The Modern Man's Hustle

Irishman. Personal Trainer. Chronic Protagonist Me

[best-shower-thoughts]

Maybe ghosts are real but since they have no mass, they’re not affected by gravity and are thus isolated in space as the earth barrels onward at 67,000 mph. (source)

[olearypoetry]

“I am hopelessly a lover, and a dreamer, and that will be the death of me.”

— Rupi Kaur (via rupikaurpoems)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Ducks are pretty much just all-terrain chickens

[best-shower-thoughts]

Earth landscapes are so various that we believe them to be actual different planets in Star wars. (source)

[foulserpent]

there is nothing you can say that will make me stop occasionally putting a q tip in my ear to remove ear wax. i know the ear is self cleaning. i know it doesnt need to be done at all, and in rare cases where earwax buildup actually does need to be removed this is absolutely not the way. i know theres a risk of serious injury to the inner ear. i know there is no material benefit and it can only do harm. but heres the deal: i dont care. im fully aware and im going to do it anyway. im fucking crazy.. but im free

[just-shower-thoughts]

Letting go of a loved one is hard but some times it’s the only way to survive a rock climbing catastrophe.

[kairoswrites]

Flames as Book Quotes by Terry Pratchett

Sun:

The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they’ve found it.

— Monstrous Regiment

Cloud:

Why do you go away? So that you can come back. So that you can see the place you came from with new eyes and extra colors. And the people there see you differently, too. Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.

— A Hat Full of Sky

Rain:

A witch ought never to be frightened in the darkest forest, Granny Weatherwax had once told her, because she should be sure in her soul that the most terrifying thing in the forest was her.

— Wintersmith

Mist:

The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

— Diggers

Lightning:

Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?

— Going Postal

Storm:

She was beautiful, but she was beautiful in the way a forest fire was beautiful: something to be admired from a distance, not up close.

— Good Omens: The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch

Sky:

Then turn selfishness into a weapon! Make all things yours! Make other lives and dreams and hopes yours! Protect them! Save them! Bring them into the sheepfold! Walk the gale for them! Keep away the wolf! My dreams! My brother! My family! My land! My world! How dare you try to take these things, because they are mine! I have a duty!

—The Wee Free Men

[thelovejournals]

7 Reasons It’s More Difficult for Intelligent People to Find Love

Let’s put aside our ego, and realize that if you consider yourself an intelligent human being there is a constant battle between your heart and mind, especially if you are as equally intelligent as emotional and empathetic. Having a sharp mind and obtaining the realization that sometimes life is both beautiful and cruel, due to prejudices and ignorances becomes achingly painful. Once you realize that some short-sighted people hold the power in the world, you find it difficult to find a suitable partner who sees the world for its beauty and cruelty. But why is that intelligence makes things a little more difficult?

Why is it that those with a higher IQ are prone to mental disorders, social challenges and something as finding love or well-matched partner, even becomes a challenge? 

Keep reading

[anxietyproblem]

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Before the truth can set you free you need to recognize which lie is holding you hostage.”

—

[thepersonalquotes]

[quietlotus]

“A heart wrapped in grudges can only grow sore. Letting go of resentment is being kind to ourselves.”

— Quiet Lotus

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Someone who is worthy of your love will never put you in a situation where you feel you must sacrifice your dignity, your integrity, or your self worth to be with them.”

— Unknown

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Some people say home is where you come from. But I think it’s a place you need to find, like it’s scattered and you pick pieces of it up along the way.”

— Katie Kacvinsky 

[veryfunnymemes]

[4gifs]

Tiger gets a bad baby tooth removed

[petermorwood]

When a tiger’s first response to having a tooth yanked is not a roar, snarl or swipe with claws, but a test nibble to check that its mouth works as well as it suddenly feels, it speaks volumes about how much the bad tooth* must have hurt.

*You can see, briefly, that it’s black and nasty on the inner side. Yuck.

[nadunevitram]

poor baby

[rampaigehalseyface]

I’m just awed by the amount of trust in this gif. That tiger totally trusts that the human is going to help with that scary metal object on an already painful area and the human totally trusts that the tiger is just test nibbling and not chomping down on his arm. I flinch when a house cat comes at me too fast and these two don’t even hesitate to trust each other.

[ciarachimera]

baby :3

[anarcho-faggot]

I cannot explain my fondness for the words “test nibble”

[thatclimbergirl]

The version of this with sound is EVEN BETTER