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Kinktober 2022

I actually managed to knock something out in time this year, so I’m linking my Far Cry 5 Drabbles I did for Kinktober below (because the thing is way too damn long to post on here lol).

I created both a complete version, which includes all drabbles separated into their respective kink/pairing, as well as created a series where each day is posted separately, to make it easier for people looking for (or to avoid) certain kinks, triggers, and pairings.

Complete Version: https://archiveofourown.org/works/42774786 Series: https://archiveofourown.org/series/3196446

#kinktober #kinktober 2022 #my writing

txmriddlx

Can you please reblog if your blog is a safe place for lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, asexual, aromantic, pansexual, non binary, demisexual or any other kind of queer or questioning people? Because mine is.

annaxbolina

Reblog if you are a fanfiction author and would like your readers to put one of your fic titles in your ask + questions about it

imagineagreatadventure

1: What inspired you to write the fic this way?

2: What scene did you first put down?

3: What’s your favorite line of narration?

4: What’s your favorite line of dialogue?

5: What part was hardest to write?

6: What makes this fic special or different from all your other fics?

7: Where did the title come from?

8: Did any real people or events inspire any part of it?

9: Were there any alternate versions of this fic?

10: Why did you choose this pairing for this particular story?

11: What do you like best about this fic?

12: What do you like least about this fic?

13: What music did you listen to, if any, to get in the mood for writing this story? Or if you didn’t listen to anything, what do you think readers should listen to to accompany us while reading?

14: Is there anything you wanted readers to learn from reading this fic?

15: What did you learn from writing this fic?

momomomma2

Jacob and John sending each other videos, pics and recordings they took of the deputy whilst having sex with them behind josephs back. Who lets be real probably knows but likes to be a nice brother and is waiting for them to share.

Oh Joseph 100% knows. I’m fully convinced not a damn thing goes on in Hope County that he doesn’t know about. Omnipresent, nosy little shit that he is.

I can see this starting as Jacob being kinda shitty with John, tbh. Like he’s got Rook on his knees and they’re having some fun, fucking around because Rook’s good at more than just being a wave of destruction and also he doesn’t flinch when Jacob takes his shirt off and he gets a good look at his body and that’s, like, triple points in Jacob’s book. And Rook’s phone is buzzing so hard it almost tips off the desk and Jacob grabs it because annoying only to see like 4 missed calls and about 8 texts from John in varying degrees of “where ARE you? Don’t ignore me, I fucking hate that, Pay. Attention. To me!”

So he just angles the camera down, snaps a picture–the sound of which makes Rook huff at him and scowl but he doesn’t pull off Jacob’s cock so that’s permission enough, he supposes–and sends it off with a little message of “he’s fucking busy, he’ll call you back.”

I’m pretty sure everyone who’s met John Seed is aware of how well he’ll take that.

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#far cry 5 #poly seeds

Headcanon:

While John is absolutely a needy bottom by nature (needs every bit of love, attention and praise he can get), there's a part of him that seriously gets off on servicing his partner(s) cause it's a near constant stream of his name, and his favorite word: "Yes".

#far cry 5 #headcanons #john seed #nsfw

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far cry 5 request: soulmate prompt number 24 with a female deputy and the seed siblings

You have a meter of how in-danger your soulmate is.

Since she was little she had always felt on edge, never feeling quite safe despite the comfortable life she lived. Deep down something just didn’t feel right, paranoia and anxiety plaguing her mind no matter what pills her psychiatrist prescribed. It was only when she was institutionalized as a teenager that the root cause of her distress was discovered; her soulmate was in constant life-threatening danger. No doctor could tell her why her connection to her soulmate caused her such mental anguish, much more than was normal, but it didn’t matter to her; her soulmate needed someone to protect them, and that’s just what she’d do.

The Seed brothers knew all about soulmates growing up, of the promise that someone out in the wide world would genuinely love them for who they were, but in an environment where where they were constantly walking on a tightrope, they never noticed the telltale signs until they were young men who had escaped their past and were trying to make something of themselves.

Over time John had come to assume he didn’t have a soulmate, that he wasn’t worthy of one, resigning himself to sleeping around with whatever pretty young thing on campus caught his attention.

It was after another typical night, a stranger laying in his bed as he watched the lights of the city flicker with a cigarette in hand that dread surged through his soul, a feeling that he had come to associate with the punishments of his adoptive parents. But he was free, no longer under their thumb, yet the dread grew into a fierce panic, along with confusion, although deep down he knew; he had a soulmate and they were in danger. And there was nothing he could do about it. He’d promised himself he would never let anyone or anything make him feel as helpless as his parents, both biological and adoptive did, but these were the feelings of someone he had never met, someone he was bound to for life. He decided then that he would find them, search the whole globe a million times over if he had to, so he could protect them, so he would never have to feel the helpless and fear that their danger made him feel.

