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This video is now my religion (creds to timdrakesbf on tiktok)

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Everyone ok the titans show meeting gar: MÙŠŤ PŔÓŤƏĆȚ

[undertheknightwing]

I need a Graysonfam au where Dick & Kory are married and want kids but (for the sake of this au) having their own kid never worked out since Kory’s an alien and Dick’s a human, so they end up adopting a little three year girl named Rachel and even though they only planned on adopting one kid, Dick felt a connection to another kid there too, a little baby boy with green hair and adopted him along with Rachel. And since the baby didn’t have a name, Kory and Dick (after a little bit of thought) decide on the name Garfield; Gar for short.

I have a feeling Dick and Kory knew their kids were metahumans from day one just are kind of anxious about what their powers might be, when they’ll surface and how powerful they’ll be. 

imagine all the wholesome moments with new parents DickKory and their kids they already adore 💙💜💚🖤 

Kory brushing little Rachel’s hair while humming her favorite song and Dick holding baby Gar, gazing at him so softly and full of love 😭❤️

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It’s to cute im gonna cry 😭

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Dick: The next person who says 'owo' or 'uwu' is under arrest for crimes against humanity.

Gar: Cwimes against huwumanity.

Dick: I am going to break your fingers.

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Gar laying on the floor face down with a blanket wrapped around like a burrito:

Hank looking at him while sipping what ever he's drinking: Is he okay?

Rachel: Is he ever okay?

Hank: good point

Hank yelling: CONNER COME GET YOUR BOYFRIEND

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Currently doing exams (booo) and your fics have been key to my support network. I really wanted to say thank you and let you know that your catalogue is impeccable!!! So far I’ve finished Phoenix house (cannot wait for stuckony shenanigan) and I’ve reread pina coladas (those early fights hurt a lot more the second time around), wings and windflowers (I FIND THIS FIC TO BE VERY HEALING), lions and lavenders (that one paragraph about Thor having to make space for himself and feeling unwelcome everywhere made me feel very called out) and pomegranate (I swear the only way spideypool can be upgraded is with a hades and Persephone concept). Next is lord of thorns (I remember reading this fic so vividly - I’m so excited to revisit it) and I was wondering if you had any recommendations for what I should read next?? So excited to see how runaway red will end, hope you have a good day. 💛💛💛

Hey!

Boooo exams but I am glad my fics are getting you through!

Boy Howdy do I have some feel good recs for you! I kept these to mostly short stories so you can read more than one!

ARRANGED-- Stony Arranged Marriage AU ft. Nobility!Tony and War Hero!Steve, with a side order of Ty being just The Worst, and Tony having a stutter because we love that.'

BIKERS AND BRIGHT EYES --Omega!Tony is flirty, sweet, ridiculously pretty and running from his ex. Alpha!Bucky is beefy, fang-y, unfairly muscled and the perfect guy to scare away any unwanted suitors. Fake Dating, need I say more?

AN AFFAIR AMONG FLOWERS-- Smol!Steve and Thor meet and fall in love at a Winteriron Wedding, its so soft honestly wtf

BRAIDS-- Non binary Bucky! and Steve

GOLD-- A spooky spideypool mermaid fic

ON AIR SHENANIGANS-- Absolute Himbo!Stucky and Done With It All Tony

Good luck on your finals!

[duocatt]

not the best & w no background bc i am Lazy, but here's irondad taking his kids (adopted human!nebula on his shoulders, harley, & baby peter) to the park. safety first!

[Please do not repost or use my art for anything thx]

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IM GONNA CRY 😭

[rainbowkarolinas]

Chase: Nice hands, Wilder

Alex: Um… Thank you?

Chase: I bet they’d look even better wrapped around my-

Karolina: BIBLE. WRAPPED AROUND MY BIBLE. PRAISE OUR LORD JESUS. AMEN.

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Peter: I'm sorry Mr.Stark but there's only room for one dumbass in this family and that spot is taken

Tony: by you?

Peter: what? No, by Harley

Harley, with his hand stuck in a Nutella jar: HEY!

