Dumb Polls Only

[dumbpollsonly]

what does green taste like?

apple

melon

lime

spinach

lettuce

peppers

cucumber

kiwi

wasabi

matcha

it just tastes like green

Voting ended onAug 19, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

would you rather

lick the ceiling

lick the wall

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

pick one

sparkly broccoli

sparkly cheese

sparkly chicken

sparkly cantaloupe

sparkly spaghetti

sparkly Brazil nuts

sparkly shrimp

Voting ended onAug 13, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

have you ever been personally insulted by a bird?

yes

no

I am unsure

Voting ended onAug 12, 2025

[workplacefire]

I need all of the gimic blogs to rb this is I can follow you!!!!

[workplacefire]

god there are a lot of yall

[rhode-island-empire]

Yeah ok and I'm going to annex Connecticut

[workplacefire]

guys can we stop retconning states on my post please

[rhode-island-empire]

You're not the boss of me

[scp-threats-is-back]

I'm gonna contain all of tumblr!

[gimmickblog-posts]

I'm gimmick blog gimmick blog

[dumbpollsonly]

is the SCP gimmick blog in itself also an SCP?

yes

no

idk but I'm gonna pet the big lizard

Voting ended onAug 5, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

whats everybody bringing to the tumblr potluck?!?

🍗

🥕

🍒

🧃

🍰

🍻

🍽️

🎉

Voting ended onJul 9, 2025

[wyrmicelli]

great work everyone!!!!

[dumbpollsonly]

are you sharing the apple juice?

yes

no

Voting ended onJul 20, 2025

[duothelingo]

Fuck you *unsolves your wordsearch*

[satan-offical]

Fuck you *resolves your wordsearch*

[gimmickblog-posts]

Fuck you *dissolves your wordsearch*

[dumbpollsonly]

Fuck you *turns your wordsearch into a dumb poll*

1 across, 8 letters. To remove results or conclusions.

2 down, 8 letters. To reform or come to a conclusion.

3 across, 9 letters. To reduce as if melting or dispersing.

we may have confused a crossword with a wordsearch. I'm not fixing it.

Voting ended onJun 29, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

what would be more unsettling?

you hear the sounds of a robin singing in the middle of a cold winter night

somehow you notice the same fishbowl with a red fish in it everywhere you go

you find an abandoned home where every wall is covered in ropes and strings

a single dainty white lace glove keeps appearing on your doorstep every morning

your phone gets a call at exactly 4 am on the 4th day of every month

Voting ended onJun 27, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

pick a dumb curse

50% of all calories consumed each day, no matter what, transfer to someone else

EVERY TIME you say the word "and" you are compelled to say it again

you are unable to touch soap, it always turns into cement

all insect buzzing sounds like smashmouth's all star to you

every lightbulb in your life turns blue

every perfume, deodorant, or body spray you use smells like cheddar

all salt turns your tongue green

brushing your teeth makes them all turn into molars for 10 hours

you become the world's strongest glitter magnet

Voting ended onJun 26, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

what's the nicest temperature? (°F)

10

37

42

70

55

90

80

102

42

69

Voting ended onJun 24, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

new activity?

scuba diving in a mothman costume

skydiving in a Loch Ness monster costume

Voting ended onJun 21, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

If a whiffle ball whizzes out of Wimbledon at 3:45 and hammers a horse rider in the hamstring, how many mini marshmallows can a moo cow move into Minnesota?

12

as many as can fit in a Mazda mpv van

Jeff goldblum

arizona

mayonnaise

the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

a walrus drank all my vanilla extract

Voting ended onJun 3, 2025

[scp-threats-is-back]

Someone: 10k notes. To meeeeee

Everyone here, collectively: i think the fuck NOT. To all of us now

OP: I think the fuck not

Everyone, ignoring OP: hehehehehehehh (<evil gremlin laughter)

[i-suggest-murder]

[insert gimmick blog here]

[scp-threats-is-back]

Hey. Hey wait. No

[scp-threats-is-back]

Well it hasn't happened so i think I'm good

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[scp-threats-is-back]

Won't happen buddy

[gimmickblog-posts]

50 notes and a half eaten donut

[random-shit-from-the-internet]

-throws ceiling cat at you all of a sudden-

[dumbpollsonly]

how many reblogs can op handle?

10 (they have already died of reblogs)

50

100

500

1000

20000

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

what does purple smell like?

flowers

grapes

assorted berries

crayons

markers

candy

something else

Voting ended onMay 29, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

grapes or tomatoes?

grapes

tomatoes

Voting ended onMay 27, 2025

I refuse to give you any context.

[cassandraofcain]

@satan-offical @god-offical care to explain yourselves?

An imposter?

[god-offical]

Yeah I didn’t send that.

[satan-offical]

I didn't send it as well...

Smite them Holy Godaroni

[archangel-raphael-offical]

My family, what seems to be going on in this moment?

[satan-offical]

Oh my god Raphael! Land of spelling your name wrong. HIIII :3 I'm a woman now!

[gimmickblog-posts]

certified gimmick post

[satan-offical]

Certified gimmickblog post post

[gimmickblog-posts]

so true

[dumbpollsonly]

what the hell is going on here?

yes

no

idk

waffle house

Voting ended onMay 27, 2025

[dumbpollsonly]

how many dandelions can you fit in your mouth?

one

up to five

up to twelve

up to twenty

up to forty-seven

up to eighty

up to one hundred

all of them. all the dandelions are in my mouth.

Voting ended onMay 17, 2025