[qqchurch]

[puyopuyo]

things in this world that kick ass

1.

[catilinas]

[pansyfemme]

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

[greelin]

bought a zucchini and the clerk trying to key it in was like I’m so sorry can you tell me what this is. brother never be sorry for having an inquisitive mind

[kronicfairie-deactivated2026040]

i love a dim lit room!! turn off all big lights!!!

[theweirdwideweb]

[natalieironside]

Bats are another animal of which I strongly approve. All of their flying about and such.

[wizardarchetypes]

hatchery work is so funny to me bc if you eat a wild caught alaskan salmon there’s real life nonzero chance that I put its egg in a bucket, covered it in milt (salmon semen) and stirred it all together with my bare hands. and now ur eating it. idk what that makes us to each other but don’t forget it

[muppetshow2026]

all albums are concept albums . and the concept ? album

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I think bread is a super underrated invention. I am very grateful to the ancestors for bread. I bet it was a lot of work to figure it out and everything.

Everyone's always like, "The wheel! Masonry!" But what about fucking bread, you know? 15,000 years old and arguably better than ever.

[ghouliens]

Ötzi the icemans' murderer could still be out there. We just don't know.

[ravioliet]

imagine being a dog and you think your chances are pretty good. and then you look over and there's Mitski getting her wallet out

[eclogues]

do i got any hoes in ireland or scotland or even manchester

[eclogues]

i dont need any of you manchester cunts anyway. where are my irish hoes

[sinkies]

whatever I'm out of here.

[milfsisyphus]

only real springheads know about tipping their face up to the sun and enjoying a gentle breeze and birdsong

[cathartidae]

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

[cathartidae]

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

[cathartidae]

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]