I like to think that Caine would freak out over something impossibly related to the in-universe cast and somehow they all realize the ramifications of it, except for Zooble, for some reason.
Caine has summoned everyone to the stage, he has an announcement.
"...So...something, ugh, *pitches the bridge of his front teeth." So something REALLY bad happened..."
They all look unconvinced of Caine's sincerity due to him being a dramatic bitch at all times.
"I mean, I SWEAR I implemented enough safeguards... A-and made absolute CERTAIN that the distributors had their copies under lock and key!"
They all look a little worried now...Except Zooble.
"My...My friends... I am afraid- *sighs defeatedly*...I'm afraid that the worst has come to pass...IT leaked."
Jax abstracts on the spot, and Pomni falls to her knees weeping, and then looks to the sky shouting "NOOOOOO!" while shaking her fists at whatever God was willing to listen.
Gangle's comedy mask is undoubtedly split in twain, she begins to melt into the floor while silently crying, as she is completely speechless. Kinger grabs his head and yells "WE'RE RUINED! RUUUUUINED!!!" and starts running around in utter insanity.
Ragatha finds herself sitting on the floor with both of her legs held up tightly against her chest, as she tries to soothe herself by rocking back and forth crying softly to herself.
Zooble has no idea what's going on.
Caine conjures up a convoluted panel with dozens of buttons, levers and lights that look like they all do nothing, except the big red button smack dab in the middle. It is covered by a glass box that can be lifted and there's a note on it that reads: "In case of total Human abstraction/IT leaked". Caine, without any hesitation, lifts the warning glass and presses the self destruct button for the Circus.
"My friends, it was an HONOR being your Ringmaster."
As everyone continues their unrelenting sobbing and rampage due to abstraction, alongside Zooble standing there in absolute confusion. It goes silent.
As we zoom back to see that Caine was just popping Bubble.
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