Multitasking. It's my mutant power. Don't tell anybody

My sister. She's a genetic clone created from my DNA and... you know what? It doesn't matter. The bottom line is, she has my claws, and yes, she could kill you if she wanted. So don't make her want to. Consider yourself introduced.

[lesbianboyfriend]

i’m already living in a time loop it’s called being employed

[skeilig]

Happy daylight savings to cousin Oskar from Iceland!

[skeilig]

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sighinastorm]

uh, source?

[frowningfox]

Source:

[foone]

[lovesofagnostic-deactivated2024]

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[ampervadasz]

Unmute !

[unawakening-float07]

[stubbypubby]

Must... contain... the silly...

[stubbypubby]

Update: fine you can zoomie

[ambrodesiac]

@mc-cookies

[non-binary-laurie-strode]

You’ve been hit by 🔪

You’ve been struck by 🔪

A Roman Senator 🔪🔪🔪

[iamfuckingweeping]

CAESER ARE YOU OKAY

ARE YOU OKAY CEASER

[huttslut]

shoutout to the lord of the rings lighting directors. bold move to let the audience see what's going on in nighttime scenes. i miss that.

[coopsgirl]

[argumate]

but how can I do this five minute task if I'm leaving in thirty minutes

[luminarai]

I think that for every episode of bake off that has a foreign country as a theme there should be a special third judge that is just a grandma of that nationality and they should be equipped with an air horn they can toot in paul hollywood’s smug face whenever he confidently says something completely incorrect about a bake’s construction, flavour, texture, etc etc

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

I don't think this goes far enough. I think we should give the grandmas guns.

[funnytwittertweets]

[zombiiehorse-deactivated2024032]

MISSION: Be Normal About That Thing

STATUS: [FAILED]

[theonion]

Knife Condemned To Week Inside Saran-Wrapped Brownie Pan

[smallrat36wagon-deactivated2021]

ugh this is so fucking sexy look at it there helpless

[gotterhag]

????

[kosmogrl]