this blog is a mess

the occasional reblog spam

[just-shower-thoughts]

Out of the millions upon millions of ways to die, you avoided all them. Look at you go!

[leaves-for-the-soul-blog]

Do you ever hear someone say they want to beat the shit out of you, but you secretly REALLY want them to try something so you can let out 6 months of repressed rage and anxiety in the form of bashing their head through a wall but you can’t show it because you need to uphold your public image to keep your social status?

[dex-ter-ous]

Yes.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

couple things here:

multiple things can actually be bad at the same time

I’m 32

[bramblepatch]

couple more things:

Little kids really aren’t equipped to work full time without damaging their physical, mental, and emotional development and health, and when you play the “but adults work all day!” card you sound like a nineteenth century textile baron.

Highschoolers can easily be “working” 40+ hours a week, between school, homework, and extracurriculars and/or part-time work, and still hear this smug “:/ wait til you get to the real world sweaty” rhetoric all the time.

The original claim here wasn’t even “school is too hard,” it was “school is failing to perform its most basic function,” which is different.

[marisatomay]

an estimated over 15 million people cited a lack of transportation as a reason for why they didn’t vote in 2016

if you don’t have a way to make it to the polls on election day there are options so make your plans now

[marvelousmerriment]

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Bonus:

[bitemekyuu-deactivated20150523]

Will never not reblog this xD

[justlookatthosesausages]

first rule of disney fandom : always reblog peter and tink going to starbucks

[winglessangel696-blog]

Omg this is great.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Owning a cat is like choosing to be the dog of the human-pet relationship. You constantly beg for attention and show too much enthusiasm.

[just-shower-thoughts]

It would be kind of insulting if your identical twin got plastic surgery

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Unless their face was mangled in a rose shearing accident involving a Super Mario 64 cartridge and a moose.

[dumb-cat-reblogs]

WHEEZE

[just-shower-thoughts]

If more people understood that opinions are opinions and not facts, a lot less people would hate each other.

[just-shower-thoughts]

We as humans can barely comprehend the universe but some of us claim to comprehend whatever created the universe.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anti gay protesters think about gay sex more than actual gay people

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone once looked at a bowl of rice and was like “The most efficient way of eating this is with two sticks.”.

[just-shower-thoughts]

People who are anti-vaxxers and also flat-earthers, are basically people from the year 1400 living in the 21st century.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Vegans shouldn’t accept anti venom if they’re bitten by a Snake

[just-shower-thoughts]

Teachers won’t let you use Wikipedia, but they make you use 30-year-old textbooks.

[just-shower-thoughts]

The “selecting the true holy grail” scene in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade explains the correct method for choosing the real “Download” button: click the one that is the smallest and most boring looking.

[dumb-cat-reblogs]

It also helps to be able to know the defining characteristics of an ad

[just-shower-thoughts]

It is horrible to wake up one day and realize that you belong to a generation that grew up watching The Simpsons, but ended up electing Mr Burns.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Having an unseen handicap is like fighting through life with the difficulty set on “high” while everyone judges you against the default difficulty level

[dumb-cat-reblogs]

I can attest to this my mom has both rsd and fibromyalgia so she has to live with extreme pain 24/7 yet people say "she doesn't look sick"