Jacob couldn’t say whether or not he had a soulmate somewhere out there waiting for him, but he hoped he didn’t, so some poor innocent civilian wouldn’t have to feel what the horrors of war had done to him. It wasn’t fair to them, to not only be stuck with a broken man, but to experience the same danger he had as he balanced on the edge between life and death. When he first felt it, he’d thought he was having a panic attack, until he realized his breathing was fine and his chest hadn’t tightened as it usually did. Instead, he felt a rising mix of apprehension and alarm, something that he’d become familiar with when out on patrol in Iraq, scoping out the area for enemies.

Jacob couldn’t say whether or not he was a religious man, but he prayed to whatever God that would listen that his soulmate would never ever have to go through what he went through, walk that tightrope of death. After returning home had thought he no longer had anything to live for, but now he did; he had to cull the weak, so they could never do to his soulmate what they had done to him.

When Faith looked back on her past life, she felt guilty, not for what she had done but for the danger she had put herself in, the stress she had caused her soulmate. She could only imagine how many sleepless nights she had caused them, as she flung herself at any and every opportunity to receive some relief from her day to day. But the Father had shown her the error of her ways, of the pain she was not only causing herself but the one person who would love her unconditionally. And as Joseph whispers in her ear of the visions he’d seen, of someone they would share and protect, someone they would keep out of harms way, she feels it for the first time; free from the influence of the drugs that had clouded her judgement, she feels the foreign trepidation within the depths of her soul, and from that moment on she puts her complete faith in Joseph, and in her soulmate.

Joseph doesn’t need The Voice to tell him that the moment had arrived - the so-called internal ‘danger meter’ that connected him to his soulmate was steadily rising, higher than it had ever had, coincidentally rising as the police helicopter Jacob’s hunters had spotted flew closer to the compound.

She hadn’t felt her soulmate in such danger since she was a teenager. With every step she and her colleagues take towards the man she has come to arrest, she feels pure dread like nothing before, and shes scared to know whether it’s the danger her soulmate is in, or her own mind sending warning signs that she should run as far away as she can from these psychopathic cultists.

The man seems to come out of nowhere, wrapping his arm around her neck and pressing the barrel of the pistol against her temple, ranting wildly about protecting the Father. Jacob doesn’t register his own actions, his instincts controlling his actions, telling him to purge the familiar feeling of walking the tightrope from both his soul and the soul of his soulmate, who just happens to be the woman in front of him, the woman sent to arrest his brother, the woman who became a police officer to protect him.

It’s all a messy blur; gore sprays over her as the other cultists move to restrain her colleagues and force her to the church podium, the worry she’d held for her soulmate disappearing as the danger dissipated. John heaved out a relieved sigh, leaning on Faith for support as he recovered from the rush of panic that had almost sent him into a frenzy.

Jacob allows himself a moment of weakness, crushing her to his chest and quietly sobbing apologies for all he had put her through, as Joseph rubs his older brother’s back comfortingly. John and Faith draw closer, the latter cooing of her disbelief at how beautiful her soulmate was, far more beautiful than anything her hallucination had ever cooked up. John raises his voice at her, scolding her for putting herself in harms way, for making things more difficult for him, but he doesn’t mean it, he’s just so glad to finally have her home.

Joseph captures her face between his hands, turning her head to face him while she is still trapped in his brother’s embrace.

“My love, you did this for us, didn’t you? After all we have done to you, you still wished to protect us, am I right? But it is our duty to serve and protect you, not the other way around. How could we not, after knowing that we have been the guiding force behind your every decision? We are a family now little lamb; we will care for each other, and walk through the gates of Eden together”

far-cry-all-the-time

Far Cry 5 + ND : the characters’ reaction after finding out the Judge is the Deputy.

Posting two headcanons posts in a row because I just finished writing this and I absolutely love it. Just… thanks to the anon who requested this. 💖😭 Writing this made me really happy and I think I needed it.

Also, please request more stuff with Nick because I love writing about him omg.

Kim Rye

From the first moment she sets her eyes on the silhouette, she knows it’s the Dep.

She doesn’t really know how to react because she’s just speechless.

So, one evening, when the Judge is alone in a corner of Prosperity, Kim takes Carmina with her and decides to introduce them.

She doesn’t confront the Judge about who they are.

“Hey, I just thought you might have wanted to meet my daughter, Carmina”

The Judge acts all nervous and she hears an anxious and nostalgic sob behind their mask.

