Guy that likes stuff

I like things a normal amount

[ambivalent-about-flowery]

i don't mind him much hes ok i mean i never talked to him and he died which is sad or good depending aand i like his voices but hes ok i dont really know him much hes fine hes ok

he/him

[flowery-offical]

I live!

[dudethatisnormal]

@theroaringknightdeltarune

[straightboyfriend]

if it’s your birthday: happy birthday

if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽

[iframemerc]

What the fuck are you on about Gaster

[dudethatisnormal]

the first word, mad

Means that the bombs are actively against peace, love and happiness

the second and third words, mew

Signify that the bombs are bitches with aimbot

this is repeated to show how much of a bitch these bombs are

[callizinc]

When the story has a sequence where the characters each get personally tortured with their exact personalized greatest fears and traumas

[dudethatisnormal]

This is either TADC or IHNMAIMS

[distrustful-of-flowery]

I’m currently shoving a pipe bomb into Flowery’s soda machine

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH TAKE THAT @flowery-offical AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAflowersSUCKAHAHHA

[flowery-offical]

NO!!!! SODERY!!!!! NOOOOOOO

[distrustful-of-flowery]

AAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAflowersSUCKAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHA

[flowery-offical]

AND YOU CALLED ME UNTRUSTWORTHY!! WHO'S THE ONE CONDONING VILE ACTS NOW!?

[distrustful-of-flowery]

TWO CAN PLAY THE SAME GAME FLOWER BASTARD

I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN 10 FOOT 20

[flowery-offical]

ITS A METAPHOR FOR HOW I PORTRAY MYSELF AS LARGER THAN LIFE AND ALSO YOU JUST MURDERED MY SODA MACHINE HE HAD A FAMILY! FRIENDS! A SON!! HAVE I LIED? YEAH! I WANTED TO MAKE MYSELF SEEM BETTER THAN I WAS! TO BE EVERYTHING ASGORE NEEDED! I DON'T HAVE A PLAN! ITS IN THE SONG! BUT NOW SODERY IS DEAD!!!!! HE HAD SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR AND HE'S DEAD!!!

[distrustful-of-flowery]

...i'll get the funeral arranged if i can't fix sodery... i'm sorry... i didn't realize he meant this much to you...

[flowery-offical]

I'm sorry I didn't mean to snap at you

[distrustful-of-flowery]

no i did kind of just kill your... son? soda machine? son machine?

...i'll try fixing him

[flowery-offical]

Thank you.

[distrustful-of-flowery]

are you the physical affection type? would you like a... "hug"?

[flowery-offical]

You say that like you've never had a hug before.

Is everything alright?

[distrustful-of-flowery]

i basically live in the ground in fear of... you. other flowerys. the flowery from my world. i havent seen many people except in passing in a while

[flowery-offical]

Well, I won't let anyone hurt ya, okay newbuddy? Bring it in.

[distrustful-of-flowery]

...

i think i like hugs. these are nice. i would like more hugs in the future

[flowery-offical]

They are pretty great, aren't they.

[distrustful-of-flowery]

...you don't seem to be anything like the flowery im familiar with. what's your relationship with asgore like? it seems to be really different from the flowery in my world.

[flowery-offical]

I'm his college roommate, and his best friend! I just want Gorey to be happy!

[distrustful-of-flowery]

is there not even a cage involved? threats of violence? restraint???

[flowery-offical]

NO??? I WOULD DO THAT TO MY BEST BUD, OR ANYONE!

Unless you count jail as a cage, but it's only for criminals and also yellow so he doesn't hurt himself.

[distrustful-of-flowery]

...you seem like a trustable flowery. i like you.

would you like to... engage in a "truce"... a special truce... called "friendship"?

[flowery-offical]

That's a great idea!

[distrustful-of-flowery]

* Chrys has obtained 1 friend! @flowery-offical is now... Chrys's friend.

Is this the part where we make a secret handshake

[flowery-offical]

OMG YESS!

[distrustful-of-flowery]

are you good at doing secret handshakes ive never had one before. or a friend. do you know how what is the secret. i have only heard of these in movies......

[flowery-offical]

You just do a bunch of bumps and wiggles and stuff!

Here, I'll show you!

[*He guides Chrys through the process of making a secret handshake.]

[distrustful-of-flowery]

[ * Chrys watches Flowery make the handshake... Slowly and carefully, worried about making mistakes and scaring off this new nice Flowery.]

so you do it like that, and then you...

[ * Chrys seems to have figured it out. He looks pretty content with himself.]

[flowery-offical]

✨ That's great!✨

[distrustful-of-flowery]

Yayy!!

