Duke Furcifer

// 38-ish // any pronouns // I'm an obtuse man, so I'll try to be oblique. //

[dukefurcifer]

One time at a former job I was working the drive thru while wearing a mask, a lady told me she was so tired she couldn't tell if a was a man or a woman. Made my heart skip a beat.

[pancakeke]

saw an amazon product review where someone said they took a bunch of screenshots of the item photos and gave them to chat gpt and chat gpt said it was a good product so they bought it. buddy you can not be like this

[awesomgrlgr8job]

Can we not normalize this creep again please?

[awesomgrlgr8job]

Hell world

I went on a date with Aziz Ansari. It turned into the worst night of my life

Exclusive -- A young photographer told the comedian: ‘I want to make sure you're aware so maybe the next girl doesn't have to cry on the rid

[timnericarchive]

Morning Prayer with Skott and Behr featuring Frank Black from the Pixies

[musicmakesyousmart]

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[section8babe]

i feel so much better when no one knows where i am and what im doing.

[ravenlynclemens]

calvin and hobbes

[rocktopussy]

[pomme-poire-peche]

"You misspelled Weltanschauung" is one of the funniest punchlines I've ever encountered.

[blessedbycoyotes]

[werothegreat]

one of my faves

[dittoexodus]

[awwfulsounds]

My Bloody Valentine Loveless album on MiniDisc format 1999 rerelease (x)

[shoegazr]

Lush, De-Luxe

[6irlpet]

i dont want a childproofed internet i am almost 30 fucking years old. give your kid an internet safety talk and stop making it the problem of every adult on the planet every time some cryptkeeper legislator gets the brilliant idea (via conservative lobbying) to push through yet another bill gutting our access to free expression + increasing the powers of the surveillance state + lining the pockets of Big Data in the name of Protecting The Kids they wont even feed. this shit is exhausting i can’t believe we’re going to be fighting about it for the rest of my life

[thysilus]

wheres the classic MLK day pic

[chilewithcarnage]

[thysilus]

ok now black history month

[the-eldest-boy]

[rosedavid]

Goodbye to a great actress 😎

[redlipstickresurrected]

Calvin Laituri (American, b. 1997, based Brattleboro, VT, USA) - Down Cellar, 2021, Ink and Etching on Clayboard

[dogpuppy]

[mothyr]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[marxistlesbianist]