loser, schmoozer, dummy

♒︎ they/she/it 25

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

𝑭𝒊𝒄-𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕 𝑴𝒂𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕

(bc im sick of pinning everything)

ao3 here

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𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒐𝒕𝒔

𝚃𝚘𝚞𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚎𝚕 - 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘰𝘭𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬, 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘮𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘩𝘪𝘮 𝘰𝘶𝘵.

𝘛𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘱𝘭𝘢𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵-𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘳, 𝘱𝘳𝘦-𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘦.

𝙷𝚘𝚖𝚎 - 𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝/𝚂𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘳-𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯-𝘶𝘴𝘶𝘢𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘩𝘪𝘮.

𝙸𝚖𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚊𝚕 - 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝/𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘰𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘪𝘵. 𝘖𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘈𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭.

𝙲𝚊𝚝𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 - 𝙳𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚌 𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘤𝘢𝘵 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘺. 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘵.

𝙲𝚘𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝙳𝚊𝚖𝚊𝚐𝚎 - 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝/𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙽𝚘 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘝𝘢𝘨𝘨𝘪𝘦 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘱 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘤𝘶𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 𝘰𝘯 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘶𝘣𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘧𝘧𝘪𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘵. 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘵𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘦.

𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒑𝒕𝒆𝒓

𝙲𝚒𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚏 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚜 - 3/? - 𝙷𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙵𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗/𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎/𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘫𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘤𝘳𝘦𝘦𝘯𝘸𝘳𝘪𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘣 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴. 𝘙𝘰𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘦𝘴.

𝙻𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚆𝚑𝚊𝚝’𝚜 𝙻𝚎𝚏𝚝 - 2/4 - 𝙷𝚒𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚊𝚕 𝙵𝚒𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗/𝚁𝚘𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎/𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝/𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘰𝘭𝘥𝘪𝘦𝘳 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘝𝘪𝘦𝘵𝘯𝘢𝘮 𝘞𝘢𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘜𝘚𝘖 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘰 𝘣𝘰𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘢𝘭𝘦.

𝙲𝚊𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙴𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 - 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚝𝚎 - 2/2 - 𝙳𝚛𝚊𝚖𝚊/𝙷𝚞𝚛𝚝/𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚝

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘈𝘥𝘢𝘮 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭.

𝚁𝚎𝚍𝚎𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚀𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚒𝚎𝚜 - 2/? - 𝙸𝚗-𝙱𝚎𝚝𝚠𝚎𝚎𝚗/𝙲𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚗 𝙲𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺: 𝘑𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘰𝘯 2 𝘦𝘱𝘪𝘴𝘰𝘥𝘦 3 𝘰𝘯𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴

𝑺𝒎𝒖𝒕

𝚂𝚘𝚕𝚞𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜 - 𝙸𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚌𝚛𝚞𝚛𝚊𝚕 𝚂𝚎𝚡/𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐/𝙵𝚕𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚢

𝘚𝘶𝘮𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘺 : 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘏𝘶𝘴𝘬 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘩 𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘺 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘈𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘰𝘧𝘧 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬. 𝘏𝘦𝘳𝘦'𝘴 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘶𝘱 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩.

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𝑷𝒍𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒔

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

𝘩𝘶𝘴𝘬𝘦𝘳𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘳𝘰𝘵 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘭 - 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭 𝘥𝘶𝘴𝘵 - 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯 𝘥𝘢𝘣𝘪𝘩𝘢𝘸𝘬𝘴 - 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

𝘵𝘥 𝘣𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘦 - 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

𝘳𝘢𝘫𝘣𝘰𝘸 - 𝘢𝘱𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

dabihawks and dustbunny ‘lazy bum bf x hardworking ambitious gf’ dynamic is undefeated, bonus if they’re all friends

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

I hope there’s a possibility of being seriously injured or killed by falling sleeping iguanas in GTA VI, it’s arguably the best part about a game set in south florida

[tacticalhimbo]

gta 6 cover art released which is cool. but. can we talk about this baddie i particular???

because god DAMN. she's hot. and i love all the details too beyond that like...

the 305 tat on her wrist (miami area code and, fun fact, the first area code for the entire state of florida)

the curls!!!!! her hair is gorgeous!

the fingets tats on her left hand

hazel eyes hazel eyes hazel eyes hazel—

her necklace says siempre, meaning always (para sirmpre meaning forever; i always remember it from learning how to say siempre te amaré (i'll love you forever))

the vice baby tat on her rib cage aughh i love the lil pinstripe especially

nameless afro-latina cover lady i will love you forever

[alenartworks]

Suddenly: Фёдор "Тормоз", Михаил Сергеевич Святин и Тимур "Людоед".

Inspired by my yearly replay, I had an idea of turning the guys into slavic hooligans from the nineties.

[tani--na]

The new gta cover girl making me crazyyyyy bllblbblbllb

[yank-a-ton]

The early days

[slaughtersafe]

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

this trikey…..

[tapeworrmart]

An idea that got out of hand lmao

[slaughtersafe]

Keep scrolling you didn’t see any stupid doodle

[pollo-hermano]

michael de santa’s letterboxd would go crazy

[manedazona]

[slaughtersafe]

I always said I believed you

you told me that was so cliché

[666moira666]

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

oh NOOOOOOOOO

[lazypapers]

It Was Just One Simple Question...