“Someone really brave and caring helped us on the day of her birth.”

Carmina is weirded out by that comment. Like wtf mom ??

But at that moment, the Judge understands that Kim knows.

She takes their hand and the Judge squeezes it a little.

They’re happy to meet again after all this time, even if they both stay silent.

Nick Rye

Kim is the one who told him about it.

He’s hot with rage when she talks about how devoted they are to Joseph now.

“That’s bullshit ! After all this time, the Dep just betrays us like this ??”

So he goes to find them, determined to give them a piece of his mind.

But when he finds them, he suddenly recognizes all of their mannerisms ; the way they move, their hand gestures…

And he just breaks down in front of them.

“Hey, Partner,” he cries.

The Judge stops moving, shocked.

Nick sits next to them. He’s crying but acts like he’s not.

“It’s been a while, huh ?… You’ve seen- huh… You’ve seen your goddaughter ? She grew up quite a bit. Would’ve loved to have you around to teach her how to live… Kim says she makes her think about you, how you were back in the days… ”

The Judge puts their shoulder against Nick’s. He gives them a little push.

“We all missed you.”

They spend the whole night talking together… Or rather Nick talks and the Judge listen quietly, sometimes snickering or grunting a little.

The partners are back in business together.

Sharky Boshaw

It takes him a while to realize it.

But he slowly starts to notice how similar the Judge and the Dep are…

And it always seems like they’re trying to reach out to him ? But they never do it.

So he starts dropping hints about his suspicions when the Judge is around…

“Once, my best friend and I took back a whole outpost with nothing but our flamethrowers. It was wild, man. Do you… like flamethrowers ?”

“My best friend’s favorite weapon was a bow as well… What a coincidence, huh ?”

So eventually, the Judge understands what he’s trying to do and they reveal who they are to Sharky.

At which point he just hugs them. He’s a bit angry at them for disappearing for so long, but his happiness is just so much stronger that he can’t stay mad.

“Man, I knew it was you. I knew you couldn’t have died… You’re too awesome to die !!! We’ve got a lot of things to catch up on, huh ? Come on, let’s grab a drink.”

So the Judge follows Sharky and the spend the next few days together.

Sharky talks about the good old days or what happened to him after the Collapse.

He’s a bit frustrated that his best friend won’t talk to him (and he has tons of questions)… But they’ve never been a big talker so he’s just happy to have them by his side again.

Hurk Jr.

He sees Sharky hanging out with the Judge more and more so finally he wonders why.

“Sharky man, why are you hangin’ out with that weird masked dude so much ?”

“Hurk, that’s the Dep.”

“WHAT ?!”

Almost instantaneously, Hurk goes to find the Dep and make sure it’s them.

When he confronts them, the Judge nods quietly and Hurk just breaks down.

“DUDE, it’s really you ?? I missed you, man. All those crazy adventures we had ? Man, that was some good time. OMG, I’ve got a kid now dude. I’m a daddy ! You wanna meet Blade ? We could teach him some cool shit together !!!”

So the Judge follows Hurk and he introduce them to Blade. They’re really careful and afraid to hurt this little kid.

“Hey, I know you’re already Carmina’s godparent and all… But I was thinking that, maybe, you could be Blade’s too ? I don’t know man, I just want him to grow up as awesome as me and Sharky and… you. You know ?”

The Judge hugs Hurk. They’re crying behind their mask…

I LOVED WRITING THIS. 💖

Taglist : @theeonlyroman @krenee1drful @followedbyhell @zacklover24 @swatchdcg @onl-you @casifer-fan

And also tagging @youhavebeenmarked because I wanna share this with you. 😂💖

mr-arainai

Far Cry 5 Week - Day 4

You‘ve heard of Deputy!Seeds, now get ready for: Herald!Sheriff‘s Department

minilev

Hey, Jacob…

prophesyr

THE BOOK OF JOSEPH / TRANSCRIBED

Below is the full Book of Joseph ( no illustrations ), separated and organized by chapter, as well as a full, unseparated PDF version. Be aware that there is sensitive content throughout this story, including, but not limited to: child abuse, addiction, drugs, and attempted suicide. Now, go forth, brothers and sisters, and receive the word. Glory be unto the Father —

CHAPTER I CHAPTER II CHAPTER III CHAPTER IV CHAPTER V CHAPTER VI CHAPTER VII CHAPTER VIII CHAPTER IX CHAPTER X CHAPTER XI CHAPTER XII CHAPTER XIII ( pdf. )

*** The Book of Joseph does not belong to me; all rights to their respective owners ***