Serial Cuddler. They/Them. 30s, Poly/Queer little bundle of love and sarcasm. Minors, please move along and stay safe - I can't stop you, but I can at least provide fair warning
It was brought to my attention that I don't often post my fics on here, and that might be a good idea.
Honestly never did it before cause I'm lazy forgetful didn't think about it for various reasons, but I also now have enough people who are interested in my fics now that I can justify doing so.
(Read: people in the servers - Hiiiii Rooks/People of the Grove!)
Hope this helps you find stuff to read!
Note: If there's a double asterick on a fic's pairing, that means it's spicy (aka don't read it at work)
Last Updated: 7/7/25
Glenwood (CastleAudios ASMR):
Glenwood Musings - General
The (Sometimes Human) Guide to Werewolf Dating - Seer & Evie
Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead
Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement
“I was on a strict diet during Episode VIII, and she was like, ‘Kid, get into that fridge and take some chocolate bars. I have many there.’ And I did,” he recalls. “I failed my diet because Carrie Fisher told me to. And it [felt] great.”
I see everyone’s “Ghost doesn’t know what a meme or TikTok is” posts, and I raise you: Ghost who’s chronically online and running an account with a cult following. Someone introduced him to Twitter years ago and told him, “It’s just a place to post your thoughts.” He took that literally. Now he posts every intrusive thought that crosses his brainstem and everyone assumes he’s a chaotic shitposter. His top posts include:
you ever get so overwhelmed you eat drywall
drank a coffee made with monster energy. saw god. he says i’m not allowed back.
can you get ptsd from ikea
the psychological horror of being perceived
woke up feeling mysteriously unwell. either i’m sick or god is giving me lore
ate 4 slices of bread at 2am. felt nothing. ate a 5th. transcended.
bit into an ice cube and remembered im mortal
all i need is one emotional support war crime and i’ll be fine
i don't really want to weight in on the "using big words in your writing is ableist" discourse happening on tiktok because i'm like 90% certain it's an anti-intellectual psyop to stir up drama in online circles to promote the use of ai to summarize literally everything and thus feeding the LLMs and lowering the populace's mistrust of such tools but i also have to say: dictionaries and thesauruses are the most accessible they've ever been. if you use an e-reader of any kind you can look up a word without leaving the page. there's a plethora of online dictionaries and if you just type a word + "meaning" into google it'll usually give you a definition. we used to have pocket dictionaries we used when reading in class. i have two on my shelf right now that i used in high school. stop letting the fascists purposefully misuse anti-ableism rhetoric to trick you into never thinking again.
happy autism awareness day to all the girls who had “ friends” growing up who were actually bullying them . to the girls who always sat alone in the grass and wondered why nobody wanted to talk . to the girls who spoke to animals like they were listening . to the girls who created a little world in their room . to the girls who always felt ashamed for how deeply they love things and how passionately they enjoyed media . to the girls who covered their ears when they were overwhelmed by everything . to the girls who carrying a special thing around to feel safe . to the girls who never understood what they did wrong to feel so lonely . to the girls who were diagnosed later in life because they weren’t little boys who liked trains. you are so special and beautiful and you’re not worse for it, you love deeply and that is so wonderful please never try to push that down . I LOVE YOU !!!!!
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