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Just a random thought but...has anybody ever written a fanfic where Ryland Grace from project hail mary comes across one of the voyager space crafts? Just wondering...

#project hail mary #fanfiction #ao3 #fanfic ideas

Forgive me father, for I have sinned.

#daniel howell #phil lester #dan and phil #terrible influence tour #sister daniel #father philip #phan #phandom

A sneak peek of what's to come...

#terrible influence tour #daniel howell #dan and phil #phil lester

xdelightfulxsinsx

Song: skeletons! https://soundcloud.com/domfear/skeletons

Animation by @brakken.

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@squeeze-lemons-in-my-eyes happy Halloween once more my love

Please, please, can someone just lobotomize me?

#put me out of my misery.#im begging you.

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@dudewhoturnedoutthelights is a literal GODDESS for securing us tickets!

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I still have the adrenaline coursing through my veins

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reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

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I reblog the money pigeon because I love him.

Seriously,if somebody could just...put me in a coma, that would be greatly appreciated.

#i am tired #caffeine does nothing for me #its getting harder and harder to leave my bed #i crave the sweet embrace of my grave at this point

I need time to recharge socially but I work in retail and I must visit family tomorrow.

Pray for me.

#i need silence #i need more sleep #i need my bed #why must family exist?#why must customers exist?#im in hell #please #take me out of this misery #i am tired #i want to go home #no janice #you cant have a refund without a reciept #i dont care if it was a gift #there is nothing we can do #please stop

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DAN AND PHIL ARE HERE TO GET YOU THROUGH DECEMBER

youtube.com/danandphilgames

art by @incaseyouart

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Working in retail at Christmas, this is absolutely the motivation I need

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Cheese.

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Cheese.

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Song: skeletons! https://soundcloud.com/domfear/skeletons

Animation by @brakken.

You know, maybe there will be a day where I spell witnessed without a h the first time round.

#today is not that day #tomorrow won't be either #or the day after probably

I'm entering my self care era...

...tell me why meditation apps lock everything behind a premium subscription? I do not wish to pay a yearly subscription for something I will most likely give up on in about a week.

#premium #why do i have to pay for better mental health #self care #what the actual hell #give me calmness #don't take my money #everything costs these days

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Get yourself a best friend who sends you baking videos -specially Dan and Phil baking videos- when you're in a weirdly... feral (?) mood, in order to ground you.

But not mine. You're not allowed my best friend. @dudewhoturnedoutthelights is MINE.

Also, whilst I'm on the subject here, why do us women get judged for not wanting to have children? Like, if you won't medically rip out specific internal organs so I don't feel like I'm dying on a monthly basis because I choose to remain childless in this terrible economy then surely that's the better option than trying to find another, possibly far more dangerous solution?

#please tell me im not the only one #can you tell im bitter and rage filled today?#i am in pain #let me be angry #or just rip out my organs.#please.

Anybody else wanna join me in ripping out specific internal organs?

#i hate being a woman #why must i be punished for being childless?#it feels like i have been kicked #and trampled #why must this exist #it hurt.#i hurt.

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