FORWOMAN

ERICA FORMAN EIGHTEEN [fem!eric forman from that seventies show.] highly selective Indie written by Mollie Kate

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#already getting the feelsy headcanons for fem!eric and how Red probs wishes she was a boy but totally has a softer spot for her and idefk I'm out of it rn

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"....Dad."

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"I smell fish...why do I... oh...oh god...oh shit... Laurie's home."

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                                             Holy crap, they were so close. Was this going —                                            somewhere? It wasn’t like she’d ever dare to                                            admit that she’d had a crush on her best friend                                            f o r e v e r, but wasn’t it obvious? She was so                                            ready for this…and then nothing. Nothing. Crap.

                                                                      “——What?”

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"Nothing! Nothing at all! Why are you asking? Everything is f i n e!" [She really needs to shut up] "So...Star Wars. I need to see it again."

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"Mom, please, don't...go into the basement. For a few days. Rats...really really big rats... They're living down there. Just don't go down there p l e a s e? Donna's coming over later and we're going to trap the rats. The rest of the gang will probably help. Just promise me you won't go down there? I don't want you to get bit by a monster rat."

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                                            Despite the fact she didn’t quite fall, Donna                                           grips her arm anyway, offering a grin.                                             “Oh yeah? Gonna prove it right now?”

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[Suddenly, they're close. too too close. Erica's breath does a weird little hitch and she blinks. Laughs, though it sounds more like an awkward giggle.] "I..." [The urge to kiss the red head, her best friend, is so overwhelming. Should she? Yes? Maybe? She's just about to when the memory of walking in on her parents s l a m s it's way into her head and Erica chokes and yelps] "DAMMIT!"

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"Fez...did you see a Candy Land box when you were down in the basement? I...need to know. For reasons."

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                                            “Sure thing,” She playfully shoved Erica,                                           rolling her eyes. “Next time we wrestle,                                           I expect to see you kicking my ass.”

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[she makes a little noise as Donna shoves her. Erica almost falls off the bed, which is an improvement in all honesty. usually, she goes flying with flapping arm movements only to land on her ass. That ovaltiene is seriously living up to its claims] "Oh, you'll see it alright."

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"No, please, Jackie, I don't want any mascara. please, no no no no!"

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                                            She can’t help but grinning at her, raising                                           an eyebrow, as she sits on the edge of her                                           bed.                                                  ”Yeah, right. You know I’ll always                                                               win our play fights.”

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"Watch me get ridiculously strong this year and totally win. It could happen. I've been drinking a lot more ovaltiene."

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                                           It was really, really hard not to laugh at that,                                            but she was trying — and failing — to keep                                                           ”Are you going to try and hit me                                                           if I laugh? I mean, we both know                                                           I’d kick your ass, but still.”

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Erica just gives Donna a look, one of those just glaring looks that could totally kill. "I've been participating in gym. I can totally take you in a fight. A small fight. Like a thumb war."

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"Leo...your hair is on fire."

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                              ❝ Relax. What the hell happened? ❞ 

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"I...I walked in on...parents...                                   naked....                                            bed...                                                  so many wrinkles and skin and I will never be happy again. I think I'm going to just join a convent because I will never EVER be able to look them in the faces ever again.                                            Donna please just b u r n them."

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"Did you really eat all my cheeze doodles? really, Kelso, r e a l l y??"

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"Donna, please burn my eyes. I'm begging you please please please just burn them. right now."

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"Hyde, where the hell did you get that shit my head feels like a unicorn is prancing around in it and I reeeeeally don't think that's the intended effect."

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