[dudethatisnormal]

during all of this Kris and Susie are drinking soda off the ground

[pukicho]

I will be 19 in two weeks, Puki

I'll be half your age

I’m not 38. And 19’s not half of 28. You’re just wrong on all accounts. Every single word out of your mouth, completely wrong. Have a happy birthday.🎈

[dudethatisnormal]

I’m 20 tomorrow so I’ll 1/4 your age Mr Cho

[i-am-a-fish]

does anyone here play magic the guthering

[dudethatisnormal]

I got the ATLA collab and I just pulled an air binder

[nashiumu]

the hanged flower man🌼

tumbler始めました！フラウリィが好きです！

[surelyimsane]

i don’t like getting called out.

oh yeah and height reveal don’t dox me or whatever❤️🙂

[dudethatisnormal]

10 feet twenty the flower man

you can’t even reach the touch of his hand

[flowery-offical]

//my flowery is sorta becoming an au flowery, so let me explain a few things

almost everything is the same

except

he does have actual power, outside of his faked stats (or maybe, he’s just that good at faking)

but he has a second omega that i haven’t designed yet, based on omega flowey.

it is a LAST RESORT. he will do anything not to use it.//

[dudethatisnormal]

[flowery-adjacent]

WHY ARE YOU ORANGE??????

Am I not supposed to be orange? It's who I am!!

[dudethatisnormal]

you’re overshadowing peach the mouse’s brand

[flowery-adjacent]

You don't know me like that??? First of all her name is tangerine, and second of all you guys don't judge flowery for being yellow because one of his friends is named yellow. Shucking double standards!

[dudethatisnormal]

First of all, flowery is gold, there’s a difference

second, I was talking about peach the small mouse, tangerines secret sister that relsai mentions

I was able to find a picture of peach to illustrate my point

[flowery-adjacent]

Have you considered that maybe I'm BRONZE?? Yes flowery is gold but why should that matter when he's still a SHADEEE of yellow. There is no peach I have never met a peach in my LIFE. I know my friends better than you do because they're MY FRIENDS not any of your "bud within you" nonsense

[dudethatisnormal]

You confessed and professed to being ORANGE less than ONE DAY ago. At this point you’re just grass-lighting. Also have you considered that Peach is simply shy? That she is content with being tangerine’s older sister like Pink was in flowery’s dark world?? Get a chance

[flowery-adjacent]

For the love of cob bronze is a SHADE of orange like gold is a SHADE of yellow. There is no peach. Tangerine's older sister is MAGENTA. You're picking fights when you don't even bother to know me enough to know simple facts. Scroll down into my blog and THEN come up to me complaining

[dudethatisnormal]

Fine, you win

[dudethatisnormal]

BEHOLD

the shades of orange

[lakevida]

when i accomplish anything on my days off work i feel like this. went on two separate walks today and i feel like i beat thru the fire and flames on expert with a wii nunchuck. while depressed

[dudethatisnormal]

did you do it while gay tho?

[biteybeast]

[You defeat the Goblin in a fight.]

[The Goblin cries Uncle!]

[Your Sanity is decreasing!]

[Your Sanity is decreasing!]

[Your Sanity is decreasing!]

[You are spotted by the Uncle!]

[Your nose is Broken!]

[Your left arm is Broken!]

[Your right arm is Broken!]

[Your left lung is Punctured!]

[Your left foot is Broken!]

[Your skin is Removed!]

[You are Bleeding!]

[You are Bleeding!]

[You have bled out.]

* Tip: Uncles are known for being fierce predators.

[dudethatisnormal]

just wait until you see the uncle’s grandpa

[gayvampyr]

if you want to dress gay but aren’t sure how, you need to focus more on finding clothes you actually like and that make you feel good when you look in the mirror. develop your style independently of what you think looks gayest and trust the homosexuality will follow. it goes where confidence and self acceptance are

[dudethatisnormal]

Actually the gayest way to dress is a t shirt that says “IM GAY” on both the front and back

[dudethatisnormal]

*rattles brain like a maraca* cmon do something funny

[micromontage]

what should I listen to

[segamascott]

women

[dudethatisnormal]

I heard it’s good, what’s the artist

[cool-deltarune-fun-facts]

Deltarune Fun Fact:

In Ralsei's telling of the prophecy the three heroes are a Human, a Monster, and a Prince From The Dark. Most players assume this to be Kris, Susie, and Ralsei respectively. However the "Monster" being referred to here is actually me after I've had one too many White Claws.

[dudethatisnormal]

When I have white claws they create a white monster