one more hit and i can own ya

Molly. 22 😁 I love my snake and laughing till it hurts.

[1999gorl]

ITS A QUARTER AFTER 1 IM A LITTLE DRUNK AND I NEED YOU NOW

[rnutualfollow]

SAID I WOULDN’T CALL BUT I’VE LOST ALL CONTROL AND I NEED YOU NOW 

[mynameisvyse]

[georgeharrisonismysoulmate-deac]

the final moments of breaking bad

[horsegirlkj]

[thecherrywinehouse-deactivated2]

-______-

[clockworkwillow]

[so-doggone-funny]

“my dad just came in and gave me this egg and said his highschool was getting rid of it and asked if i wanted it????”

[songswithoutwords]

[mixedbitchh-deactivated20181118]

Fuck him up Elsie

[feministperalta]

I’m so late in the game but RIP vine

[respectfulmemes]

[best-of-memes]

[abortiondelight]

i told a lady i really liked ghosts and she said “are you being serious or are you just saying that in case one is listening”

[explicit-enough]

you deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you & tells all their friends about u & saves your selfies, & tells u they love & miss you

[maswartz]

I honestly think people forget that the church and state are supposed to be separate. Give me one non-religious reason against same sex marriage. One non-religious reason against stem cell research. One non-religious reason against safe abortions. Go ahead.

[vixyish]

I’ve been saying this for YEARS.

[buzzfeed]

How You Can Help Stop Fake News From Spreading On Facebook

[pandora-the-curious]

Whoa. THIS is information I can use. My relatives won’t stop posting fake news stories on FB. I can’t tell these people a damn thing. They just keep posting.

[ghostthinxx]

I can’t fucking believe that a cartoon predicted this

[sqrrlbot]

From the latest episode.

[animal-factbook]

[guccigoose]

Blasphemy

[helluva-pilot]

trump said that he wants to return to his tower on the weekends

boi, he doesn’t understand what this job entails 

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

Ok but can we address how supervillainy “return to his tower” sounds

[stolentweets]

[thecommonchick]

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

[paramourblessings]

I feel like this is about underwear

[imbolcsfyre-deactivated20181216]

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR