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[dumbatlife]

Pain or damage don't end the world, or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

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If someone ever says “scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours”, it is always appropriate to respond with “the funny thing about my back is...that it’s located on my cock”

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One of the greatest things about The Wire is that it reminds you literally everyone’s life is shitty

[dumbatlife]

Given their typical clientele, I feel like Miller Low Life would be a much more apt name

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And storefronts rarely changed At least I'm on my own again Instead of anywhere with you

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It’s crazy how quickly I feel myself slipping back to a place I told myself I’d never go back to. Somehow despite how terrible a time it was, now I’m nostalgically looking back through the same rose tinted glasses. “If I look back, I am lost”

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One of these days I’ll tell someone I work in investment banking and they’ll actually have some idea what that means

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If you truly want to effect a change in the world you have to take a picture of yourself holding a sign you made and post it on the internet

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I have this technique for when I’m obsessing over some thing in my life that gets me down where I think about some other thing in my life that also had me really down and boom, next thing you know I’m feeling down about something different

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I’m so glad I didn’t grow up in a time period where my parents felt the need to justify their entire existence by constantly posting pictures of every thing I did on the internet

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I’m just so tired of my life being fucking shitty

I’m just tired of everything in my life breaking

I’m just tired of never having any fucking money

I’m just tired of never being able to have a real relationship with anyone

I’m just tired of never being able to complain about how fucking shitty my life is because obviously plenty of people have it much worse and I have no real right to act like my life is so fucking hard

[dumbatlife]

If I could go more than two months without my life returning to absolute shit that would just be crazy awesome

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I’m pretty sure I eat breakfast for diner way more often than I eat breakfast for breakfast.

[dumbatlife]

I so fucking sick of all these unjustifiably pretentious fuckers who try to say that choosing not to vote between two terrible options is some ignorant, naive way to waste an important right, as though choosing not to even bother with a rigged, two party system that fucks you year after year isn’t an important vote in itself.

[dumbatlife]

Defeat, my defeat, my shining sword and shield,

In your eyes I have read that to be enthroned is to be enslaved,

And to be understood is to be leveled down,

And to be consumed is but to reach one’s fullness

And like a ripe fruit to fall and be consumed.

[dumbatlife]

Jimmy Mcnulty is the ultimate antihero...in like, the asshole sense

[dumbatlife]

Now that my blackberry is out of commission I am basically out of things that can break and I really don’t feel like getting another phone so at this point I think there might actually be a god and he wants me to be Amish.