Why is college low-key ass sometimes?
 I was expecting the whole weird college kid schtick that I've come to enjoy, but the gaps in hygene and basic life-necessities logic in college kids is actually tragic. Also colleges really be acting poor:Â
* no one cleans the public kitchen????? who is using the communal fridge!? I'll find you and end you! You also need to whipe the stove you fools! its nastyyyy!!
* The number of meetings telling us to flush toilets?? bro you have lived life before college.Â
* Laundry rooms??? We gotta pay for these trash machines and you're using it as a trash dump? fr. tho stooooooop leaving laundry in the dryer for 4 hrs. I feel bad for taking it out, but I also feel unbridled rage toward you.Â
* You didn't bring TRaSh bags to college? Where are you gonna put the trash?! and NO putting your trash directly into the can is an actual criminal offense.Â
* The dorms don't have addresses? why?Â
* Why wouldn't you bring drinks (the non-alcoholic kind) to college? How are you gonna hydrate yourself Jared? You gonna drink the dorm water? huh? dfjewpobfwo
* Please... please... stop making me terrible coffee in the campus coffee shop.... please it's still so expensive...
* StoooooOOP taking the good drinks out of the student store!!!! This is a PSA
* So, you’re telling me and everyone else pays like 50k+ and y’all can't afford to let us use the washers for free? we have to pay for lock out services? we pay for parking!? we pay for separate online classrooms that have all the homework?! those are like $200 you trashy university how am i supposed to pirate that!!!!!!!!!
I am whelmed