[dudeisthatyourmom]

C

Your gaze deceives

My civility and control falls prey

To your wit 

Or “accidental” torture

 “Accidental” implies no intension

Because there is so much uncertainty

Your actions misinterpret your motive

Your unapproachable feelings sink down

 Your actions are so well situated

You have placed yourself where only you can

Explore. Not even my feeling can rid Me.

 I cannot leave, she has enchanted me.

 I envisioned your beauty next to mine

Walking through these tower-lined streets of light

That let us laugh and dream of better days

You became my truth I wished would never go away

But you did.

-LE

[dudeisthatyourmom]

[raphnarock]

I’m going to assume this has happened to anyone who’s ever cuddled anyone and has a penis.

Source (find the exact comic yourself; at least I linked you to the webpage)

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

no, no, dont do this, please, if you are cuddling w/ me your boner is like a compliment and i welcome you to grind that shit into the back of my legs

[moss-and-memory]

same

[freeing-my-mind]

same

[ladydontmind-blog]

if we are spooning and there isn’t a boner pressed into my butt I will assume you don’t actually like me and get really upset

[nylonsubmissive]

Bones next to the butt are nice

[lonexwolves-deactivated20200606]

Butt bones are the best bones.

[frogpuncherzeppeli]

where the women of tumblr make me feel better about having a boner when cuddling

[mrslirasanchez]

[happybirthdayneymar-deactivated]

Football is like faith, we can’t explain, we just feel it

[catseverywhere]

[blua]

"It doesn’t matter if you’re being vulnerable or ridiculous to others, in the course of your life you will always get back what you give. If not from the end you put into, then from another end. You shouldn’t be afraid to feel and be compassionate. Allow life to shape you and grow you."

"Even...

[applepie-alahaley-deactivated20]

[justaseconnd-blog]

[dudeisthatyourmom]

i really need a day between saturday and sunday

[witchomo-blog]

[mydarkenedeyes]

Alison Johnson

[beesandbombs]

lines

[appluase-blog]

[dudeisthatyourmom]

uhhh, Does a bear shit in the woods?

[dudeisthatyourmom]

A night out in the East Side of Providence.

[extraterrestrialcunt-deactivate]

[failurepersonified]