the okayest mom formerly known as eaglebucks

DC or nothing, per wale. 20-something second rate hack, occasional comedienne.

[drmelking]

The Pitt + text posts (2/?)

[graceashcroft-archive-deactivat]

every episode of this show btw

[clubcope]

ive been trying to lock in for like 12 weeks now

[schneesisterss]

she clocked their gay asses so fast

[ava-deb]

YELLOWJACKETS S01E07 "No Compass" | S03E04 "12 Angry Girls and 1 Drunk Travis"

[lornasallydane]

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

[elcustodio]

The arcane tag is so funny right now

[sonofcelluloid]

[an-inexplicable-delight]

[Image ID: Textpost with an image of Daniel Molloy wearing sunglasses, leather jacket, and a smirk l. He's on a local news channel. The edited post from stigmartyrpunk says, "everybody hate me and want me dead. except for Armand he said faggot! you will live forever" End ID]

[unwelcome-ozian]

[roach-works]

when i was getting trained as a welder the guys started playing sneaky grabass with each other and with me. i almost hit a few people while holding dangerous tools in my hand because they wouldn’t stop grabbing me from behind, then laughing that i ‘almost’ hit them, so i finally had to go to the instructor and say, look, i’ve had years and years of self defense training due the fact i’m a very small weirdo who is in legitimate danger of getting hatecrimed and at some point one of these guys is going to goose me again and im going to bury a wrench in his eye. get them to stop grabbing me, because i don’t want to get kicked out for hitting people.

the next day i ended up punching someone in the face with a doughnut in my fist because she thought i was being a big fucking buzzkill who tattled to teacher about a harmless game, and, guess what, grabbed my butt. i got icing all over her hair. she complained to teacher...who let everyone know that this was why they weren’t supposed to be playing grabass in the fucking shop.

anyway don’t fucking sneak up on twitchy little queers with hypervigilance, it fucking sucks and you’re lucky if you get a doughnut to a face instead of a hammer.

[kyraneko]

given that this was a welding class, I was expecting this to end up so much worse

[weaselle]

i once worked in a restaurant with a guy who kept doing the poke in the ribs from behind version of this thinking he was soooo funny until one day i gave a startled yell and spun around to punch him in the face and stopped with my fist less than an inch from his eye and said sweetly "oh sorry, you startled me" and then with my fist still almost touching his eye i said "you know, sometimes i'm holding a big knife in this hand," and went back to work.

There was a really big dude working next to me and when the rib-poker guy looked at him about what just happened this big dude just shrugged one shoulder and said "I would have hit you on purpose" Rib-poking guy stopped fucking around like that.

[eaglesucks]

I kind of switch between being a comms person and being a graphic designer for every job and it’s gettin exhausting man. I can’t keep relearning everything after a couple years away

[cannibalchicken]

[mellifexfarm]

behold my littleboy

[sirfrogsworth]

[andremichaux]

What are you two doing? You, you know in movies where the hero's wife or girlfriend is dead or missing, and so he sits in the dark and he watches her in a home movie, or a hologram over and over, and she's always beautiful and full of love, almost to the point of being stupid. We're making footage like that for me in case I get kidnapped or murdered.

COMMUNITY | 6.12, "Wedding Videography"

[baroque-hashem]

Love and Knishes (1956) by Sara Kasdan

[36q]

[tumbwr]

[eaglesucks]

Are crab rangoons gen z’s epic bacon and other pressing questions