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Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
jesus that is good to know.
Yup, thatās the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesnāt involved you getting eaten.Ā
REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit
my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and heād just lie with them and sleep among them and theyād rub against him and chirp at him theyāre big fucking babies
Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reasonās theyāre going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, theyāll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So whatād they do? They gave the cheetahās their very own Service Dogs! The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
this post just got so much better
THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
This is the greatest thing Iāve seen all day.
Dogs are truly angels.
so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
the anxiety cat
Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like ābeing in an enclosed habitatā and āthereās a guy over thereā.
so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.
Cheetah: oh god whatās going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah
Dog: :) fine, thanks
Cheetah: :) oh, okay
Wasnāt expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post Iāve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but Iāll take it
Tuvee's Ceruledge is here to fuck around AND find out
bonus: the more we change the more we stay the same
Full body
I suck at torso
r/scrungycats is fucking amazing
This one is my favourite. Itās subtle. Itās contemplative. This cat has so much to consider
and maybe suggestive stuff...
Don't trust her... She's just a liar...
(This is part of my tag-a-long au, where Elizabeth and CC haunt Michael instead of the animatronics!)
Bonus:
our dog sister ate our homework (we fed her the homework)
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How curious would you guys be if I tell you I made a new crack KPop Demon Hunters AU where many people are reincarnators, and at the same fucking time DESPERATELY help hide the demon hunting secret from the rest of the world. (Still no fic but I got a full outline)
Some of them aren't even reincarnators, guys. Some are like, time travellers (regressors??? I remember the manhwas I used to read), some are even just normal people that got DRAGGED into the conversation the moment they heard "demons" lol, hell, some of them are even isekai'd people! And reincarnators who got isekai'd again but are STILL in their current reincarnated body like a duke of the north or villainess!
...God damn oh my god imagine the people who work for huntr/x and Celine are exactly that. But the funny thing is that in this AU the canon characters (Huntr/x, Celine, and BOBBY AND SAJA BOYS) don't know.
They don't know at all. Infact, Celine doesn't know that dozens (if not hundreds or thousands) of her company's employees (AND THE STAGE CREW) would literally tackle a demon to protect each other AND Huntr/x. Celine doesn't even know that people would cover for Rumi if her patterns spread at all.
Not a single one of them fucking knows that the whole company that Celine has made, literally protects them. No one leaks anything. No one. Absolutely no one. Everyone are SNITCHES when they realize something bad is about to happen.
Oh a normal employee is about to spread rumors? Another normal employee (who only knows about demons, not an isekai'd or reincarnated or regressed at all) snitches to their boss (a reincarnator). Another tries to post a leak of a choreography Mira made? Yeah, the isekai'd stage crew is already tackling the man and dragging him to their normal boss to file a police report and an IMMEDIATE company report.
You're about to stalk Zoey? Stalker? What stalker? An isekai'd extra is just standing there with a suspiciously large potato sack and there's a group with crowbars and a metal bat. Hate comment that could've made Rumi or Zoey have a panic attack? Some messy haired time traveller holding a green tablet just bonks you in the head and throws your body behind a dumpster, knocks on wood, and then dips.
Oh, you're someone trying to blackmail Celine? You're courting death, her secretary is fucking looking at you and here are a thousand cuts around your body now. Boutta attack Rumi from behind? You are now tied up with a fucking yo-yo. Kindapping? There is a horse standing there menacingly, a bull, mice, and a bear. You boutta jump Bobby? Oopsie a demon just!!! CONSUMES YOUR FUCKING SOUL
Pk so o had this idea, Āæwhat if furinaMC made her own pond (or wowever you call a collective of ocea ids) befire cannon.
Lets just say that not everyone like furinaMC so throug the years there were many assasination attemps so one day after one she needed to clean her blood stained clothes, at the same time she was coming back from fontaine labs so she brought some primordial sea water whit her for personal study.
