Darcy

professional silly goose, chronic overthinker and phannie

[weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa]

Updated intro post because its been a bit since my last one!

I'm Darcy (not my real name, just an internet alias), and I'm a teenager from Australia! I'm Autistic, ADHD and Queer, and I work at a small alternative shop in my town. I did start university this year but I may defer next semester as I realised I dont know what I want to do.

My biggest fandom hyperfixation is Dan and Phil! I started watching them in December of 2024 and I have very quickly become obsessed (yes, The Hard Launch was a monumental occasion for me and I dont know how i locked in and did school work after it)

I also like 9-1-1 (I was a buddie truther well before that goddamn trailer), Heartbreak High, Chappell Roan (I saw her at Laneway in February), Tame Impala (seeing him in October!!!) and I'm on season 7 of South Park.

I would love to make some friends on here! Just the usual DNIs apply!

[one-time-i-dreamt]

i was in a summer camp that was dan and phil themed, everyone there was a phan, we would play their board games, and the camp was exactly like the one in the parent trap (1998)

[orionsbelt-buckle]

@weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa

[weneedtogetofftheseaaaaa]

My phucking dream

[fryday]

the way i can so clearly see dan's reaction to foamy phil on the bathroom floor. face crumpling like he's in pain (see the recent black parade tiktok) swaying into and then slumping against the doorframe weakly clutching his stomach as he points at phil and wheezing so high only their hypothetical dog would be able to hear it

[inkyjett]

im starting a phonspiracy... richard was RIGGED! ain't no way the topic is just randomly weddings after all the phwedding hype lately.

[phanyu]

they literally still play mario kart every day like youll in a fic about them lanky and nervous and falling in love to the mario kart ost and then youll log into real life dan and phil and theyre almost 17 years in playing mario kart as a ritual together every single day and thats why there will never be rpf this serious ever fucking again for the rest of mankind

[girldan-pip]

livestream on sunday, new cocktails video, hard launch episode with a possible guest, world tour on the horizon... they're spoiling us

[efajdiyefeb123]

gay sun or thought daughter

[queerdnp]

just saw this again for the first time in months and giggled. revolutionary stuff happening in my dms

[diphowell]

the amazing tour is not on fire + the hard launch tour

[distantffuture]

We’ve woken up in an alternate reality

[ahappydnp]

it hit me how “D♥️P” was for real Dan being like I CANT WAIT TO TELL YOU ;____;

like what do you mean he was twirling around all giddy because he was foreshadowing saying it for real

his beautiful mind

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[diphowell]

phil's reaction to dan breaking both times was so cute

[lizardsmp3]

dude.

[unphortunate]

funniest fucking song for them to put on the preshow might be uma thurman falloutboy btw

[diphowell]

sweet and silly on their bed below the bamboo art phil's dad painted from one of their japan holidays

[flowercrowndnp]

happy august from amazingphil ^_^