dumbledorina

Hi, I'm Serina and I really want some nachos.

[mysticbaconslice]

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

[mysticbaconslice]

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

[mysticbaconslice]

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i’m a grower not a show-er what do this mean u might ask? means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet anyway the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy” the downside? if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me

[theawesomeadventurer]

why is this formatted like a poem

[theycallmebigpussy]

Because it is one

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

i just want to be touched really hard

like by a car

hit me with a car 

[usatoday]

A little girl thought this high school senior posing for prom pictures was a real princess.

👑 👑 👑 

[asdfghjklnia]

This just warmed my heart

[n3wfaceoffailure]

[dumbledorina]

My biggest dream is to have Terry Crews lift me up and tell me how much I weigh.

Carry me like a sack of potatoes.

[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[allamaatemydingo]

#wakandaforever

[boredbbyy]

can’t help falling in love on a kalimba

[hogwartsconsultingtimelady]

This radiates calm

[beeftea78-deactivated20200113]

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

[sekiss-blog1]

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

[dumbledorina]

I’m sorry

[brittanybutler]

gordo was the truth

[ithelpstodream]

hahahaha best prank i’ve seen in a while

[thats-sowild-blog]

This is singlehandedly one of the funniest and cutest things I’ve ever seen. Relationship goals.

[scarecrow-hero]

Not sure how many of you guys out there are big Adam Ruins Everything fans but I love it. Was watching the episode “Adam Ruins Art” and this bit just hit me like a ton of bricks.

Keep creating, my friends. 🙂💗

[sarroora]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE ADAM RUINS EVERYTHING EPISODE OF ALL TIME AND I URGE ALL YOU ARTISTS TO SEE IT

[alexis-royce]

This episode was more valuable than my entire college education.

[plantfunerals]

y’all jackin off physically but neglecting to jack off mentally and spiritually

[dumbledorina]

[koryfos3]

horror story

[weavemama]

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE’S DAY!!!!