random shit I like

I DON'T DO CHAIN ASKS! Dm me for fursuit pics, always happy to dish those out. Icon made by @soft--dogs queer, they/them, 25, kind and loving person. I may be a furry but I'm not trash. If you actually read this description: Hi, how are you?

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

I did a graffiti workshop for school so I made this

DNI: terfs, truscum, trumeds

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

Bringing this back cause of recent events

[batbetbitbotbut]

"focaccia, serves 4" yes all 4 me

[batbetbitbotbut]

"tiramisu, serves 2" yes all 2 myself

[introvertia]

Pizza, serves 8, yes I 8 it all.

[breathethewater]

@funnier-as-a-system wordplay aside we think this counts

[medievalreligiousfanatic]

[ursus-arctos-horribilis-chadder]

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

[transgenderization]

[aromanticaardvark]

[image description: image of an Aardvark with grey, yellow and white in the background. Text says “Parents say they just want you to be happy and get married” at the top and “Oxymoron” at the bottom.]

[heartless-aro]

Here’s an old aro meme from 2011, which was before the rise of the “Ace Discourse” around 2015 (which may have started out as backlash in response to The Trevor Project deciding to include asexual people around that time). This meme format uses an aardvark to represent aromantic people. At the time, axolotls were often used in similar memes to represent asexuals, so the aromantic aardvark was chosen as the aromantic equivalent of the asexual axolotl. Aardvarks were considered to be somewhat of a mascot for the aromantic community for some time, though they have become less popular as a symbol in recent years.

[nillthirteen]

This reads like a museum guide showing one of the most prestigious pieces in an exhibit

[sweatermuppet]

real question i just had to answer for my top surgery screening

[bogleech]

Why are there just blobs of fake rubber meat that a bunch of unrelated microbes can build in the dirt but they've only ever been found in china and can't be classified any further than "biological objects"

[foone]

the five trauma reactions: fight, flight, freeze, fawn, and mating

[virtualgirladvance]

id like if we could keep the alliteration going but i dont know if anyone has made an f word for mating

[bean-face]

They haven't sorry

[virtualgirladvance]

thats fucked up

[dawsonscreekwasalwaysbad]

i love you surf i love you flamethrower i love you thunderbolt i love you ice beam i love you moonblast i love you psychic i love you earthquake i love you shadow ball i love you sludge bomb i love you dark pulse i love you leaf blade i love you drill peck i love you iron head i love you body slam i love you x-scissor i love you dragon claw i love you moves with 95ish base power 100% accuracy and zero recoil damage

[davidemmerich]

you know what? no. fuck you. fuck you *unfucks your elf*

[fuckedelf]

I have nothing

[estro-boi]

[miyakittyappreciation]

strawberry picking

[loccorocco]

I dreamt there was a shoujo manga called "Tombstone of the Primadonna"

[sharkfiinn]

i wonder how long carl knew before grace did

[ladywarlock03]

Just them being silly 💫

Here's to me trying to mix movie Rocky with book Rocky! He's a cutie hahahah

(Don't mind the missing paw prints in the sixth slide, the first person to mention it gets a brick to the face. I've proven I'm good at throwing bricks! 🫵🏻)

[batbetbitbotbut]

r/knitting post of the day by u/Optimus_FineAsHell:

I was unknowingly working on a 35 foot long blanket for years

I started a blanket 10 years ago and put it down shortly after starting. It was on 30” circulars and I just kept casting on until I couldn’t fit anymore stitches. I was new to the hobby so I figured it would just be “blanket sized.”

I picked it back up about 6 months ago determined to finally finish this thing. I transferred it to 60” circulars to give myself more working space, and during that transfer I counted 450ish stitches, but that would just be a big king sized blanket right? So I kept going. But after about 9 balls of yarn and only 2 feet in length finished, I gave up and decided I would just crochet the blanket instead.

Halfway through my crocheted version, I ran out of yarn and made the sad decision to frog the knitted project for salvage yarn. After removing the circular needles, I thought it’d be interesting to see how wide the blanket actually was.

After straightening it all out I stared at my work, utterly dumbfounded, that I had been working on a 35 foot wide blanket this whole time. I am SO GLAD I did not finish this project as I would’ve cried at the monster I had brought into the world.

tl;dr - You should really pay attention to the size reference chart on your yarn and count the stitches when free-handing as a newbie.

And finally, the blanket:

[kosmogrl]

I will make a beautiful life for myself no matter how long it takes. I will I will I will