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i gave my sister $100 for her bday, but i gave it to her in $1 bills that i folded into origami. so that’s how she pays for delivery food & now the pizza girl thinks she’s a stripper

cornposting

You’re really good at origami holy sh

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i learned it specifically to make these for this exact situation

realpersonscifi

Aren’t you the same bitch that gave your sister $100 dollars in nickels?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

same bitch

wetmetal

Yeah, neither of these things happened 👍🏼

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

listen here my good hoe, i can’t find photos of the 2000 nickels or the 20 stars, but i did not spend weeks planning meticulously inconvenient birthday gifts over a period of years just to get whaled on by internet gremlins. here is some equally compelling evidence for an anecdote i was saving for later:

it weighed 68.6 lbs

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

same hellion yes

Job title: Junior Copywriter

*looks inside*

minimum 2 years experience

bro... Im never getting employed am i

#job hunting #actually happened #recruiting hell

Damn, i think thats good advice ngl

#your ai slop bores me #dmc

shoomlah

after eight years, I finally updated my huge Historical Fashion Reference & Resources Doc! Now in the form of a MUCH more easily updated Google Doc with better organization, refreshed links, and five more pages of books and online resources.

I know tumblr hates links, but it’s worth it for a doc that I can now update with far more regularity going forward! RIP to the original, you did your duty for far longer than you should have. 😔🙏🏼

Chapter one of my first novel is out on Royal Road. No clue how long its gonna become, I only have an idea of the plot until chapter 4 but oh well, we'll see.

A geologist in the far future discovers a pyramid depicting an ancient empire at its peak.

#writing #royal road #novel writing #chapter 1

the-king-of-beans-offical

dont worry little password. I'm insecure too

the new hero tombstone reminds me of the king of yellow haha

the pale mask (skull) and the tattered yellow robe (cape with colours that symbolise hero status)

#clash royale #hero tombstone #supercell #update #king in yellow #robert w chambers #horror

petewentz-

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

that fuckass pigeon has been cooing loudly over the past few days now. he just doesnt stop. hes the only pigeon doing this, the others dont give a shit about your song.

just you wait, mr. pete john. just you wait.