Hiss Hiss Motherfucker

~Secretly a catboy~ ~Slytherin🐍~ ~17~ ~They/She~ ~Pisces~ ~ASD~ ~Octavia~ ~Taken 💚~ ~Day’s pronouns and name in bio~

[dumb-undead-mutt]

I draw shit, I make crack posts and I write shit, enjoy

Also I have a side blog @undead-psdit

~ Resident dog man

[riot-dog]

My inner demon is constantly making out with my inner cat boy as my inner fem boy makes conscious life decisions

[riot-dog]

I think it’s funny that our teeth are our only bones not covered in skin, like, where’s your skin king?

[zigcarnivorous]

[riot-dog]

Hey king, you opened my mind to the thought that teeth is just hardened skin.

[zigcarnivorous]

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[dumb-undead-mutt]

Starter Ohiomon?

[cipherdice]

Echeveria - March 2021

[lesly-oh]

She got a pretty ribbon!!  ✨❤

[transkeyleth]

[Image Description: a digital bust drawing of jester. she is a thin tiefling with light blue skin, freckles, and glossy short blue hair. her horns are short and curling like a ram’s and are tipped with silver jewellery. she is wearing a green capelet. End Description]

[autiebiographical]

REBLOG. DO NOT REPOST

April 2nd is Autism Awareness Day. People are aware of autism now, some of them even accept it, but how many actually appreciate it? So many people see autism appreciation as “this science/acting/musical genius has added so much to society! We must appreciate them!” Okay, but what about those of us whose talents aren’t as easily seen, or marketable? Those who aren’t in the spotlight?

We should appreciate the autistic people we know in our day to day life. Every autistic person is awesome, and it’s not in spite of our autism, but because of our autism. It’s because I’m autistic that I am who I am. If someone appreciates me I would want them to also appreciate my autism because it’s part of what makes me me.

To reach autism appreciation it’s going to be a fight. We’re going to have to keep climbing. There are so many who want to drag us down. They see us as different and in need of fixing. They see having an autistic child as something to be mourned instead of celebrated. We need to celebrate. We need to drown out their cries of sadness with our cheers of joy.

We are autistic, and we will never stop climbing!

[jam-campasta]

wake up followers, it’s time to read my cringe comic about my fail brain

[l-a-l-o-u]

its all fun and games until you hear someone say it

[kimabutch]

[ID: a three panel comic. In the first panel, a person with short hair and glasses is video chatting with someone with long curly hair. Both people are laughing. Behind the curly-haired person on screen, another person is saying “What are you laughing about?” In the second panel, we once again see the person with short hair and glasses, looking more serious as the person with curly hair answers: “Oh they were just telling me ab—“ The word “they” is highlighted. The last panel is a close-up of the short-haired person. They are smiling and blushing, their eyes watering with tears of happiness, with one hand on their heart and one hand on their chin. Behind them, rays of lights and hearts are emanating from them, and in all caps and rainbow colours is the word “they.” End ID.]

[l-a-l-o-u]

@everyone in the tags sharing a similar experience i love you SO MUCH!!!!

[birffed]

tumblr updates are like someone coming into your house and moving all of your furniture 2 inches to the left while you’re gone

[gobbochune-deactivated20241018]

Gee I sure do love being a cryptid.  

[tsu-anti]

Ah being a trans person in fandoms and trying to side step everybodies bullshit just to get to see yourself in a character. Btw this is why we need way more trans characters in media, because even when we try to make our own connections we get told we aren’t allowed to

[lizwuzthere]

Destroy gender roles, NOT gender identity

[djesusgetnaked]

My father called me “my daughter” and my brother looked at him and said “your son, and it’s he because he’s a boy”. I’m sorry but the kid who’s eight years old is a lot cleverer than the so-called grown ups.

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[valjar]

Brutus?

[crittizen]

Why are people reblogging this it’s MAY

[nyx-the-bastard]

Is it bad that I thought it was March when I saw this post

[tittytron]

tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb

[ironbound-oberon]

#if you’re wondering if this is for you #it’s probably for you

[lifeisaroughjourney]

If I have ever messaged you or messaged me and never heard from me again, I still consider us friends. I just suck

[antisocial-astronaut]

To everybody I’ve done this to I’m VERY sorry

[inaccurate-linguini]

It’s important to me that you guys know. I’m not ignoring you, it’s just that I only have 2 braincells and they usually go into making sure I do everyday things correctly 😔✊

[dumb-undead-mutt]

If i’ve done this im so sorry v-v

I just have like... A single brain cell between my service dog and I and usually she’s the one getting it despite me doing the training 🤣

But seriously, I’m usually pretty busy and don’t go on tumblr much anymore so I’m sorry if i’ve done this to you

[fuckyeahmarxismleninism]

[papprekakinga-deactivated202407]

Always reblog

[writerlywriting-deactivated2019]

As a former zookeeper we would hear this a lot. “If you don’t study hard you’ll end up cleaning poop for a living.” It’s the one time we’re allowed to go off on the visitors. I once heard my boss rant for five minutes at a lady, in front of her kids, about how he had a Master’s degree, how people literally worked there for free, and how dare she judge people without bothering to know anything about them. Later that day his boss came by and said, roughly, “She told us what happened. Thanks for not throwing anything this time.”

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

I can count on one hand the amount of times I have gone off on people, but employment snobbery gives me the rage. I was showing the new kid how to use the fry scoop at McDonald’s “.. like this, and then just sort of hold it perpendicular and give it one tap..”

And the new kid sniggered “isn’t perpendicular a bit of a big word for McDonald’s?”

Something in me was just so annoyed by this 16yr old who was learning to work right next to me and somehow felt above us? Fuck that shit. I pointed at the people just on the floor and went off, “she’s a 4th year law student, she’s the primary career for her terminally ill daughter, he raises 100,000 for charity every year, she manages 3 stores and more than £16mil in turnover a year. What the fuck do you do?”

He just sort of mumbled “I didn’t know”

“you shouldn’t have to know, you’re not better than us. So. You tap it once and then move it here to release…”

[dumb-undead-mutt]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i am obsessed with the comments on recipe sites