random shit I like

I DON'T DO CHAIN ASKS! Dm me for fursuit pics, always happy to dish those out. Icon made by @soft--dogs queer, they/them, 25, kind and loving person. I may be a furry but I'm not trash. If you actually read this description: Hi, how are you?

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

I did a graffiti workshop for school so I made this

DNI: terfs, truscum, trumeds

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

Bringing this back cause of recent events

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[daily-grian]

big ol void eyes

[dragon-in-a-fez]

actually now that I think about it a shirt that says "unalive censorship" would go hard

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I think you should be able to send unblock requests and then be able to attach messages like

"hey sorry I know you blocked me in 2023 because my username back then was rapingthepatriarchyinadarkalley and you found that in poor taste, I think you were right for that but also have had other usernames for years since and think I deserve to be able to reblog your posts again"

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

yessss exactly like that!

maybe limit it to one unblock request ever or once a year, and to not be able to send one while a request is still unanswered, because otherwise people would abuse it to harass others

[witha-boxofscraps]

You CANNOT separate art from the artist when the artist is still alive and producing new media to profit off.

So on that note, do NOT watch the new Harry Potter series. Do not hate watch it. Do not watch it because “it’s going to be my childhood remade”. I do not care. Do not watch it. This is a direct move to erase the original trio who have all stood against jkr.

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

again, there IS a problem of straight actors playing all the gay roles, but the answer isn’t as easy as “straight people shouldn’t play gay people” because a) it’s acting and there’s nothing intrinsically physical about gayness and b) it’s bad to insist that actors make their sexuality public information

[if-only-angels-could-prevail]

you know what that’s exactly it

[cryptid-registered]

It's Lay in the hole Sunday.

Find ur hole. Lay in it. Comfy style.

[polldermodel]

Ik ben net in een maïsdoolhof geweest. Hebben jullie dat weleens gedaan?

Ja, meerdere

Ja, eentje

Nee, nooit

Een WAT??

Ik ben net in een maïsdoolhof geweest. Hebben jullie dat weleens gedaan?

Ja, meerdere

Ja, eentje

Nee, nooit

Een WAT??

Remaining time: 6 days 22 hours

[notbecauseofvictories]

if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.

I mean like Knight’s Tale “chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’” levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself with insulin and Gretel wielding a multiple-shot crossbow levels of anachronism. Go for Blazing Saddles, Blackadder, Jack of All Trades, Connecticut Yankee levels of anachronism

you either have to play by the rules or throw out the book.

[rachandroll]

Go full on Xena. All of history happened at the same time. Get your legs broken by Caesar and find out Lao Tzu didn’t write that book, his wife did, and she hitting on you…all 10 years before you go meet up with Helen at Troy. Fight with Beowulf and commission Sappho within a few months of each other. Abraham and Issac? Only like 2 years before Jesus. Invent CPR and the kite during the bronze age. Watch your gal pal teach Homer how to be a better bard. Have a fucking battle of the bands in Ancient Greece. TIME IS MEANINGLESS.

[notthepopeiv]

Go Full On Xena

[sandmandaddy69]

[were--ralph]

I think we as a society should revisit the idea of armpits having holes you can do stuff with

[were--ralph]

like okay imagine you're cold and you just crawl into your SO's hairy pit hole for the night and they sweat so much you just kinda slide in and out easy and they have a pit orgasm because you're so deep in there and its sweat and cum and then they

[were--ralph]

imagine having deodorant but its like breath mints for your pitholes

do i have any investors? anyone looking to cash in on this concept?

[were--ralph]

oh people want to fuck an ear or lick a foot but I'M the weird one I'm the one being stoned in public they said jesus was crazy and look where it got him he's on the Ellen Show and talks to Joe Biden daily

[were--ralph]

[happyroadkillart]

[fourleafisland]

let's get ready to go! acrylic markers, 8x11"

[kaity--did]

Tonight on My Husband Doesn’t Know How to Baby Talk

“Ma’am, are you aware that these, right here are your hands? They belong to you. And you get to decide what happens with them. So when you use these hands to pull your binky out of your mouth that is not necessarily a dad problem. I’ll fix it obviously i just want you to acknowledge it’s not my fault”

[kaity--did]

Husband: ma’am it has been reported lately that you do in fact have tiny little toes and a little button nose, do you care to comment?

Penny Rose: Babbles in Baby

Husband: RIVETING!

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Does that High Pitched Baby Yell ™️

Husband: Let it out friend! Feel your feelings!

[kaity--did]

Me: Hehehe silly husband doesn’t know how to do baby talk

All of tumblr collectively at my husband:

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: does a sad baby scream

Husband: you don’t even have to understand taxes yet! I can explain them but you’ve got several years before that’s relevant!

Penny Rose: wide eyes, staring at her father, almost intrigued

Husband: I lied to you Penny your mother does our taxes. Do you want to know about arbitration? I know all about arbitration.

[kaity--did]

THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND

yes he just walks around the house and talks to her like this

[kaity--did]

Penny Rose: Cooing as twinkle twinkle little star plays

Husband: Now Penny there is a lot of misinformation out there in the world and I hate to tell you this but the moon is in fact not made of cheese. That is a conspiracy theory pushed by Big Dairy.

????

[kaity--did]

Husband: Holds Penny Rose up to her reflection in the microwave

Husband: you see Penny Rose! This was the M. Night Shyamalan twist! You were mirror baby all along!

[kaity--did]

FYI this is how you get a Deals Warlock if you were wondering

[justplainsalty]

I have follow up questions:

1) Did you participate in baby talk to make up for your husband's deficit, or did you also opt to speak to the Deals Warlock like a very tiny adult from babyhood?

1a) If you participated in baby talk with Penny, did she ever do any code switching with you while she was learning to talk (I mean, babyish talk back to you but fully formed adult like you share with us to Lawyer Dad)?

[kaity--did]

I didn't baby talk with her very much either! I think I squealed at her more than my husband did.

Something funny that has happened is that while she formally calls me Mama when she's answering me in passing she does call me "My Darling Love" and I don't know for sure but I think it's because I call her and her father "my loves" and her father calls me and her "darlings" and she's created a mash up 😂

So I'll say "okay penny it's time for bed" and I'll just hear "okay my darling love!" 😂

[kaity--did]

Everyone is always so so kind on this post but I do want to warn you all that this did in fact lead to an insanely verbal child, and if you choose that life you have to commit to that life.

Penny Rose is now 5 years old and she

1. Starts talking the moment she opens her eyes to the moment she passes out at night

2. Asks, and I am not exaggerating I counted, an average of 892 questions a day

3. Does not accept "I don't know" as an answer to said questions, will usually have a follow up question as to why you don't know OR a suggestion on how we can find out together

I pay for limitless data and have 709 Google tabs open on my phone at all times

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

[girldog]

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug