey pot hot tomato sun beam sugar pea buttercup bumblebee love bird sunshine super fine angel mine dream boat dumpling dear heart darling honey bear sweet pea sugar plum honey bee baby cakes sugar pie apple of my eye snuggle bunny honey dew just to name a few sweet cheeks hot stuff angel my love gumdrop pancake honey bun cupcake sugar lips huggle bear honeysuckle i don't care puppy wuppy awesome possum snuggalicious cuddle blossom

[duckbeaverr]

they need to come out with more pet names

[duckbeaverr]

im not even kidding if you don't like to be called "babe" or "baby" or any variation of that you're cooked. it's kinda homophobia if you think about it

[duckbeaverr]

they need to come out with more pet names

[retrofire-implosion]

Soooo... apparently the iconic Rick Bailey fish picture was never Rick. We have been going crazy for a photo of a random ass man this whole time

[duckbeaverr]

another beautiful day. let's go see what in my depop cart was bought while i slept

[hkdmz]

[paperandpencilsandskips]

Tips if you want to start writing

Rat ultrasound