[nightwingvixen23]

Jason : *wasted ass*

*at the bar with friends*

Random Dude : *singing karaoke terribly*

Jason : imma sing

Artemis : god no

Roy : he’s hammered. let him do it

Dick : go for it Jay

Jason : *accidentally drinks Conner’s cocktail*

Conner : um, excuse you but that was—

Jason : imma sing

Artemis : thank you Jason. anything else in your quiver of whimsy tonight ? 

Roy : Hey, what’d I say about stayin’ outta my fuckin quiver?

Gar : how many times have we told you that that joke isn’t funny Roy ?

Dude Singing Karaoke : *really feelin’ it yo*

Audience : … .

Jason : *rips off jacket to reveal all that sexiness in a tank top and leather pants* 

Dick : was that truly necessary ?

Jason : fuck ya n’cessary 

Artemis : sit your wack job ass back down

Gar : stop discouraging him

Conner : *is deeply contemplating how the fuck he got roped into tagging along tonight*

Roy : go ahead and give them hell *winks*

Jason : *winks terribly back/heads to empty stage*

Artemis : oh he’s gonna give us hell alright…

Tipsy woman : *falling into Dick’s lap*

Dick : ?!

Tipsy woman : hey there haaandsoooomeee, wanna take me for a spin ??

Dick : *begins preaching female empowerment and self worth while buttoning her shirt together properly*

Roy : *watches Dick send the woman on her way with a pat to the head*

Roy : well if that wasn’t the gayest shit I’ve ever seen in my life

Jason : *at the mic* IMMA SING, FUCKERS !

Audience : *cheers*

Audience : JAY ! JAY ! JAY !

Gar : man, does everyone here know Jason or somethin’ ?

Artemis : The outlaws have a bit of a rep around this District. in this bar; Jason is basically a god

Dick : I wondered why people kept handing you all drinks on the house

Roy : *arms spread wide* welcome to our goddamned Mount Olympus 

Conner : *visibly distressed* 

🎵Mr.Brightside by The Killers🎵 

Women : *going wild for Jay*

Jason : Comin’ out of the closet Because I’ve been fucking those guys 🎶 *points to his table*

Artemis : *eyes Dick, Conner, Gar and Roy* 

Conner : *visibly sweating* 

Jason : Gotta gotta come out Because I want’em all 🎶

Jason : It started out with a kiss 🎶 *points at Kon* 

Jason : At first it was just a shtick 🎶

Jason : But then Gar got pissed 🎶

Jason :  So I sucked his dick —fuck you Roy Harper🖕—I’D RATHER HAVE RICHARD’S KIDS 🎶

Jason : *serious voice* but for real tho Roy our kids would be some fuckin maniacs no offense bro

Roy : *thumbs up*

Jason : *back to singing drunkenly*

Audience : *rowdy standing ovation*

Artemis : *staring amusingly at her idiot guy friends* so, somethin’ you fella’s wanna tell me about our road trip last week ? I knew somethin’ kinky went down

Gar : hold that thought, Kon just passed out

Dick : 

Dick : *starry eyed*

Dick : ✨hE wAnTs My KiDs✨

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Oh, did you think we wouldn't take you up on smut? I would just love to see Red X get a conjugal visit. If it's from BB, all the better, but just about anyone will do nicely.

Challenge. Fucking. Accepted. - NSFW

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He hated the Titan Tower holding cell. Damnit. He fucking hated the cell. It was too clean, too bright, and too nice. Red-X wanted screaming and shouting and the smell of stale urine and vomit. Those were things that reminded him who he was and what he was supposed to be: a criminal. A thief specifically, and rather good one at that.

Until this afternoon.

He made a stupid mistake and got caught while trying to pilfer delicious secrets from the Titan mainframe. One wrong keystroke and the whole damn tower was on him like flies on rotten meat. He really hadn’t been a match for them on their home turf, so of course his ass landed in their holding cell. 

“PD is coming to pick you up.”

Red-X rolled his eyes behind the mask. “Don’t even start, B.”

“I told you not to come. You didn’t fucking listen.” His voice squeaked slightly, a sign that he was angry with him. “I told you Cy upgraded the system, but you just wanted to try and prove yourself… and now look what happened. I can’t believe you, X. You really fucked up.”

“I said don’t start, B.” He groaned and slammed his handcuffed arms against the wall. “What part of that didn’t you understand?”

"Shut up.” Pause. “I’m coming in.”  

“Please, don’t.” 

