Spanish or vanish

imagine using google translate, i could never. legally i have to say this is a parody and im not happy about it he/him

[duothelingo]

Welcome to the shitshow.

Hi I’m Duo, if you’re reading this you have found yourself in my basement.

Welcome home, mouse.

You can run but I will find you, good luck kleine Maus.

Legally I have to say this is a parody blog please don’t sue me I’m just a silly little guy :)

I started this blog when I was drunk and for some reason I’m at like 12k? Weird.

DNI

Transphobes

Terfs

Racists

Xenophobics

Dickheads

People that believe in France

I’m an awkward 27 yo trans guy from Scotland who is scared of women. My main is @blanketgoblins - MDNI on that tho pls. I’m 27, not old.

If you send me asks, please don’t tag your corpo, business, parody of whatever blog - it makes me feel like you’re just using me to advertise and don’t actually wanna be friends etc. (unless you're @operagxreal ily pookie)

Please do not tag me in posts, I have over 12k followers and the notifications are frustrating.

FAQ

Why do you teach French if France isn’t real?

We also teach Klingon

Are you British?

Scottish

Do you support AI?

Hell nah.

Duolingo lore:

Spanish or vanish

I promised you fuckers lore.

[duothelingo]

why are people roleplaying as the lost boys in my reblogs

[alvin-the-almighty]

That's WILD my dude! I, Alvin THE AWESOMEST Seville have NEVER seen any lost boy roleplayers on tumblr dot com. Perhaps it is because I am AWESOME

[duothelingo]

i actively want to die and you are making my choice so much easier.

[duothelingo]

why are people roleplaying as the lost boys in my reblogs

[duothelingo]

okay so pls vote on new name thank

my favourites tbf

bird-with-a-basement

bird-with-a-gun

legallydistinctowl

hootini

Voting ended onJun 2

[duothelingo]

happy pride if youre straight pay me 20 dollars

[duothelingo]

Fpr the username: mean-bird-with-a-basement

oh this slaps

[duothelingo]

okay listen up fuckers (yeah, you) send me asks with username suggestions, ill put my favourites in a poll and you can vote for the best one.

ill literally change it to the best one no cap

[duothelingo]

would you be mad if i changed my url bcs bro i hate ai

pick an option, one gives candy the other death

yes fuck you

no i get it

Voting ended onMay 24

[duothelingo]

lmao nice

[duothelingo]

I went to Orkney and tried Irn Bru

inferior island

[duothelingo]

Whatever you say, Fagatron

fuck my life i forgot you were originally from tumblr

[duothelingo]

I should get you all to rename my blog like scientists naming a new discovery or a wizard naming a cryptid.

[duothelingo]

idea cancelled.

[duothelingo]

I should get you all to rename my blog like scientists naming a new discovery or a wizard naming a cryptid.

[duothelingo]

Hey Duo, catch these hands👊🏻👊🏻

i dont want cooties

[thatnonbinanry]

WHY IS DUOLINGO SO FUCKING THREATENING?!?!?!?

[duothelingo]

wouldnt you like to know, weatherthey

[duothelingo]

would you be mad if i changed my url bcs bro i hate ai

pick an option, one gives candy the other death

yes fuck you

no i get it

Voting ended onMay 24

[duothelingo]

being tumblr famous isnt even fun anymore wdym i have over 1k notifications on my phone after a single nap

[duothelingo]

Duo is it okay if I stop my streak bc you're using Ai? (This isn't to be mean im just hating on the real duoling bc they using Ai now)

absolutly not what the fuck (yes delete the app its shit)