My Life Is Really This Weird @dumbassbutton - Tumblr Blog

Me: Despite staying six feet away from you today, this has been the best part of the entire quarantine. It's like for a month I didn't realize it had been a year without rain and then I saw you standing outside your car waiting for me to come outside and it down-poured.

My boyfriend: And there were sooooo many rainbows

Felt a little CALLED OUT by this AD today

I’m even in the same fucking position

baawri

Every Sexist Commercial You’ve Ever Seen [x]

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(non-broken link)

localstarboy

His voice kills me bro 💀💀💀

labellabrianna-deactivated20250

Mmm… Delicioso.

complexitywithinsimplicity-deac

😭 he speaks in italics. Perfect.

serotnin

*doesn’t show affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

*shows affection* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

mikey-hunter

*exists* oh no, I’m making things awkward!!

shaved-for-nothing

Innovation at it’s best (cute art)

pomrania

[Video of some seriously impressive paper engineering. No sound.]

How guys sext: solely focused on the recipient, typing with one hand and beating hi meat with the other

How girls sext: DOING EVERYTHING SHE CAN TO JUST GET THIS OVER WITH SO WE CAN SEND I LOVE YOU TEXTS - but if it gets a little dry I mean there's always social media to check

boy-so-pale

cah

A few weeks ago, we exhibited at Emerald City Comicon. Typically when we attend conventions, we try to create some spectacle that captures people’s attention and sells games. Like the time we brought a marching band to PAX Australia.

At ECCC, we set up a “Pay What You Want” booth and encouraged people to give us any amount of money in exchange for our games. We put games on a table, set up some signs, stood off to the side, and waited to see what would happen.

We brought 2000 games. Before the convention began, we took bets on what would happen:

Tom thought we’d sell out in a few hours.

Alex thought we’d run out on the of the second day of the con.

Trin thought that we would not run out of games because we are no longer cool or relevant.

Jenn got a fever and didn’t know what was happening.

We were all wrong.

The doors opened, and attendees swarmed the booth. Within five minutes attendees realized they could just take games and walk away. A small group grabbed armfuls of free games and left, but most people paid something. Within an hour, the booth looked like this:

We ran out of games in 51 minutes.and made $8042.48, or 18.7% of the games’ retail value. In other words, we lost $685.44 per minute.

Attendees put lots of other stuff in the payment box too.

Some things you put in our box:

Five Canadian Dollars ($3.72 USD)

Ten Euros ($10.66 USD)

Eighty Philippine Pesos ($1.59 USD)

One Chinese Yuan ($0.14 USD)

One Cubone Pokemon Card, XY Breakthrough (Avg price - $0.68 USD)

One Magic: The Gathering Eternal Masters booster pack wrapper (No Value)

One handwritten “Any Pizza Free” and “Twisted Flicks + KPC” Coupon from a Papa Murphy’s in Kirkland, WA (Estimated Value $25.00 USD)

One $1 Bill folded into a bowtie ($1.00 USD)

One “FeelTheBurn.org” $1 bill. ($1.00 USD)

Two halves of a $1 bill ($1.00 USD )

Once we sold out, we had to figure out what to do with our booth space.

On Saturday, we gave our space to artists who weren’t able to get a table at the con. People showed up to exhibit cosplay horns, board games, recycled journals, and comic art.

On the last day of the con, we set up a station for mailing letters to representatives.

We provided pens, paper, postage, envelopes, writing tips, and the address of every US Senator.

Over 200 letters were written by con attendees, including the most bad ass Imperator Furiosa cosplayer we’ve ever seen.

We’re still waiting on Immortan Trump’s response.

hollowedskin

cards against humanity is run by the pure force of chaos I stg. I like what they did with their booth after tho

nevver

It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip

peaceful-wanderer

brittneybrightside

lizamon

y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers.

Listen, I didn’t think I’d become a jealous girlfriend nor did I think I’d become a girlfriend tbh. My boyfriend and I first kissed on our prom and 2 weeks after that we started to date. I know I am being stupid but before then he was going as a date with this one girl who I know will not steal him. He was asked before we became a thing and I told myself not to get jealous of them. But I think I am. I don’t have anything to worry about, but it’s tomorrow and I am so fucking anxious about it. I keep having sleepless nights and wanting to go home and cry. I don’t know how else to say I just feel empty - as if he is becoming what every guy has done in the past - been with another girl. God - I don’t want to be feeling this way for an endless amount of reasons - but I just don’t know how to get over this feeling of me wishing him away with another girl. It all seems to be like how my crushes never liked me back but always found someone else mysteriously. Should I be worried? I keep listening to the song When We Are Wed from Once on This Island and I can’t help but want to get some kind of closure to this torture I’m going through…the cloudy sky is not helping at all.