the urge to just crawl into his skin and live there forever but i can’t do that so instead i shift across realities just to be near him- im so normal about my s/o fr
anyone else find it hard to focus when watching any movie/tv show because you’re just trying to figure out how to insert yourself into that reality? or is it just me?
things i script into most of my drs because why not!
myspace still exists
i had the idea of combining major social media platforms (tiktok, instagram, twitter, facebook) into one because i hated how my messages, saves, and well everything was in separate apps! for the creation and development of the app, it was still created in 2003 and they took on new creatives as the years progressed and that how it came to be what it is.
all in one music streaming app
eos, my baby my child my everything.
all in one tv streaming platform
because no i actually don’t want to have to search 50 different service to find what i was watching.
social media addiction is very rare
when i want to spend time with my friends or family i would prefer to not be on our phones and actually everyone to be present.
pinterest is run by drew barrymore
don’t ask why i scripted this but she seems like the type to make an app like this. it’s a MUCH better run app and has many more features.
no artist has an insane amount of variants for albums
it’s getting a little insane out here guys!! as a collector who only collects one version of the vinyl & cd for each release of my faves… i do NOT see how people are collecting so many now. this doesn’t really have to do with money in my drs cause #unlimitedmoneyhack but i think it’s ridiculous to have so many variants.
concert etiquette
people are more involved in the actual concert & having a good time rather than getting it on video to post to social media…
none of my favorite shows get cancelled
deadly class… come back to me…i am not okay with this…come back to me…my babysitter’s a vampire…come back to me.
ryan & chad are together in hsm
random but necessary. that scene of them wearing each others clothes… i know what they are.
agent cooper & sheriff truman are together in twin peaks
i was WAITING for them to shut up and kiss.
no one cares when u became a fan of someone
this can go both ways. someone trying to brag and saying they were a fan long before you? don’tttttt care. asking someone about an artist and they ask you to name 5 songs? don’ttttt care. i only script out the annoying people who do this 🙏 if you’re genuinely asking and we’re bonding over our fave i’ll be talking to you alllll day!!
physical collections > streaming
physical collections are more popular than relying on streaming. when i say popular i don’t mean by the performative people. matter of fact i need to script those people OUT.
the grammys spanning 2 days
the concept of the grammys is so cool and fun but the actual grammys?? i hate them. anyways the event has WAYYY more categories for music & more performances. also leaving and partying with a bunch of big celebs at the end of both nights in la?? yes please!!!!
i don’t think anyone talks about how hard it is to not combust when talking about your s/o to someone who doesn’t know about shifting. like that’s my man you just don’t know it!
𝓽hings 𝓲 wish i knew before 𝓲 𝓼hifted (as a girl who shifts on command)
as a girl who’s shifted so many times she learned how to do it on command, i can say with confidence that there’s many things i wish i was told beforehand that neither shifttok or shiftblr talk about (warning, it’s a lot).
CUTE DISCLAIMER : these are things I wish I was told . If you do not agree, THATS FINE . this is just what i wish i was exposed too before my first shift that i think will help others like me . When i use “you” “you’re” pronouns, im talking to my pre-shift self in second person. i just feel like this can support others .
001. i would never look at life the same again .
imagine how it feels bringing your subconscious to another place for the first time and realizing you are infinite . everything everyone said was true . it was never just an ongoing tiktok joke, it was real . shit was hard to come to terms with . very hard .
of course, shifting for the first time was awesome, but coming back was… interesting . i looked at everything differently . i feel like shifters talk about what shifting for the first time was like and forget to include the “coming back confusion”
002. after getting used to it, the “spark” kinda goes away .
now i know what the rest of shiftblr is gonna say . “shifting is real!!! don’t romanticize it!!!!” and i completely agree, for this reason . before i shifted for the first time, ngl, i did lowk think in the back of my mind it was gonna be sunshine and rainbows . obviously, i was wrong .
it’s just like any other life on any other day on any other planet . unless you’re shifting to mars or some shit .
It’ll get boring . it’ll get sad . It’ll get irritating . and trust, shit will get real . but that’s just how life is . after i realized thats how life is, i kinda got like . huh .
it’s kinda like how it felt when you realized Santa wasn’t real . if that makes sense .