"I wonder if this thing can get rid of blood stains." Said furinaMC to herself as she trowed the clothes inside a washing ,achine she invented and distribute some years prior in fontaine.
Then furinaMC trow the primordial sea water, now furinaMC expected the clothes to either still be stained in blood or to be extremely clean......
She dindt expect to open the washing machine and find it full lf baby oceanids.
"Mama!" Said one of the oceanids looking up, her sister followed soon after all raising their fins at furinaMC.
After a solod 5 minutes of proccesing what she was seeing furinaMC carefully raised the oceanids in her arms and put them in her tub filled whit water, she then feed them and fo to sleep.
And so furinaMC was now an ocenaid mom she requested an special ropm for them, basically it was a room whose floor connected straig into the sea and a ladder to fo donw there, furinaMC often visited her daugther and care for them goind underwater and spent time whit them.
She was weirde out when one of them shyly floated to her and asked if she could have children, then she remembered that nkrmally oceanids need to ask permission to helixsplit and have off spring.
'Does that mean i commited heresy??.? Because i dindt ask rhoedia or another oceanid older than me for sure.' Thoug furinaMC, anyway she said yes.
So when the traveller reaches fontaine not only melusines are there, there are also a handsul of generations of oceanids there, thoug most of them prefer to love in the waters.
Then cannon happend and furinaMC becomes a oceanid human hynrid, and boy her daugthers were angru at neuvillete and the cast for a LONG while.
I just can't get the image of a washing machine full of Oceanid babies. It's weirdly cute, and of course something like this happens to Furina!MC. š¤£
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Thatās the same guy what the actual fuck.
Whoa what the fuck.
Reblogging to save a brother. Jfc.D:
stay safe
REPORT THIS PIECE OF SHIT AND GET HIS MEDICAL LICENSE REVOCED!
when they think weāre mutilating ourselves to the point that they pose as SRS doctors and literally mutilate us for their agenda. cis ppl donāt forget this
topsurgery.net is a site with lots of before + after pics categorised by surgeon. I encourage everyone with other resources on srs surgeons and their results to share them here, for mtf/mtx surgeries too please
whatever. go my doomed romance š„š„š„
au where Twilight tries to redeem her villains but fails to upkeep her reputation as a "Good" princess and eventually just says "buck it. Fine. I'll be the Evil princess if it gets me the results I want". She figures that if she's being painted as evil anyway she might as well make some use of it. So...
Celestia and Luna get to hear some gossip when they leave their castle under disguises. Turns out Twilight spun the gossip wheel to make herself look like a mage who wields dark magic, and that inadvertently snowballed into "Twilight Sparkle is actually an ancient evil mage who planted the Nightmare in Princess Luna's head and later pretended to be a unicorn scholar to have access to Princess Celestia's restricted libraries š¦š¦š¦" ...
Her strange reputation DOES work to some extent: her villain students are more likely to be receptive to a princess who tells stuffy nobles to piss off, who talks crap about Celestia sometimes, who is so unashamedly real, and compassionate, and interested in them... but it really doesn't last long, because nopony wants a monster princess anywhere near their country (because the nobles can't control her, or FEEL like they can control her. At least Celestia knows how to make them feel like they're playing her).
I wish this tale had a nicer ending
Maybe I'll get back to this one day
Twirek is a fun concept to me but only when the power balance is equal; aka when he lets her put a metaphorical leash on him and she is willing to pull it to make him look her in the eye... ahahaa... HABDHSHE. "It appears we've reached an impasse" ahh relationship /lighthearted
My sona/oc chibi no body version and half a body version
Viperās scar
Toriel is known as an evil Queen. There are horrible stories in books about her. parents tell their kids that if they donāt behave the queen will come and eat them.Ā But she has a very soft spot for Viper as she sees herself in him. Sheās gonna be an incredible important person in Viperās life especially when Rex had the accident.
POV: Your top student somehow fuck up a spell so bad that he end up on the roof