mind if i follow u arnd th parking lot

sketches | comics | yaps | aid

[thysilus]

fucking gay blessings frm th streets

[internet-sentences]

[thysilus]

seen a car accident 2 days n a row in the exact same spot cmon glendale

[storyweavingspider]

2026 TUMBLR WHITENESS CENSUS

There are SIX questions total in reblogs, the end will be marked by large green text. If you don’t see all six, check reblogs and grab the version with the ending note.

1/6 - Do you identify as some flavor of white?

White

Non-white

Only considered white outside of imperial core

Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

Answers amended from the 2025 census based on feedback. If you’re mixed, choose what feels right to you I’m not here to do phrenology or paper bag test you but don’t make it my problem either. When in doubt, ask yourself: would the whites kill you too in the race war?

This census is US-centric because so is tumblr, unfortunately. This poll is also starting with a heavy Black/racialized bias due to my personal followers. The main point of this census is to see how white-dominant the site is currently compared to prior years, as well

For the purpose of this census, Imperial Core will be defined as the following: United States, Canada, Australia, Aotearoa, basically all of Western Europe, Japan, and Israel. If you want to argue about any of these designations, too bad maybe they should stop colonizing.

Reblog from question 6/6 below!

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2/6 So is you Black or nah?

Ye

Nah

Insecure Mixed Person externalizing my family racial issues here

Not considered Black in my country, but considered Black elsewhere

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

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3/6 How about trans?

Transfemme

Transmasc

Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TMA*

Non-binary/Genderfluid/related but TME*

Non-binary but don’t consider yourself trans

Agender

Two-Spirit

Otherwise cultural gender (please share I wanna know!!)

Other not listed

Cisgender

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

Note for clarification:

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

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4/6 Are you currently inside or outside the imperial core? (Defined in first post)

Imperial core

Semiperiphery

Periphery

Immigrated to imperial core from outside of it

Other/Complicated

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

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5/6 How many Black people would *actually* call YOU their friend? Online counts.

I’m non-Black, 0

I’m non-Black, 1-2

I’m non-Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m non-Black, 3-6

I’m non-Black, 7+

I’m Black, 0

I’m Black, 1-2

I’m Black, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m Black, 3-6

I’m Black, 7+

I have less than 3 friends total.

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

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6/6! How many TMA* (Transfemme, some non-binary, etc.) people would *actually* call YOU their friend?

I’m TME, 0

I’m TME, 1-2

I’m TME, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m TME, 3-6

I’m TME, 7+

I’m TMA, 0

I’m TMA, 1-2

I’m TMA, 1-2 but I have <8 friends

I’m TMA, 3-6

I’m TMA, 7+

I have less than 3 friends total

Remaining time: 1 day 7 hours

*For those who don’t know, TMA means transmisogyny affected (such as trans women, some non-binary people, etc.) whereas TME means transmisogyny exempt (Cis men, cis women, transmasculine individuals, etc). If you want to ask for clarification for which applies to you for the purposes of this poll, feel free to ask and I’ll try to reply, but if you try to argue or quibble about the terms themselves, I’ll block you.

THIS IS THE END! Please reblog for bigger sample pool 💖🙏🏽

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[teethwreath]

[all-mammal-creechur]

Cinnamon Dog-faced Bat Cynomops abrasus

A bat from northern and central South America. The bat roosts in decayed logs and hollow trees, and tends to pick relatively warm area to roost. They are insectivorous and usually feed on hard-shelled insects.

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[whysosirris]

[thedogeveryonehates]

new fav video just dropped

[thysilus]

body all fucking useless made of dumb limo parts

[thysilus]

wet noodle ass fingers mistype limp as limo kms

[brokenpromisesandburninghouses]

[thysilus]

i always forget i have this scar on my hand right where my thumb nd pointer connect to the carpus then evrytime i see it i laugh cuz its from my friend throwing darts at my hand and sticking me like dennis reynolds

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[thysilus]

body all fucking useless made of dumb limo parts

[nyanletnest]

bwaow

[thysilus]

personally I think their music is great but like. it’s not everyone’s taste. the eroticism is just a plus.

nothings gonna b everyone’s taste! i just dont think iv ever listened to it so my only exposure is seeing my dash get horny and wasnt sure if that was the main feature lmao

[thysilus]

is mcr music good or is it just abt watevr th fuck sexual shit it is theyr doing onstage

[despazito]