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He/him/wolf | USA | 28 | ΘΔ

[futurebird]

The "B" is *not* for "buses"

Via mastodon(aka the fediverse)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

pilots should be allowed to put stickers on the airplanes if they do a good job

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

give the pilots some spray paint and let them tag those things

[aviatrix-ash]

Maintenance sure does :3c

There are so many stickers (mostly fursonas) and doodles all over the insides of airplanes the public doesn't get to see. :)

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

fuuuuuuck I want to see them...

[aviatrix-ash]

Just a few x3

Sometimes the pilots contribute by hiding drawings or stikers in the aircraft's yoke covers x3

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[mynameis---m]

Pardon?

[unconventiononthelawofthesea]

I said if tumblr shuts down we should all develop car crash fetishes and form an underground community that reenacts famous car crashes for sexual pleasure

[maidthings]

winter as a cat must be crazy. "oh great this cunts gonna start using lightning strike on me all the time again"

[maidthings]

do you all not get dry as fuck during the winter?

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

static electricity doesn't exist in th metric system

[zegalba]

Telephone booth surrounded by snow in Hokkaido, Japan (2021)

[itsbenedict]

yeah tumblr i guess that snow is pretty fuckable. thanks for warning me.

[catchymemes]

[expressions-of-nature]

by Ksenia Kudashkina

[thelovelygods]

[bogleech]

This is going to actually be a thing, isn't it. A chatgpjesus is going to catch on and cause some fucking cult movement in our lifetimes.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[moonbeamsmeantforme]

[tendie-defender]

[sistersorrow]

The later this gets posted, the funnier it gets

[grimlygroovy-deactivated2015051]

2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago 2000 was almost 14 years ago

[lordoftablecloths]

hey op guess what

[lordoftablecloths]

oh nevermind you’re died

[rubykgrant]

[lizardsister]

i need to smoke bitch with this weed

[lizardsister]

[mlerpwonders]

All my haters become aligators when I activate my gatorinator.

[mlerpwonders]

you laugh now, but when my gatorinator is ready, it's all over

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

update:

transmogrifying my haters into an animal that is known for something called the "death roll" has backfired in a manner no one could have forecasted

[peregreen]

[mlerpwonders]

Having taken stock of the situation, it's not as bad as I originally thought. It's not like these crocodilians are an urgent problem, much less a representation of my own mortality. There's no ticking clock here.

[peregreen]

well now you're just doing this on purpose

[mlerpwonders]

I think that's the highest tags forecast I have received so far.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Posts that have 100k gators to me.

[mlerpwonders]

Actually there are only 5 gators in my post, but it is an understandable mistake.

[stargazingdustbunny]

Now there are 100,005 gators on this post

[mlerpwonders]

...

You know what? Good job.

Other people said this post had thousands of notes in their mind, but only contributed two notes.

You? You said that it had 100k gators to you.

And then you did it.

+1 respect point.

[paulgadzikowski]

now that's what i call a

gator aid

[dollsonmain]

I hate all of you so very much. (affectionate)

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[izzyhill]

[camiekahle-deactivated20190815]

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

[macncheese-blog]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

[pinkifingers]

That last fatal scream tho

[flawlessputaa-deactivated201610]

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

[piss-pirate]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i’m crying

[smore-692-deactivated20170712]

WAAA-

[veritashopian]

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

[molten-by-determination-deactiv]

IT’S BACK

[llibratin-deactivated20170617]

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

[not-a-recommended-url]

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

[keymageheartfilia]

re-blogging again xD

[lionowlonao3]

what was that we were just saying about still having posts circulating from ridiculous numbers of years ago? 😂

[best-of-reblogs]

[peptothesi]

I feel like it’s a duty to reblog such a natural treasure

[memewhore]

[ivy-saurs]

every time i see someone pay their bus fare with their apple watch i always think of this tweet