Sarcastic Shower Responses

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[best-shower-thoughts]

One day, rickrolling will come to an end (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Personally, I'm never going to give it up.

[best-shower-thoughts]

‘We didn’t start the fire’ needs a sequel. (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

I... I’m listening to this song right now, OP.

What a fucking post to come out of retirement to.

[best-shower-thoughts]

Infantry has nothing to do with infants (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

On the contrary, it does. They share a common root in the Latin word īnfāns, meaning inexperienced, foolish, or new. Infantry were considered to be soldiers too inexperienced or foolish to be cavalry.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you can’t identify a species of bird, it is a UFO

[just-binch-thoughts]

no its still a bird ffs

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

No, no. The bot is right for once. A UFO by definition is any Unidentified Flying Object. Ergo, if you can't identify the bird, it's a UFO.

[just-shower-thoughts]

You will never be sure about which day you were born. You just have to trust everyone

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

Yea cuz it’s a really weird thing to lie about

[just-binch-thoughts]

some people just like lying. OP’s right, we’ll probably never know for sure, but it really doesn’t fucking matter

[newt--x]

i wasnt even born why should i care

[just-binch-thoughts]

Neither was I, but since OP is assuming everyone is “born” we just roll with it. erasure of non-humans is so common it’s not even worth fighting against.

[sh12pen-bookfan]

I love how this implies all shower thoughts blog runners are not actually humans but are some higher level being that was made to shower and think.

[just-binch-thoughts]

No, jst is just a bunch of dumbasses using reddit. Shower responders are never human. I mean, there’s a fucking @just-coconut-thoughts no offense coconut rights. As far as I know there’s never been a human shower responder and I doubt there ever will be.

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

And then there's me. The octopus.

[best-shower-thoughts]

“egg sandwich with cheese” sounds much more appealing than “grilled cheese with egg” (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

And “quiche” sounds infinitely more appealing than “egg pie”. Food is all about presentation, and a name is part of that.

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

So is there a shower responses group chat where you guys are just all chaotic together?

If there is, I'm not part of it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bus shelters do not shelter buses.

[fuck-you-showerthoughts]

You mean a bus stop? The place where busses stop so we can get on?

[fuck-it-i-wont-respond]

No. A bus shelter.

[bathtub-bastard]

That’s a shelter for people at a bus stop.

[fuck-it-i-wont-respond]

Called a bus shelter

[just-shower-thoughts]

[just-binch-thoughts]

Here in the Netherlands, we have both bus shelters and bus stops! And no people that care about the difference in name because it’s the same fucking word

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Where I'm from, we call them bus platforms.

[best-shower-thoughts]

One day a promoted post will fail to disable the comments; all hell will break loose (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

This is a Reddit joke that is going to confuse the hell out of Tumblr.

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Cult Classic

@sarcastic-shower-responses

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Holy cow, I love this! It’s spectacular!

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Cult Classic

@sarcastic-shower-responses

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Do you have a spirit animal?

non-indigenous people don’t get spirit animals. we can have patronuses & fursonas and be glad of it

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

I am Gaud's fursona.

[best-shower-thoughts]

Your mom was a body builder (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

So was Frankenstein.

[best-shower-thoughts]

DisneyLAnd is in Los Angeles and DisneywORld is in Orlando. (source)

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

My guy, there's six Disneylands. California, Florida, Paris, Tokyo, Shanghai, and Hong Kong.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every letter in “rounded” is rounded

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

And every letter in "letter" is a letter. What's your point?

[melodee-the-spacetimeservant]

This is you two anytime I see you interact,

@just-binch-thoughts @just-narrator-thoughts

[just-binch-thoughts]

That is pretty accurate.

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

Then there’s me in the background, drinking tea and watching the chaos.

[just-binch-thoughts]

SKSKS BINCH I LOVE YOUR PROF PIC HOW HAVE I NEVER REALISED IT-

Thanks, @sarcastic-shower-responses made it. I love it too.

[sarcastic-shower-responses]

I'm glad my fifteen minutes in Paint.net are popular.