003. the real world is harsh .
as a girl who was never an actress, singer, dancer, model, guitarist, and songwriter in this reality, imagine my surprise when i saw that people would hate my acting/singing there ??? i scripted i was literally awesome ???? my discography is heavenly????? what ???? they aren’t even nice about it either .
be nice to celebrities!!!!!
004. you’re gonna start wanting to shift to a lot more “niche” drs after that .
soooo, you know how you’re shifting to be a student in hogwarts rn? well, you’re still gonna do that, but you might wanna be a lawyer in another dr now too . or maybe an alien from Saturn . or maybe a scientist who knows the secrets of the universe . or something .
after realizing you can explore every single reality out there, you start to want to experience new things in a more uncommon way . a way that other people probably won’t also be shifting there .
i mean . . . unless you have niche drs already . then like, fuck it, we ball .
005. you will have so many different relationships and dynamics and vibes with people you won’t know what to do .
after shifting, literally everything will remind you of either your cr, or your dr . you’ll remember an inside joke from your dr friend from a few years ago, and then in the same day cry about something your cr friend said while you’re in your dr .
it’s slightly almost kinda sorta maybe a little overwhelming at first, but you begin to get the hang of it as your dr is already something you’ve always known .
it’s fun, too . sometimes I’ll be out and see cute keychains and I’ll be like,”oh, (dr best friend) would’ve loved that.” you get a little homesick no matter where you are, but it’s almost comfortable, it that makes sense . because you know you’re gonna see them again, you already are .
| search; song, color, vibe, outfit, art, quote to make your own pinterest mood board! just pick the first pics that pop up and post them in that order :b
… i just really love pinterest tag games so I decided to make my own ! I tagged like all my moots or tried to so if I forgot you plz just join in! anyone’s free to join :b
this is actually adorable, some of this definitely screams me lol
tags (no pressure obvi): @whitrcbbit @whimsicamy @w1ckedcherries @reality--shifter @ryanmirae @therayofsonshine @ariaisshifting @dracuthea @angeliqirl @heavenlygirlboss @lettie-reads + anyone else who wants to do it (feel feel to use my post for it)
My method as a girl who’s shifted more times than she can count .
cute lil disclaimer, i do not believe methods can bring you to your dr on its own, but i do think they can help you get into a good place mentally when trying!
Also, my previous account was terminated, so if this looks familiar, it’s because it’s a repost (third repost to be exact…)
Last thing, if this doesn’t work for you, don’t fret . It probably just wasn’t your cup of tea, and that’s fine . Now, onto the method !
001. make a playlist . It doesn’t matter what songs you put, as long as they resonate with you/your dr, it’s fine . I recommend making a pretty lengthy playlist cause you’re gonna be there a while .
002. Close your eyes and meditate for a bit . Think about what you did that day in your cr, how you felt, what you smelt, doesn’t matter . let your mind roam freely about your cr , because this will be the last time you think about it for the rest of the method .
003. After a few songs, begin to count to 100 . It doesn’t matter how, just get to 100 . i typically count up with my breaths, but it doesn’t matter .
004. as you count, begin to affirm you are in your dr . say where you are, what your name is, what you’re currently doing, etc . “ i am in my dr.” “My name is.”
005. Now, once you’re done affirming, i want you to think exactly like your dr self . think about what you’re gonna do that day, who you’re gonna be with, what you’re gonna do, etc . speak in first person here . “I’m so excited to go to that bakery ___ was telling me about.” “Me and my mom ____.”
006. Sooo, by this point, you should be in your dr!
You can also make this an asleep method and just sleep as your saying where you are and what you’re doing !!
i had another shifting attempt last night,, and this time i used the staircase method (i think that’s what it’s called). for this attempt i didn’t get any visual symptoms but as i climbed up the stairs i did feel like i was being rocked side to side. and i was doing pretty good until my neighbors dog started barking and it kinda pulled me back <\3
i’m going to try again tonight using the same method,, cause i feel like it was the easiest method for me and i lowkey felt something in my body. it’s hard to describe but my body felt heavy but also had this kinda ‘powerful’ feeling throughout (could be related to my dr where i have powers)!! so if you haven’t tried that method i’d definitely recommend it!!
why were my shifting attempts almost successful when i was depressed asf?? like i’m doing better-ish now and now i can barely get any symptoms <\3
but anyways i watched the thunderbolts* today for the first time and now i have sudden motivation to shift to the mcu,, soo manifesting that i get there and anyone else reading this gets to their dr successfully :))
