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Third video playlist from @spacedrugs. Here's what he gots to say: 

"Hello Fellow Millenials,

Rough news. We here at @spacedrugs suffered some big losses in Q3. P̧r̨a̵i͘se͠ He͠c͏a͏te̡. As such, we’re needing to make some changes to our brand to make up for the sudden tremendous bouts of existential terror and distrust of fellow human beings plaguing our employees. P̧r̨a̵i͘se͠ He͠c͏a͏te̡

For example, market analysis shows that millenials HATE spooky things but LOVE irony. As such, we’ve contacted the Powers That Be (P̧r̨a̵i͘se͠ He͠c͏a͏te̡) for 10 super spooky videos in order to attract millenials— ironically! “2K14 Q4 Will Be Different” is on at least 3 tombstones now at the local g-yard (slang for ‘graveyard’) where we’ve buried some of our more “sacrificial” interns. You know what they say: takes money to make money!

Have a great Q4 everybody!

P̧r̨a̵i͘se͠ He͠c͏a͏te̡."

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Will.I.Am returns with his second mad mix. Here is what he has to say: "some slower stuff, a opossum, some bmore rap, some cute stuff" What more do you need? Watch it

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Elizabeth comes through with her second playlist. No theme because life has no theme.

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Weekly Playlist numero 12 is here. Excellent videos from Rich Gang, DJ Spinking, and some Japanese rap to round it out. This playlist has aroused the three headed snake. 

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Ok, so here is the playlist weeks in the making...well, not really, somebody (i'm looking at you, Me) got lazy. The wait was worth it for some primo joints form Twin Steps, a supremely silly Space Dandy rock song, and the return of Gunplay. 

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The mighty @spacedrugs has pointed out my falling down on the job, so I owe y'all big. With that being said, here is the first "Megaplaylist": 60 vids, over 3 hours long; this is ideal to throw on the tv during a party. Pizza cats and party music, you won't be sorry.

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Weekly Playlist 10: So I owe y'all another one, and here it be. This one is real special because one of the most righteous ladies I know has a bday popping off this weekend. On that note, I tried to make something specifically geared towards her*. Happy Birthday Sarah!! *I also snuck i some Travi$ Scott. Sorry I'm not sorry

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Weekly Playlist 9: wow can't believe we are this deep into this silly awesome thing. This is a crowning jewel of a playlist. Three words: SAILOR. MOON. VOGUING. You have been dismissed, watch this

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The Great Rev. Dr......ahem, I mean SOUTHWRRD, the world famous German Industrial Militant Performance Art Group (GIMPAG), has a long jazz playlist for us. Here is the mysterious note they(m) left: "Live videos of several key figures in the history of jazz, including African jazz. Many of these are performances in Europe, in particular German-speaking countries, which is the primary running theme in this playlist. Some of the videos are also quite low-quality but have been included because of the video glitches and tape warbles."

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Here is the weekly playlist. This one is a bit all over the place, so there is bound to be something hidden in there for ya. WATCH OR DIE!!!

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Hello Fellow Millenials,

We here at @spacedrugs had a fantastic Q2 and we want to pass those hip viral Buzz Fed savings onto you!!

One thing we always get asked is: @spacedrugs, how did you get your videos? Haha, well, that’s a complicated question!

First, we borrowed 43 interns from VICE and assigned them each strings of letters and numbers— chosen by using a combination of their names, social security numbers, birth dates shuffled by a VERY sophisticated, custom-made algorithm!

Then, we knocked ‘em out and dropped ‘em off on a remote island for Battle Royale-style, well, battle!

After ten weeks of non-stop, hardcore, freak-out gory death and destruction that would give even the most hardened veteran nightmares, we were left with one intern. His string was: PLWnW3SbyszvJ6Nuei1iIn7pyxVdzFJ6iA.

We then put that string at the end of a YouTube playlist URL, and this was the resulting list of videos.

Have a great Q3 everybody! 

- @spacedrugs

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My sister, Kelsey Gardner, is a master sommelier of animal videos. This is 11 minutes of her all time favorites. If you need some cheering up, this will do the trick. 

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This weeks playlist is a bit of a change up. That dang Sonic vid is a must see, plus lots of swedish pop and a good slice of dancehall for good measure. 

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Dillon Kuehner made us a killer playlist. Here's what he has to say: "cinematic stuff, questions about life, swag." I think that pretty well sums it up. Not much to contemplate here, pretty much straight fire. 

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Another glorious guest playlist, nearly 5 hours of campy/wonderful Space Church footage from the great Rev. Dr. Space-Genie Zanzibar. Here is what he has to say: "This is a collection of videos related to UFO-centric new religious movements (NRMs), as well as the "ancient aliens hypothesis" and interviews with leaders and former members of these NRMs. These NRMs are fascinating because they constitute attempts to resolve the conflicts between religious and scientific ontologies by using science fiction in the place of a pre-modern religious mythos. Several of these organizations are very prominent and influential, so I think understanding them is crucial going into the 21st century as a way to understand the evolution of belief systems."

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YET ANOTHER NEW GUEST PLAYLIST! This one from the man Brent Vickers (aka Brenty/Brentosfresh/Dumpsterman). Gotta say this might be our funniest entry yet, and there is even some poetry thrown in at the end (to keep it classy) (like Brent).

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New guest playlist from 808K member Lefty! A nice mix of 808K vids, awesome skate stuff, and a hefty helping of good ol Snoop a Loop. Check out Lefty's very excellent music on his soundcloud at: https://soundcloud.com/lefty-1