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BB-X-Rae. Gar and Jason are early to the threesome with their gf.... BBX

BWAHAHAHAAA! Okay, okay.. NSFW.

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Garfield didn’t think that his boyfriend’s hands could make him so hard so quickly. It was like they were made of magic designed only for him. Jason kissed down the length of his neck and nipped at the flesh on his shoulder as he trailed his fingertips over the clover-green planes of his chest. Garfield purred and leaned back into his body, his head laying in the crook of Jason’s shoulder. 

Continuar lendo

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If you want to do mini smut, then may I recommend BBX. BB screws up on a mission and loses his powers for a few weeks. While the others are on a long mission, he's stuck cleaning the tower in a maid's outfit due to a dare. Red X thinks the tower is empty and breaks in.

I WILL NEVER TURN DOWN AN EXCUSE TO PUT ONE OF THE BOYS IN A GODDAMN MAID’S COSTUME! NSFW.- - -

“I think I like the lace the most.” 

Beast Boy jerked and whipped around, staring into the masked face watching him from the living room. He sat on the sofa and watched Beast Boy take a step back, his blush darkening his cheeks. 

“What the hell, X!” Beast Boy jerked back a little, trying to pull the skirt of the costume back to a more respectable height. It bounced back around his thighs, and Beast Boy was hoping Red X wouldn’t see the lace garter on his left thigh, but it was probably too late. “Y-you’re not supposed to be here!”

“Awe, and miss the sight of you prancing around in a French maid’s costume? Please, I’m smarter than that.” He pulled off the mask and leaned back against the sofa, licking his lips as his eyes swept over his form again. “If you’re looking for something to clean, I have a knob you can polish, but it might take some extra effort on your part.”

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more Jason and Gar smut plz thank

It shouldn’t feel this good.

Nothing in the world should feel this good.

Beast Boy panted as he leaned forward, resting his head against Jason’s desk as he felt Jason’s fingers slip up his spine. Jason found a knot near his right shoulder blade and dug his thumb into it, loosening the muscle. Beast Boy let go of a weak, pathetic moan and he pressed his cheek to the cool wood widening his stance a little. Jason had been slow with him all afternoon, bringing him right to the edge of pleasure but not letting him fall over. They were ‘waiting for Raven’ after all, and she was never happy when they fucked relentlessly without her. 

Jason reached around and stroked his cock, wrapping around his erection and timing his touch with the push of his body. It was almost too much sensation, and Beast Boy thought he might lose himself to the need that was coursing through him. His claws came out and sunk into the soft wood of the desk, holding him steady as Jason continued to ravish him like he was build only for his pleasure. Beast Boy shivered and pushed back against Jason’s sizable, delicious cock, barely catching his breath.

“Y-you should let me come.” 

“Oh?” Jason’s thumb pressed little circled to the head of his cock, smearing his precum down the length of his shaft. “And why is that?”

“I.. I need to.”

“That’s not a good enough excuse.” Jason’s hands tightened on Beast Boy’s cock, his tongue easily finding the shell of his ear. “I mean, if you said ‘because I want to mark your paper work with my cum’ or ‘I want to scream your name as I stain your floor’ or ‘I need to get off so Raven can peg me later’… I might say yes… but just because you need to isn’t enough of an excuse to make me get you off.”

Beast Boy flushed and he let go of a soft, needy whine. “Please, Jason… please.”

“Well…” His teeth nipped at his earlobe and he picked up his pace. “Since you asked so nicely…”

Beast Boy whined. 

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Anything BBX

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Jason was always an attentive lover, that much was true. Incredibly attentive. Sometimes he could spend hours just enjoying Beast Boy’s body with little, soft touches, drawing out the experience until they were both so loved and fulfilled that it was like they were floating in heaven. It was a beautiful experience. 

Of course, he could also fuck him like whore. 

That was equally nice. 

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I'm a greedy shit. How about BBX, "That's a good look for you"?

Oops? This is for us, encontrasuya (as I do believe our ship consists of the two us and the boat only).

NSFW? NSFW.

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Jason,enterig in the apartment: Gar, I'm home!

Gar: Hi Jay!I saved some food for you.Are you hungry?

Jason: yep. I am starving.

Gar: good.Go eat then.

Jason: spread your legs then.